Blind Item #9
Producers have assigned a minder to this B- list mostly movie actress after she showed up to the set of this potential blockbuster hammered out of her mind two consecutive days. Nothing can derail this movie.
Producers have assigned a minder to this B- list mostly movie actress after she showed up to the set of this potential blockbuster hammered out of her mind two consecutive days. Nothing can derail this movie.
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:30 AM
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Dakota? Isn't she in recovery?
ReplyDeleteGee they sure are putting alot of weight into this 50 Shades film. Can you say ISHTAR?
ReplyDeleteThat movie is gonna be a bomb (if this is supposed to be Dakota)
ReplyDeleteSo the movie is most likely 'Snowpiercer' (which sounds like the stupidest movie ever...but anyways) so that would make it Alison Pill, Tilda Swinton or Octavia Spencer. Alison & Octavia have both done TV recently while Tilda is mostly movie for the past 20 years or so. So Tilda Swinton for the win?
ReplyDeleteSnowpiercer is completed, just delayed because of a conflict about the theatrical cut.
ReplyDeleteDakota Johnson was mostly TV before she was cast in 50 Shreds of Gay.
Sniwpiercer is a finished movie no longer in production.
ReplyDeleteJinx @Angela I type slow today and read to see my spelchek "corrections" becuz its Monday.
ReplyDelete@Angela And Sundays are the nights Uncle Sandybrook stays up drinking Russian cologne. He's a bit shaky with his motor skills come Monday. ;)
DeleteIf I were involved in any way with 50 pieces of sh*t, I'd probably need to get hammered too.
ReplyDeleteCharlie dodged a bullet with that one.
Exactly, BR. If you have to do that slow moving train wreck of a movie, you'd want to be medically numbed into oblivion.
DeleteDakota Johnson.
She's been in recovery? She's so young.
ReplyDeleteSnowpiercer, whatever the F that is, is already in theaters in Thailand. Not elsewhere, I'm guessing?
ReplyDeleteCarrie Fisher
ReplyDeleteMurphy is probably correct.
ReplyDeleteDakota Fanning has never ever been reported as going to rehab or having any substance abuse issues
ReplyDeleteDakota Johnson, not Fanning.
ReplyDeleteAre they filming 50 shades already??
ReplyDelete@texas rose Unfortunately, yes. Hot Mess Express is full steam ahead.
DeleteDakota Johnson is B- list?? Did I miss something? I thought she was a celebrity spawn who got her first big break.
ReplyDeleteI hate to say it but... maybe Michelle Rodriguez in F&F7 (is it 7?). She always been a bit of a boozer and she just lost a friend.
ReplyDeleteThey say production's back on with the movie and I guess they feel a responsibility to get it made in honour of Paul Walker.
Ahhh you beat me to it! +1
DeleteThis sounds like 50 Shades of Grey to me. It's in production and lots of careers and money is riding on this to be hit. However, is Dakota B-?
ReplyDeleteSnowpiercer sounds like a biopic about a gay man who, against all odds, struggles his way to the top in the cutthroat world of competitive ice sculpture and finds love along the way.
ReplyDelete@tyger lilly, why is your synopsis so much better than the actual one I just read on wiki lmao please tell me there's such a thing as a "cutthroat world of competitive ice sculpture" haha!
DeleteLaugh snort laughing out loud at that one....
DeleteI think mrjack is right. The clue is "derail"- and Dakota is nowhere near B list, wasn't she on one tv show that failed miserably?
ReplyDelete50 Shades = Blockbuster? Nah.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Michelle Rodriguez, too.
ReplyDeleteBwahaha @Kristin whatever I drank yesterday during football tasted worse than Russian cologne!
ReplyDeleteMrjack got it. Michelle is a known drinker, and something like Paul dying could easily send her on a bender. As for blockbuster? The franchise must be successful, but this last one might pull in more money because it was Pauls last movie.
ReplyDeleteKaren Gillan.
ReplyDeleteMegan Fox in TMNT?
ReplyDeleteDakotas parents are two huuuuge partiers. Griffiths never looked sober to me. Werent there reveals that she did coke with dakota? Nice parenting.
ReplyDeleteDo people who cast Rita Ora as the crazy sister REALLY think the movie will be a blockbuster? Break even? Sell a bunch of DVDs, be a cult classic? Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe. But BLOCKBUSTER?
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