Thursday, December 05, 2013

Blind Item #9

Last year this A list (unfortunately) singer left behind his wife's suitcase on a luggage carousel in the Caribbean when he saw dogs surrounding it. he knew he had a ton of pot in it and didn't want his A list (unfortunately) celebrity/singer wife to get arrested. No one ever came looking for him at his hotel. It probably helped that he told his wife they needed to leave the next morning.


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26 comments:

  1. Feed Watcher11:31 AM

    What asshole takes week to the Caribbean?

    Talk about taking sand to the beach..

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  2. Karen11:33 AM

    The supreme assholes, Chad and Avril.

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  3. Kelly11:40 AM

    Lol @Karen

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  4. sandybrook11:43 AM

    If s/he didn't use unfortunately Id say Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. However the word unfortunately involves who Karen said.

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  5. Sugar 11:44 AM

    Agreed about Chad and Avril but wouldn't her luggage have her name on it?

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  6. Eros11:51 AM

    Tim Mcgraw/ Faith Hill fits I think. +1

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  7. MontanaMarriott11:59 AM

    Bey/Jay have enough $$$ to own their own plane or at least lease one so that counts them out.

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  8. LottaColada12:17 PM

    All I can think is, this happened last year?

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  9. Count Jerkula12:36 PM

    Women smuggling drugs should bring a second bag full of period panties. The Narc dogs will be humpin that suitcase while yer out the door and rollin a doobie in the rental car.

    :P

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  10. CaCa8212:42 PM

    Count Jerkula FTW. so hilariously on point again

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  11. Mark B12:50 PM

    I said this before with Chad / Avril guesses, but I don't buy that he's A-list, even unfortunately. An argument could be made for her being, just.

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  12. Brian1:58 PM

    If it was 1984 and Enty didn't use the word unfortunately, you could say Paul and Linda.

    I thought Robin Thicke but his wife doesn't sing.

    Gavin and Gwen fit, but Gavin isn't a List.

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  13. Sherry2:15 PM

    Funny that Count knows the secret of "period panties".

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  14. Count Jerkula2:37 PM

    @Sherry: can't go huntin with a bitch in heat.

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  15. b-fabulous3:14 PM

    The count is really a lesbian.

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    1. Anonymous3:21 PM

      He wishes

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    2. Count Jerkula3:27 PM

      @unknown b: I would be a well hung lesbian, my fingers are thick.

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    3. Anonymous3:46 PM

      Count, you would be a popular lesbian

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  16. b-fabulous3:14 PM

    The count is really a lesbian.

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  17. bekH7:13 PM

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  18. di butler9:50 PM

    Chad and Avril are A list. Unfortunately or whatever. I don't even care.

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  19. CharRicho11:21 PM

    You can't leave your suitcase behind. It is tagged and associated with your ticket. They would easily track you down.

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  20. love/hate9:18 PM

    Count! I'm picturing all these famous jerky waif puffing while the walk out the JFK doors with a dog/suitcase orgy going on behind her. Please go to Heaven, steal Bob Ross, and have him paint this.

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  21. Count Jerkula10:41 PM

    @Love/Hate: Sounds to me like somebody been puffin tonight :)

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  22. Anonymous7:32 AM

    ha ha @ Sherry - we call em rags jocks here, they're ugly things and only get pulled out once a month.

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  23. Unknown11:41 PM

    What?

    So no baggage claim tag on it with the passenger name? Were they travelling on fake passports? Not a thing inside with their name on it? An unattended, left behind on the carousel, bag would cause a pretty big incident in an airport. Like probably bomb squad big. Let alone if it set the freakin dogs off.

    This one is far-fetched.

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