I know nothing of the Housewives so I am stepping out on a limb and guessing the Hilton Aunt. I seem to recall she was at one point an actress, so maybe they were in the same circles?
There are all those rumors that Brandi and Eddie and Demi and Bruce used to swap. And she always talks about how she was a model in Europe in the 90s. That's why I think it's Brandi.
Kelly all the way - she's the only one who would have even moved in the same circles (ex-husband is famous fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon) and she's the right age.
I used to work with a girl that did the same thing! Her and her gay male friends went to the Viper Room(back with Johnny owned the place). She ended up going home with Johnny and Kate. Her gay friends were so jealous. But she got a story that she has been telling for nearly 20 yrs.
Brandi. And @Derek Harvey, Kate Moss used to do heroin/crack/meth with Pete Doherty, and all his junkie buddies, and get so tore up that she had trains ran on her. Brandi has been with/done way less than Mossy. She gave all that up, mostly, and seems to have her shiz back together now, but ugly things, they went down.
Seriously @di butler! Really thought Brandi would have talked, tweeted, and otherwise projected that sort of Johnny liaison! But you are infinitely more aware of this stuff, so if you reckon it's her - I take your word. And remain *shocked* that it's not been blabbed somewhere :)
Boffing Johnny back in the day though, lah, my idealised teenaged shaddow within screams "not ugly ... rapturous!" Teen-me would have given much to frolic on his earnest, alternative, and edgy body. Actually, teen-me didn't really think in those terms, I probably would have painted our nails if I'd got him for the night ;)
Carlton?
ReplyDeleteBrandi?
ReplyDeleteNone of them, because they'd milk that story for all it's worth
ReplyDeleteHeh @Starfish, you're bang on! Brandi, for all the guesses going her way, couldn't keep quiet about a shame-bonk with Gerard Butler!
DeleteCo-sign on Brandi
ReplyDeleteHoanna krupa
ReplyDeletefuck, i forgot Brandi used to model in the 90s.
ReplyDeleteHoanna's only like 33 or sumthing, she'd be like 12 in the Moss & Depp days.
I know nothing of the Housewives so I am stepping out on a limb and guessing the Hilton Aunt. I seem to recall she was at one point an actress, so maybe they were in the same circles?
ReplyDeleteStallion Booty Kenya Moore
ReplyDeleteKate Moss would not touch Blandi with a ten foot poll---or with Johnnys 10 cm poll
ReplyDeleteI like Brandi for this.
ReplyDeleteCarlton's face when she spilled the beans about their hot tub romp was hilarious. You know they didn't just make out in there.
Also, Joyce needs to calm the Fuck down. Fixing a stand of hair is not v cause for a bitch fest.
P.s Lets get a real housepets show going, eh?
@Derek.. I dunno about that. Courtney Love claimed the same thing about Kate Moss
ReplyDeleteI am guessing Kelly Bensimone
ReplyDeleteaemish---that is true---but hey shes Courtney Love
ReplyDeleteI don't know any of the housewives but I do know Johnny used to buy $100,000 cars for Kate. Wonder if this Brandi person got one?
ReplyDeleteooh.. Kelly might be a good fit too, good one
ReplyDeleteI say Luann - we know she likes her pirates.
ReplyDeleteThere are all those rumors that Brandi and Eddie and Demi and Bruce used to swap. And she always talks about how she was a model in Europe in the 90s. That's why I think it's Brandi.
ReplyDeleteBrandi probably wants people to think it's her but she's full of sh*t.
ReplyDeleteSince Kate Moss is a model and so was Whorehanna Krupa before she became an expensive South Beach Hooker, I'm agreeing with skimpymist.
ReplyDeleteKyle Richards ?
ReplyDeleteRebecca - I think you're right. She was in the original Assault on Precint 13. That would be about the right time.
ReplyDeleteCynthia Bailey was also a professional model.
ReplyDeleteCarlton is fug. It's shallow, but so is the show she signed up for. I'm surprised she can walk straight with the giant stick up her ass.
ReplyDeleteI think Krupa is too young to fit. I guess I'm going with Brandi.
Brandi is the right age.
ReplyDeleteKelly all the way - she's the only one who would have even moved in the same circles (ex-husband is famous fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon) and she's the right age.
ReplyDeleteMama Elsa
ReplyDeleteE, you win!
ReplyDeleteI'm telling ya @EGB, she's the answer to all HW blinds. I bet she's the one who really broke up Yolanda & Mohammed.
DeleteI'm with Derek Harvey's guesss
ReplyDeleteIt was me!
ReplyDeleteI used to work with a girl that did the same thing! Her and her gay male friends went to the Viper Room(back with Johnny owned the place). She ended up going home with Johnny and Kate. Her gay friends were so jealous. But she got a story that she has been telling for nearly 20 yrs.
ReplyDeleteLol@the Kelly guess.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't do one night stands.
Brandi. And @Derek Harvey, Kate Moss used to do heroin/crack/meth with Pete Doherty, and all his junkie buddies, and get so tore up that she had trains ran on her. Brandi has been with/done way less than Mossy. She gave all that up, mostly, and seems to have her shiz back together now, but ugly things, they went down.
ReplyDeleteSeriously @di butler! Really thought Brandi would have talked, tweeted, and otherwise projected that sort of Johnny liaison! But you are infinitely more aware of this stuff, so if you reckon it's her - I take your word. And remain *shocked* that it's not been blabbed somewhere :)
ReplyDeleteBoffing Johnny back in the day though, lah, my idealised teenaged shaddow within screams "not ugly ... rapturous!" Teen-me would have given much to frolic on his earnest, alternative, and edgy body. Actually, teen-me didn't really think in those terms, I probably would have painted our nails if I'd got him for the night ;)