December 7, 2007
#1 - This B list television actress. I say B list because she is on a hit network show. It is an ensemble, but she is one of the stars, and thus, B list. If she was just a recurring character, than maybe a C. Anyway, she lives with a guy. Not a celebutard. He is a celebrity. Can't say what he does because it would give it away. If he was an actor I would say it, so that should give you some help. Anyway, turns out that our actress refuses to have sex with him. Yep. She only had sex with him until they moved in together. Now, all she does is yell at him, and call him names. Oh, and dresses him in her clothes. He puts up with it though. For now.
Nicollette Sheridan/Michael Bolton
He was on a funny commercial recently mocking that his phone number was one digit off from the companies so please don't call him or something but I don't remember what the company was..
ReplyDeletePoor Michael, lol.
ReplyDeleteThis is such bullshit. These blinds seem to have a recurring theme of sexless marriages and hate on women.
ReplyDeleteThis is believable :(. Btw I'm boycotting any car company that puts Michael Bolton singing in their commercials.
ReplyDeleteI call bull, first if all, who lived with them to confirm she never put out after moving in together.
ReplyDeleteAnd her bad temper and the cross dressing, couldn't have been a surprise to him, this was the second time they were a couple.
@runwithscissors
ReplyDeleteYou're right! They were together before! Enty obviously didn't know that...
Hahaha, had to do a double take, thought it was SJP
ReplyDeleteWhoa whoa! What happened to the link!!!
ReplyDeleteI was wondering that too @runs its tobe and not deleted by 7. Did she pass away?
ReplyDelete*gone* not tobe troll spelchek
ReplyDeleteTrying this again...
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is Nicolette's dress, though. I think it's Sarah Jessica Parker's.
Why even bother? And that does sort of look like SJP in that picture Seven.
ReplyDeleteAnyone remember the music clip for Black hole sun by Sound Garden? Nic's face reminds me of that plastic melted mess
ReplyDeleteWell.. maybe she was getting back at him. Wasn't he supposed to be an epic douche back in the day?
ReplyDeleteThat's my guess too, as I recall he was cheating on her and he broke up with her. Years go by, she is getting famous because of DHW, his fame went downhill, he was just trying to get his name back out there
DeleteHe was supposed to play a concert in my town last year - no one bought tickets so they cancelled - but he still ended up getting $75K
ReplyDeleteThat's an awesome commercial, aemish. I loved Michael Bolton back in the day, I have to live with that, but he has to live with the dress. I prefer the MB from Office Space
ReplyDeleteI feel old. I remember when Nicolette Sheridan and Harry Hamlin were the hot couple.
ReplyDeleteit's true that they were together in the past, so he must've had some idea what he was getting in to ?
ReplyDelete"When a man, loathes a woman..."
ReplyDeleteShiite. I remember Harry and Nicolette days, as well. Of course, I remember reading the Enquirer story about Cher and Greg Allman getting married, and what an orgy/heroin drugfest rounds of parties that surrounded it, lol. I was scandalized!
ReplyDeleteThis was as exciting as a fart
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