June 8, 2007
#2. Many actors enjoy strip clubs. They enjoy the attention they receive and they have the money to make sure they are treated great. Spending $10,000 in a night is not unheard of. This A/B list actor who showers infrequently loves strippers but doesn’t like going to clubs. I guess he’s shy. Anyway, what our actor decided to do was to pay three strippers to be on call 24/7. He pays them each $5000 a month to show up at his place within one hour of a phone call to them. The only day he guarantees them they will be off is Christmas and the anniversary of something important.
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves.
ReplyDeleteI'd jiggle my jugs at him no problem :D merry Xmas cdaners :)
ReplyDeletehe always had soooo many gay rumors over the years and on this site he is just a horny straight guy 24/7.
ReplyDeletebut this blind IS written gender neutral...
ReplyDeleteMeh on the blind. But I am interested in the "anniversary of something important"...
ReplyDeleteGuess here but could be anniversaryof death of his GF/fiance years ago...motorcycle accident...he was driving/she passrnger:(
Delete@disco for $5,000 you aren't jiggling and you probably doing more then lap dancing too.
ReplyDelete@Total maybe the day his fiance/girlfriend died in what I think was a car crash...
ReplyDeleteJinx!what i guessed b4 saw ure post
DeleteAgreed, or possibly the day they lost their baby which was shortly before his girlfriend died
ReplyDeleteAgreed, or possibly the day they lost their baby which was shortly before his girlfriend died
ReplyDeleteMan, didn't realize ur had so much tragedy in his life. No wonder he is "sad Keanu"
Delete@gypsy---yeah right back-off shadow...jokes jokes---Merry Christmas girl!
ReplyDeleteSmart guy with good financial planning.
ReplyDeleteFor some dudes...
ReplyDeleteIf it flies, floats, or fucks; it's cheaper to rent it.
@charlie.
ReplyDeletetehehehe
((Wink))
So, according to CDAN's past reveals, not only is Reeves NOT gay, he's married to someone who doesn't know who she's married to and lives in a foreign country. He stays married for the excuse of not being available for marriage to anyone else.
ReplyDeleteAND he has strippers on the payroll.
All this without a single slip up of being photographed with any of the above.
Oh, btw, the girlfriend died in a single car accident. SHE was driving alone (jeep) and had just come from a party where she'd done a ton of drugs. He was not in the car and they hadn't been together in quite a while.
Speculation is that she purposely accidently got pregnant. He wasn't happy about it.
I've never understood the whole thing about more than one lap dance in a row, I mean, just pay for the night! They call those "companions"
ReplyDeleteSounds like a great gig if that's your thing. Do they get dental and 401K matching?
ReplyDelete@TTM: More than one lap dance in a row can mean many things. I have heard of dudes paying over a grand to have a stripper sit on his lap and read him a story.
ReplyDeleteDaytime, mid week is where the mileage is at for the lap dances.
Count, I had this boss that used to go have 5, 6 in a row, I never got it. Get a hooker! Same some dough!
ReplyDeleteYou know what? Good for him and them. He finds discreet partners who he can reasonably ask to get tested on a regular basis and do what he wants the to do, and they're earning a living. If the man is only hooking up with three women at a time...he's a lot less promiscuous than a lot of his peers.
ReplyDeleteYou know what? Good for him and them. He finds discreet partners who he can reasonably ask to get tested on a regular basis and do what he wants the to do, and they're earning a living. If the man is only hooking up with three women at a time...he's a lot less promiscuous than a lot of his peers.
ReplyDeleteLet's see: in this past year Keanu has turned into a cheap married, stalking, stripper loving straight guy on this site. For a guy who does not get much press, he's sure popular on this site, and it is the only site where he is rumored to be straight. Makes me wonder if the blinds are being fed by his publicity team to make him more exciting.
ReplyDelete@TalkstoMuch
ReplyDeleteYeah, I would just pay for hooker for all that. Guys are wired different about that stuff though. Of course if I was a guy I would be a straight never married hairdresser with a vasectomy too.
Um, I would so be Keanu's stripper
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Keanu sits on his couch watch stripper like "sad Keanu". Lol
ReplyDeleteThat would be a trip. If you guys have not seen the sad Keanu meme, you should Google. If u have a silly sense of humor, that is.