Monday, December 09, 2013

Blind Item #9

Producers have assigned a minder to this B- list mostly movie actress after she showed up to the set of this potential blockbuster hammered out of her mind two consecutive days. Nothing can derail this movie.

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  1. Dakota? Isn't she in recovery?

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  2. Gee they sure are putting alot of weight into this 50 Shades film. Can you say ISHTAR?

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  3. That movie is gonna be a bomb (if this is supposed to be Dakota)

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  4. So the movie is most likely 'Snowpiercer' (which sounds like the stupidest movie ever...but anyways) so that would make it Alison Pill, Tilda Swinton or Octavia Spencer. Alison & Octavia have both done TV recently while Tilda is mostly movie for the past 20 years or so. So Tilda Swinton for the win?

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  5. Snowpiercer is completed, just delayed because of a conflict about the theatrical cut.
    Dakota Johnson was mostly TV before she was cast in 50 Shreds of Gay.

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  6. Sniwpiercer is a finished movie no longer in production.

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  7. Jinx @Angela I type slow today and read to see my spelchek "corrections" becuz its Monday.

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    1. @Angela And Sundays are the nights Uncle Sandybrook stays up drinking Russian cologne. He's a bit shaky with his motor skills come Monday. ;)

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  8. If I were involved in any way with 50 pieces of sh*t, I'd probably need to get hammered too.
    Charlie dodged a bullet with that one.

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    1. Exactly, BR. If you have to do that slow moving train wreck of a movie, you'd want to be medically numbed into oblivion.
      Dakota Johnson.

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  9. She's been in recovery? She's so young.

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  10. Snowpiercer, whatever the F that is, is already in theaters in Thailand. Not elsewhere, I'm guessing?

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  11. Murphy is probably correct.

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  12. Dakota Fanning has never ever been reported as going to rehab or having any substance abuse issues

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  13. Dakota Johnson, not Fanning.

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  14. Are they filming 50 shades already??

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    1. @texas rose Unfortunately, yes. Hot Mess Express is full steam ahead.

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  15. Dakota Johnson is B- list?? Did I miss something? I thought she was a celebrity spawn who got her first big break.

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  16. I hate to say it but... maybe Michelle Rodriguez in F&F7 (is it 7?). She always been a bit of a boozer and she just lost a friend.

    They say production's back on with the movie and I guess they feel a responsibility to get it made in honour of Paul Walker.

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  17. This sounds like 50 Shades of Grey to me. It's in production and lots of careers and money is riding on this to be hit. However, is Dakota B-?

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  18. Snowpiercer sounds like a biopic about a gay man who, against all odds, struggles his way to the top in the cutthroat world of competitive ice sculpture and finds love along the way.

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    1. @tyger lilly, why is your synopsis so much better than the actual one I just read on wiki lmao please tell me there's such a thing as a "cutthroat world of competitive ice sculpture" haha!

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    2. Laugh snort laughing out loud at that one....

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  19. I think mrjack is right. The clue is "derail"- and Dakota is nowhere near B list, wasn't she on one tv show that failed miserably?

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  20. 50 Shades = Blockbuster? Nah.

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  21. I was thinking Michelle Rodriguez, too.

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  22. Bwahaha @Kristin whatever I drank yesterday during football tasted worse than Russian cologne!

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  23. Mrjack got it. Michelle is a known drinker, and something like Paul dying could easily send her on a bender. As for blockbuster? The franchise must be successful, but this last one might pull in more money because it was Pauls last movie.

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  24. Megan Fox in TMNT?

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  25. Dakotas parents are two huuuuge partiers. Griffiths never looked sober to me. Werent there reveals that she did coke with dakota? Nice parenting.

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  26. Do people who cast Rita Ora as the crazy sister REALLY think the movie will be a blockbuster? Break even? Sell a bunch of DVDs, be a cult classic? Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe. But BLOCKBUSTER?

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