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Last year this A list (unfortunately) singer left behind his wife's suitcase on a luggage carousel in the Caribbean when he saw dogs surrounding it. he knew he had a ton of pot in it and didn't want his A list (unfortunately) celebrity/singer wife to get arrested. No one ever came looking for him at his hotel. It probably helped that he told his wife they needed to leave the next morning.
What asshole takes week to the Caribbean?
ReplyDeleteTalk about taking sand to the beach..
The supreme assholes, Chad and Avril.
ReplyDeleteLol @Karen
ReplyDeleteIf s/he didn't use unfortunately Id say Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. However the word unfortunately involves who Karen said.
ReplyDeleteAgreed about Chad and Avril but wouldn't her luggage have her name on it?
ReplyDeleteTim Mcgraw/ Faith Hill fits I think. +1
ReplyDeleteBey/Jay have enough $$$ to own their own plane or at least lease one so that counts them out.
ReplyDeleteAll I can think is, this happened last year?
ReplyDeleteWomen smuggling drugs should bring a second bag full of period panties. The Narc dogs will be humpin that suitcase while yer out the door and rollin a doobie in the rental car.
ReplyDelete:P
Count Jerkula FTW. so hilariously on point again
ReplyDeleteI said this before with Chad / Avril guesses, but I don't buy that he's A-list, even unfortunately. An argument could be made for her being, just.
ReplyDeleteIf it was 1984 and Enty didn't use the word unfortunately, you could say Paul and Linda.
ReplyDeleteI thought Robin Thicke but his wife doesn't sing.
Gavin and Gwen fit, but Gavin isn't a List.
Funny that Count knows the secret of "period panties".
ReplyDelete@Sherry: can't go huntin with a bitch in heat.
ReplyDeleteThe count is really a lesbian.
ReplyDeleteHe wishes
Delete@unknown b: I would be a well hung lesbian, my fingers are thick.
DeleteCount, you would be a popular lesbian
DeleteThe count is really a lesbian.
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ReplyDeleteChad and Avril are A list. Unfortunately or whatever. I don't even care.
ReplyDeleteYou can't leave your suitcase behind. It is tagged and associated with your ticket. They would easily track you down.
ReplyDeleteCount! I'm picturing all these famous jerky waif puffing while the walk out the JFK doors with a dog/suitcase orgy going on behind her. Please go to Heaven, steal Bob Ross, and have him paint this.
ReplyDelete@Love/Hate: Sounds to me like somebody been puffin tonight :)
ReplyDeleteha ha @ Sherry - we call em rags jocks here, they're ugly things and only get pulled out once a month.
ReplyDeleteWhat?
ReplyDeleteSo no baggage claim tag on it with the passenger name? Were they travelling on fake passports? Not a thing inside with their name on it? An unattended, left behind on the carousel, bag would cause a pretty big incident in an airport. Like probably bomb squad big. Let alone if it set the freakin dogs off.
This one is far-fetched.