Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

July 10, 2013

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who was the biggest star in the world back in the day is aging rapidly and in bad health. He has a nurse on call 24 hours a day, but none of his nurses will do anything special for him so every night he has a hooker come to his house and pretend to be a nurse and does what hookers do.

Burt Reynolds

Posted by ent lawyer at 9:30 AM

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19 comments:

  1. sandybrook9:35 AM

    I guess hes seen too many porn movies where nurses screw the patients with their unis, stockings and white shoes on. :( I doubt a professional nurse does that type of bedside manner if she values her paycheck and employment benefits.

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  2. Melissa9:38 AM

    Every night? Guess he's not in *that* poor health! Heh.

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  3. Count Jerkula9:41 AM

    Get it, Burt. If the hooker aint up to snuff that night, just think of Sally Fields' lil butt from back in the day. That is what I do.

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  4. Unknown9:50 AM

    Anyone seen the movie Gummo?? "I wanna mustache dammit I wanna be Burt Reynolds"

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  5. Majik9:54 AM

    Dunno why this makes me go "awwwww..." :(

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  6. Sherry9:56 AM

    I seriously doubt he gets much more than a sponge bath from either. Ain't no was Peepaw can get it up at his age.

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  7. Anonymous11:01 AM

    Poor Burt...

    When I am this old I hope EVERYTHING goes at the same time. It seems like torture to have the body go..the mind starts slipping..but the peen still thinks its SIMON COWELL.

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  8. Stacey Charter11:18 AM

    hahahahaha so well said @fancyscreenname. From now on, my term for a horny man will be - He thinks his penis is simon cowell! LMAO

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  9. Anonymous12:35 PM

    @Stacy.

    We should use "SIMON COWLING" to describe over active penises.

    Lol. ;^)

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  10. Flora Goforth12:56 PM

    Don't most nurses wear scrubs these days?

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  11. Gypsytrill12:57 PM

    Burt has been in the closet his entire career. Is the hooker/nurse who sees to his "special needs" male or female?

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  12. Sean1:02 PM

    I can think of worse ways to spend your final days.

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  13. Beth1:07 PM

    Good for him, whatever flavor he chooses

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  14. TalksTooMuch1:11 PM

    Bwahaha fancy! I am totally using that

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  15. Freya1:36 PM

    Pretty sure this one was good ol' Jack.

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  16. Not A Ninny2:07 PM

    "Don't most nurses wear scrubs these days?"

    Yep, but a lot of ER nurses are pretty fit and fill out their scrubs nicely.

    I can kind of sympathize with Burt. He has back and knee problems from playing football and I have the same legacy sports dings. A nurse who's just shot your butt full of Demerol due to a bulging disk can seem mighty purty.

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  17. Frosty5:22 PM

    Him old, but him not dead.

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  18. Henriette7:43 PM

    I don't feel sorry for him. He was a major a-hole to Sally Field and Loni Anderson. Karma is a bitch.

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  19. cowbulls11:27 PM

    Every night? I guess he wants to go out with a bang.

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