Apparently this RHNJ cast member used to offer nude massages back in the day and one of the storylines this season is going to revolve around the discovery of archived old Craigslist ads highlighting this former profession. I don't know who it is either.
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ReplyDeleteMe neither
ReplyDeleteNo the storyline will revolve around Teresa spreading "rumors" about Melissa. We will never hear what the rumors are, just that Teresa is spreading them. WHO CARES.
ReplyDeleteNot that I follow this crap but even tho Ms. Gorga denies ever being an adult entertainer she was a stripper so she probably did this too.
ReplyDeleteCraigslist ads don't archive, but maybe a RH can try this if the wayback doesn't work.
ReplyDeleteyou just cant stop with the housewives, can you enty? You are bewitched !! lol
ReplyDelete@Prima nailed the recap of last season. I'm guessing Jacqueline.
ReplyDeleteMassage w/o table shower is lame. I'll never forget the first time a 40something Korean woman violated me with a loofa.
ReplyDelete"Don't worry. Pretend I da mama, you da baby. I wash yo butt goood."
$40 tip for a hand job is outrageous though.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but last I checked, these kinds of masseuses don't usually post pics and give their real names right on the initial ad, do they?
ReplyDeleteLet's say that someone actually manages to dig out some old Craislist ad for this service and let's say she even gives her name as "Melissa" or "Jacqueline" or "Caroline", that proves, what? Nothing, really.
If someone shoved a ten-year old screenshot from Craig's List and was like, "Sensual Massage, call NomNom83 at 555-0123... gotcha!" I would be like, "must have been another NomNom83."
Not that Bravo can't spin 24 episodes of drama out of something so vague, but pics or it didn't happen.
If Jacqueline is returning, my money is on her.
ReplyDeleteIt's all going to be about little Joey Gorga whining about his sister going after his wife. Poor pathetic victim that he is. What they don't get is that no one cares if she was a stripper/masseuse. These people (the whole lot of them) are only entertaining when they are sitting around the table with a bottle of wine making malaprops and trying to figure out if men have eggs. Not this manufactured bull about a feud. Or when they show Teresa's kids.
ReplyDelete@Prima Cornice MILANIA! NO!
Delete@NomNom83: You are probably talking a decade or more ago, when people were less aware that everything they put online is there forever. Some put their pics in, some don't.
ReplyDeleteAs far as archiving the ads, there are plenty of whore review boards around where guys will cut and paste ads and pics.
Also, tattoos would help shatter any denials.
Current I would go with Jacqueline, Former would be Danielle.
ReplyDeleteNicole Napolitano, one of the new twins cast for season six
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ReplyDeleteI'm down with the Jacqueline guess- Wasn't she living in Las Vegas when she met her meathead guido husband. I wonder if he was a customer and fulfilled some Pretty Woman fantasy she had.
ReplyDeleteWho cares. These women are pigs. Stupid pigs.
ReplyDeleteWhat I love about this blind is that Enty says "I don't know who it is either". It could be any one of these NJ housewife hos. It would be so awesome if this was Caroline instead of Melissa. Could easily be Jacqueline or any of them.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I am leaning towards one of the men. It says cast member, not one of the housewives. It is also completely gender neutral. Joe Gorga admitted to being a Chippendale
ReplyDeleteJoe is almost as big as Chip n Dale, and twice as hairy.
ReplyDeleteI don't watch this show, only know a few of them by name, but Jacqueline seems right, according to what I read on the blogs. All of them isn't an option, I guess.
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