Friday, December 20, 2013

Blind Item #8

"It was like a SNL version of Scarface. I was told to go into this room and there he was sitting in a pair of boxers with no shirt on and what seemed like endless rolls of fat because he was bent over a huge pile of coke. He looked up at me with this look on his face like I was a piece of meat and he was a lion. Coke was smeared on his face and then he pointed at his boxers and told me to get to work. I think he wanted to look tough but he looked like an idiot."

An escort talking about this A list mostly movie actor who has been known to be weight challenged and has flirted with A+ list.

46 comments:

  1. Seth whatever from Knocked-up

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  2. Please dont be jonah turdhill. My other guess is john goodman

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  3. Jonah Hill was on the Daily Show last night and never stopped talking for one second. What a blow hard!

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  4. "he pointed at his boxers and told me to get to work" ..... haven't stopped laughing!

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    1. Well somebody has to get the poopoo stains out of them!

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  5. Russell Crowe. Jonah Hill would not be A+ list.

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  6. Omg! Is that how he lost all that weigh. - not Jonah Hill! Wow

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    1. Agree on this, but he's slimmed down a bit in the last year.

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    2. Nope. Gay. But I guess it could be a male escort...

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  8. Anonymous9:19 AM

    What's with these talkative / judgmental hookers lately?
    Whatever happened to "blow 'n go"?
    that was a thing, amirite?

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    1. The k trash family have thought them that you can turn being a mentally challenged hooker into a lucrative empire.

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  9. I'm with Erin. Val Kilmer. No way Jonah is A or has flirted with A+.

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  10. Crowe or Travolta (doesn't say if the escort was female or male).

    Hill was never A+. Never.

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  11. "blow 'n go" .......you're killin' me!!!

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    1. Anonymous9:34 AM

      I'm sure that used to b the hookers Hippocratic oath/ mission statement at some point, Harry.
      ;^)

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  12. phillip seymore hoffman

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  13. but was R. Crowe ever on T.V.? this says "mostly" movie

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  14. Guys, there is a blow dry place across the street from Century City Mall - it's name IS "Blow and Go"!

    I shit you not.

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  15. I remember when Val Kilmer used to be hot

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  16. Jonah Hill because Wolf of Wall Street is a documentary on his life (thanks to a friend,i was able to see the movie in a press screening )

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    1. @FrenchGirl, I assume you're being snarky since Wolf of Wall Street is based upon the memoirs of Jordan Belfort? ;)

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  17. Nooooo. Not PSH! Please not PSH!!!!

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  18. The lion part could be a shout out to Gladiator(or was it a bear?). I'd say Crowe is more A+ than Hill.

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  19. Philip Seymour Hoffman had a heroin addiction I believe, not coke.

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  20. Val Kilmer has lost a load of weight. He's thin (ish) now.

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  21. Not PSH, wrong drug of choice.

    Crowe or Kilmer but have either done TV? I don't think Travolta because the Cult looks down on drug use.

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    1. Please, that's only if you're a STAR.

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  22. When you fellate people for a living, there are going to be indignities.

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  23. jason segal comes to mind.

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  24. Anonymous11:28 AM

    Val far from.A list
    however-john malkovitch is perma Alist
    my guess-Blowing John Malkovitch...i mean Being JM

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  25. Barton Fink, thank you.

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  26. I agree with the Val Kilmer guess. I used to love him back in the "Thunderheart" and "The Doors" days.

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  27. I'm going with Seth Rogen. He seems gross enough for this.

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  28. I vote for Russel Crowe. Some other good guesses, but "A+" and "lion" point to Crowe.

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  29. Russell Crowe. Jonah and Seth have never flirted with A+ status. They are barely A…one trick ponies so far.

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  30. Has to be Russell because if Jonah or Seth are A list and flirted with Aplus, I'd say Enty is drunk on the bacon flavoured vodka!

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  31. Jack Nicholson. There's no way Hill is A list, never mind A+

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