July 10, 2013
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who was the biggest star in the world back in the day is aging rapidly and in bad health. He has a nurse on call 24 hours a day, but none of his nurses will do anything special for him so every night he has a hooker come to his house and pretend to be a nurse and does what hookers do.
Burt Reynolds
I guess hes seen too many porn movies where nurses screw the patients with their unis, stockings and white shoes on. :( I doubt a professional nurse does that type of bedside manner if she values her paycheck and employment benefits.
ReplyDeleteEvery night? Guess he's not in *that* poor health! Heh.
ReplyDeleteGet it, Burt. If the hooker aint up to snuff that night, just think of Sally Fields' lil butt from back in the day. That is what I do.
ReplyDeleteAnyone seen the movie Gummo?? "I wanna mustache dammit I wanna be Burt Reynolds"
ReplyDeleteDunno why this makes me go "awwwww..." :(
ReplyDeleteI seriously doubt he gets much more than a sponge bath from either. Ain't no was Peepaw can get it up at his age.
ReplyDeletePoor Burt...
ReplyDeleteWhen I am this old I hope EVERYTHING goes at the same time. It seems like torture to have the body go..the mind starts slipping..but the peen still thinks its SIMON COWELL.
hahahahaha so well said @fancyscreenname. From now on, my term for a horny man will be - He thinks his penis is simon cowell! LMAO
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ReplyDeleteWe should use "SIMON COWLING" to describe over active penises.
Lol. ;^)
Don't most nurses wear scrubs these days?
ReplyDeleteBurt has been in the closet his entire career. Is the hooker/nurse who sees to his "special needs" male or female?
ReplyDeleteI can think of worse ways to spend your final days.
ReplyDeleteGood for him, whatever flavor he chooses
ReplyDeleteBwahaha fancy! I am totally using that
ReplyDeletePretty sure this one was good ol' Jack.
ReplyDelete"Don't most nurses wear scrubs these days?"
ReplyDeleteYep, but a lot of ER nurses are pretty fit and fill out their scrubs nicely.
I can kind of sympathize with Burt. He has back and knee problems from playing football and I have the same legacy sports dings. A nurse who's just shot your butt full of Demerol due to a bulging disk can seem mighty purty.
Him old, but him not dead.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel sorry for him. He was a major a-hole to Sally Field and Loni Anderson. Karma is a bitch.
ReplyDeleteEvery night? I guess he wants to go out with a bang.
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