Sunday, December 22, 2013

Blind Items Almost Revealed

January 5, 2007

What if you worked at Trashy Lingerie in LA and you had this Number One selling rock star come into the store? Someone who is solo now but was in the biggest band in the US very recently. You say, wow he must be here for his wife and isn’t that nice? Wow he is looking at some lingerie that is a little different, and a little larger. I thought his wife was smaller than that. Hmmm, well maybe he is getting it for a gag gift or something. Well usually they would only get one thing and now he has several. Is he going to a dressing room? Has he been here before? All the time, and it is all for himself, no matter how much he smiles and says it is for his tiny wife and no matter how many times the staff sees him in the dressing room trying it on.

He hasn't had a hit with his band in awhile. He finally got back with him after his solo career crashed and burned and then they hated each other again so they are on a break. For a guy who professes to be very religious he sure does have a lot of things hidden in the closet.


42 comments:

  1. got back with "him" or them.
    If it is "him" the band is a duo
    but I am thinking it is an error

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  2. hey V!
    good guess! he would look purity in some lace...

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  3. The douche from Creed Scott Stapp.

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    1. That's what I thought, especially with the "religious" mention.

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  4. The born again Christian guy from Korn? I Wikipedia-ed him - Brian Welsh.

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  5. Scott Weiland. I remember reading he was committing himself to his new marriage and religion.

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  6. Hey Derek! Purity or purty, I think so too :)

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  7. I agree with Hammer-Girl, he was my first thought.

    Scott Stapp was never allowed back after he left and solo career flopped. I don't think Brandon Flowers ever left his band did he?

    Scott W is def not with STP anymore, ChesterB has taken his place.

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  8. Don't forget about the hardon Enty has for Gavin Rossdale. And Gwen is tiny.

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  9. Brandon Flowers has only gone solo now, not in 2007.

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  10. @Amanda---yeah but the bottom part is an update so it is saying what has happened after 2007---Flowers went solo a couple of years ago I think

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  11. @hothot Stapp went back to Creed last year and they made an album and toured last winter. They might still be together but he just did a solo tour and album.

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  12. I like Gavin Rossdale for this. Scott Weiland's solo work was done in the late 90s/early 00s pre Velvet Revolver. Rossdale dated a transexual back in the 80s for years before he was famous. I can totally see him being freaky like this. If it IS Rossdale why is there no mention of Gwen's career? That's the only thing that doesn't add up IMO.

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  13. Brandon can dress up any old way he wants and I'd still gladly have him. Got to say though, this blind reads as if the guy is a little bigger.... Brandon is tall, but super skinny in recent times (saw him in concert this year).

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  14. Maybe Kevin Jonas....just a guess...his wife is super tiny, no career that I know of...and aren't they suppose to be from religious families....

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  15. Maybe Kevin Jonas....just a guess...his wife is super tiny, no career that I know of...and aren't they suppose to be from religious families....

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  16. I really want this to be Ted Nugent, but it so obviously isn't.

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  17. Not Scott Weiland. He's been sickly thin for a long time. He wouldn't be buying large lingerie

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  18. Creed's frontman was the only one mentioned above who's a bit bigger than the (skinny) others.

    Rob Thomas is the only other guy I could think of who sort of left Matchbox 20, but he's not super religious.

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  19. Anonymous1:05 PM

    John popper of blues traveler?
    Gawd, that would b awesome.

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  21. @fancyscreenname, John Popper lives in a town close to where I live in the Seattle area. He is super creepy and not married.

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    1. Ooh, super creepy how?! I wouldn't have thought that. Tell tell!

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    2. Popper would not find shit his size in a store. He would have to order online.

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  22. I was thinking a Jonas brother.

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  23. Only thing I got is nick Jonas but idk if that entirely fits...

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  24. I wonder about Rob Thomas or the lead singer from Fallout Boy

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  25. This sounds like Gavin Rossdale to me, but I don't know if he is particularly religious.

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  26. OH V , I know John Popper he is super nice. ( just cracked out which can be mistaken for creepy ;).

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  27. Brandon's wife is about half his size. But I am not sure this is him.

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  28. Hmmm nobody guessed Jon Bon Jovi? He was the first one I thought of, although he may not fit all the clues.

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  29. Texas Rose Trashy L is a made to order store. They have styles to try on but you can have them made to your size. They must have hired a PR rep because they were featured on RHOBH recently.

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  30. Stapp Stapp Stapp. Brief reunion with Creed after a bunch of kowtowing and contrition over his boozing that broke up the band. However, they're back as Alter Bridge with a new album (Alter Bridge is Creed with a different singer) and Stapp's back solo again.

    This fits him to a T. Had another return to God, supposedly, following the crash and burn at the end of Creed.

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  31. I think it's Stapp, too.

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  32. Being religious doesn't necessarily conflict with cross dressing, enties.

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  33. Is Axl Rose married/religious?
    He famously quit/kicked from GaR and did a brief reunion couple of years ago, which of course totally flopped because Axl was an ass once again.

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  34. Great guesses.to the Jonas brother guessers.. I think that guess is spot on.. So +1

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