January 2, 2007
This A list actress has a squeaky clean reputation and for the most part is well deserved. EXCEPT for the little scam she loves to play when fulfilling her shoe fetish. One thing about having children is they make a great cover story. Our actress had no fear when she had the children in tow. Pair after pair of shoes would be tried on and discarded. Too small, too big, just not right, until the salesperson would have twenty or thirty boxes of shoes out amongst our actress and her offspring. At that point she would be pleasant and ask the salesperson to just try one more pair. When the salesperson was in back, our actress would make an even bigger mess while taking three or four pairs of shoes and hiding them amongst strollers, backpacks and other baby necessities. When the salesperson would come back, our star makes an excuse about a toddler needing to eat or needing a bathroom and quickly leaving. Our star does not need the money, she just loves the thrill. Word has made the rounds among stores but no one wants to lose her business so they just keep quiet and let her play her game.
Academy Award winner/frequent visitor to random photos.
reese..."mommy Im too big for the stroller"
ReplyDelete"shut up and get your ass in there or your gonna get another southern ass whoopin. damn it is not noon yet mommy needs a cocktail!"
Reese or Gwinnie
ReplyDeleteHer kids would have been the right age back when this was written. AND, it was before her little drunken incident...
ReplyDeletei've done something similair this a few times, but on accident. Pushing the stroller placing things ontop, like work boots, and walkin out the door lol.
ReplyDeleteReesie has the good girl image notsomuch GOOP.
ReplyDeletei never though Witherspoon could be shoe fetish:she always seems to wear the same shoes and the one movie when she could be shoe fetish is THIS MEANS WAR
ReplyDeleteWe all have some were fetish. Picking shoes are probably the least of her problems
ReplyDeleteI meant weird lol
DeleteEven good girls crave being bad. The adrenaline released while feeling "alive" can be quite addictive. That is why the Whurdle Whore said she escorted. Not that she needed the money, she needed the excitement.
ReplyDeleteI was trying on shoes in DSW next to woman with a stroller …her kid was really too big for it…
ReplyDeleteShe said she was going to walk around and see how the very expensive sandals felt…she did and then
she walked right out with 2 pairs of shoes and only the empty boxes left to tell the tale.
Very slick but not unusual…
Did she leave the stroller/kid behind? Ha.
DeleteNot that I have, but it is so easy to steal shoes, especially somwhere like DSW or Macy's during one day sales.
ReplyDeleteGreasy Ressie. Definitely.
ReplyDeleteI am against stealing.
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ReplyDeletethey should just send her a bill. stealing is so stupid. what if the salesperson has to pay for what she takes? only an asshole would do something like this
ReplyDeleteThey don't want to lose her business? What business? She doesn't buy anything!
ReplyDeleteExactly my thoughts!!!
DeleteGetting cheap thrills from shoplifting? Is she 14 years old??
ReplyDeleteAnd yes the salespeople might have to pay for the shoes she took. Bet the shoes are all brands that cost $500 and up. Poor salesgirls.
Look what they did to Winona Ryder….
ReplyDeleteI kept thinking Kate Winslet while I read this but ages for her kids probably don't work anyway.
ReplyDeleteAlso is she just stealing the shoes or what?
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ReplyDeleteLaninna beat me to it with this comment: They don't want to lose her business? What business? She doesn't buy anything!
ReplyDelete@auntliddy - lol.. That just sounds funny. Not sure if too many people would argue with that (or admit to it!).
ReplyDeleteWhoever it is, it sounds like she isn't very smart. Doesn't she know what happened with Winona Ryder getting caught shoplifting? Goop fits.
ReplyDeleteThere are some small stores in NYC that won't allow strollers in for this very reason.
ReplyDeleteA thief is a thief is a thief, Oscar or not.
Laura Jean, "Do.you know who I am?" Poon! Reese hasn't had the best year, has she?
ReplyDeleteHow did I miss all these other blinds yesterday?
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, they aren't losing any business just merchandise.
Julia Roberts
ReplyDeleteAt the time it was first posted, the popular guess was Reese, especially with the emphasis on squeaky clean reputation.
ReplyDeleteThese merchants get their money one way or another. When Farrah would go around shoplifting, the shops just sent the bills to Aaron Spelling and, later on, to her people.
Reese was wasted and recently arrested. Not exactly clean.
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