"It was like a SNL version of Scarface. I was told to go into this room and there he was sitting in a pair of boxers with no shirt on and what seemed like endless rolls of fat because he was bent over a huge pile of coke. He looked up at me with this look on his face like I was a piece of meat and he was a lion. Coke was smeared on his face and then he pointed at his boxers and told me to get to work. I think he wanted to look tough but he looked like an idiot."
An escort talking about this A list mostly movie actor who has been known to be weight challenged and has flirted with A+ list.
Seth whatever from Knocked-up
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ReplyDeletePlease dont be jonah turdhill. My other guess is john goodman
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill was on the Daily Show last night and never stopped talking for one second. What a blow hard!
ReplyDelete"he pointed at his boxers and told me to get to work" ..... haven't stopped laughing!
ReplyDeleteWell somebody has to get the poopoo stains out of them!
DeleteHill.
ReplyDeleteRussell Crowe. Jonah Hill would not be A+ list.
ReplyDeleteRussell Crowe
ReplyDeleteOmg! Is that how he lost all that weigh. - not Jonah Hill! Wow
ReplyDeletejonah hill
ReplyDeleteVal Kilmer
ReplyDeleteAgree on this, but he's slimmed down a bit in the last year.
DeleteNope. Gay. But I guess it could be a male escort...
DeleteJonah.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with these talkative / judgmental hookers lately?
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to "blow 'n go"?
that was a thing, amirite?
The k trash family have thought them that you can turn being a mentally challenged hooker into a lucrative empire.
DeleteI'm with Erin. Val Kilmer. No way Jonah is A or has flirted with A+.
ReplyDeleteCrowe or Travolta (doesn't say if the escort was female or male).
ReplyDeleteHill was never A+. Never.
"blow 'n go" .......you're killin' me!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that used to b the hookers Hippocratic oath/ mission statement at some point, Harry.
Delete;^)
phillip seymore hoffman
ReplyDeletebut was R. Crowe ever on T.V.? this says "mostly" movie
ReplyDeleteMini series The Langoliers
DeleteGuys, there is a blow dry place across the street from Century City Mall - it's name IS "Blow and Go"!
ReplyDeleteI shit you not.
I remember when Val Kilmer used to be hot
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill because Wolf of Wall Street is a documentary on his life (thanks to a friend,i was able to see the movie in a press screening )
ReplyDelete@FrenchGirl, I assume you're being snarky since Wolf of Wall Street is based upon the memoirs of Jordan Belfort? ;)
DeleteNooooo. Not PSH! Please not PSH!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe lion part could be a shout out to Gladiator(or was it a bear?). I'd say Crowe is more A+ than Hill.
ReplyDeletePhilip Seymour Hoffman had a heroin addiction I believe, not coke.
ReplyDeleteVal Kilmer has lost a load of weight. He's thin (ish) now.
ReplyDeleteNot PSH, wrong drug of choice.
ReplyDeleteCrowe or Kilmer but have either done TV? I don't think Travolta because the Cult looks down on drug use.
Please, that's only if you're a STAR.
Deletefrank the tank
ReplyDeleteWhen you fellate people for a living, there are going to be indignities.
ReplyDeletejason segal comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteVal far from.A list
ReplyDeletehowever-john malkovitch is perma Alist
my guess-Blowing John Malkovitch...i mean Being JM
Barton Fink, thank you.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Val Kilmer guess. I used to love him back in the "Thunderheart" and "The Doors" days.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Seth Rogen. He seems gross enough for this.
ReplyDeleteI vote for Russel Crowe. Some other good guesses, but "A+" and "lion" point to Crowe.
ReplyDeleteRussell Crowe. Jonah and Seth have never flirted with A+ status. They are barely A…one trick ponies so far.
ReplyDeleteRussell Crowe
ReplyDeleteHas to be Russell because if Jonah or Seth are A list and flirted with Aplus, I'd say Enty is drunk on the bacon flavoured vodka!
ReplyDeleteJack Nicholson. There's no way Hill is A list, never mind A+
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