August 29, 2008
#2 & 3 - Some new information about one of the bigger breakups of the year. It was an A list actor and a wannabe. Apparently the A list actor found out that the wannabe had stopped taking birth control. He found this out when she told him she might be pregnant. Apparently he felt that her purposefully not taking the pill in order to get pregnant violated a rule and showed her the curb.
George Clooney and Sarah Larson
Violates the rule of common decency.
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DeletePlus, any gold digger worth her weight wouldn't rat herself out on a "scare." You wait until that paycheck in in the womb fo sho.
I agree with him 100%, however he needs to date less fame/money hungry women. Or insert bum sex only into the contract.
ReplyDeleteGeorge should get a vasectomy if he doesn't want to end up like Simon Cowell. I'm surprised that he hasn't yet.
ReplyDelete@cool-He probably has, but doesn't want the info to get out because that means less gold diggers. .
DeleteContract or not, that's sheisty.
ReplyDeleteSomehow that seems fair to me! I would expect to be shown the door too, if I pretended I was on birth control to get intentionally get knocked up.
ReplyDeleteI agree cool cool cool.
ReplyDeleteEntrapment!
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised he hasn't gotten fixed yet either. Silly man whore.
ReplyDeleteWho are we to know if he has or hasn't got 'fixed'?
DeleteAnd why a man whore? And specifically why silly? He's obviously up front with these women about what a relationship with him entails. They're the 'silly' ones if they're happy to go through with it expecting to be the one that changes him.
@Sherry, can you please use bigger margins? I want to parse and really explore (with my red pen) your use of adjectives and themes.
DeleteThanks!
He pays the contract she follows the rules of the contract.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he has had a vasectomy. With the kind of woman he dates he would be stupid not to. She never did seem to be the brightest bulb in the box!
ReplyDeleteThe previous rumor about this break-up was that she was stealing tips he left for the staff.
ReplyDeleteSo long ago, was she before or after the Italian model? Would be a deal breaker for me too.
ReplyDeleteBefore.
DeleteYeah that's pretty shitty of her, but the fact that he hasn't experienced this yet is surprising
ReplyDeleteAnd yet, after all this time (obviously) worrying about it, why the HELL has he not gotten a vasectomy all these years? It can usually be reversed, were he ever to ever deem a woman eligible-enough to "award" his almighty sperm.
ReplyDeleteGyahh. The man does nothing for me.
Oh, I see some of us are thinking alike here...
ReplyDeleteActually, IDGAF about him or his contract women. Hollywood is a seriously effed-up place...I want to hear more about how much CHARITY AND GIVING some of these spoiled, entitled asses do, then I might give a fuck.
Maybe he didn't have a vasectomy because he wants to have children eventually, just not with her or anyone he's met yet. Like when he's 80. Takes a stunning amount of low self esteem to even consider a contract like that, I'd imagine. Although a dirty weekend wouldn't be out of the question
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a rumour Krista Allen was pregnant with his child. She was morning sickness during a play she was doing in LA, then all of a sudden she wasn't pregnant. then next thing you know they've split up.... Anyway, I'd have dumped Larson too.
ReplyDelete*suffering from* ^^
ReplyDeleteI don't feel sorry for him.
ReplyDeleteShout out to Renoblondee!
ReplyDeleteI just realized you hollered to me the other day in the Nigella comments--thanks!
Been busy with work and a property remodel... I lurk every day but haven't been commenting much.
He needs to quit dating women of childbearing years who want kids. He should find someone his own age or a woman who is adamantly against kids.
ReplyDeleteHe is, like simon, completely open about who he is and what he expects. She violated, she outta there.
ReplyDeleteBirth control...why? You have to have sex to get pregnant.
ReplyDeleteSo what happened to the baby?
ReplyDeleteIntent but no pregnancy, @SaintsFan.
ReplyDeleteI agree this is way out of line by her, but unsurprising.
I am shocked he hasn't had a vasectomy.
ReplyDeletevasectomy! i 'm pretty sure he had a vasectomy
ReplyDeleteand Clooney is not gay more finally
ReplyDeleteSome guys worry if they get snipped, their load volume will diminish. I have heard that isn't an issue.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he had a vasectomy and didn't tell her. Then, she turns up preggers? That would imply cheating.
ReplyDeleteWe'll never know.
The vasectomy is not the issue. You do not secretly stop taking birth control. That is all. Entrapment has nothing to do with whether Clooney should of should not, does or does not. She was wrong.
ReplyDeleteHe is over 50 and he has said over and over again he does not want any children. He can always adopt if a paternal whim suddenly comes over him.
ReplyDeleteBut I get it, caralw he doesn't confirm this because if they do get pregnant he knows they are cheating. However not all vasectomies are 100 per cent successful. What if he's just lucky so far and it turns out it did not take? I wonder what the longest time frame has been from having a vascetomy to discovering it did not work?
And hey he is clearly not using birth control aka a condom. Does he do the his and her STD tests regularly as part of his contract too since he clearly is a huge control freak.
I don't think he'd be any fun as a boyfriend. The gold diggers can have him.
Though aren't some men convinced a vasectomy will interfere with their sex drive, muck up the equipment.
ReplyDeleteOh the Count was more precise!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Clooney. Larson is an epic fool.
ReplyDeleteYou do not stop taking birth control behind you partner's back. That tells you she knew he didn't want a kid. I can't imagine what was going through her head. What did she think he would do? Pay her to abort? Pay her to go away? Marry her?
And I'll bet that he has been snipped and keeps it under wraps. It's relatively painless and reversible. Plus, it's significantly cheaper than a kid and the kid's mom.
Maybe he banked, then snipped? Some men do, as old sperm increases risks of some congenital defects, just like old eggs. Correctly thawed, frozen is as good as fresh.
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't believe he got the big snip. He wouldn't be all that concerned about these women if he did. Also, the minute you put your penis inside the vagina you share a responsibility in the outcome. If you don't like the odds, don't do it. Better yet, take steps to protect yourself. Blaming the woman for his mistakes doesn't help anything.
ReplyDeleteYawn. Publicist plant.
ReplyDeleteim sure he's fixed but that doesn't mean he tells anyone about it. Good way to weed out the gold diggers probs?
ReplyDeleteThe version that made the rounds back then was:
ReplyDeleteSarah announced in the presence of family and George that she thought she was pregnant. Unbeknownst to her, George had had a vasectomy years previously just to prevent these types of scenes. So George knew this meant she was either lying or cheating on him. George kicked her to the curb. Sarah, having lost her meal ticket, had an abortion.
Actually, I think he HAS had a vasectomy. Helps him spot the climbers trying to use the oldest trick in the book.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Little Miss, he's had a V.
ReplyDelete@squeezebox
ReplyDeleteThat's the version of the story I remember. I thought Clooney got snipped around the Krista Allen time.