This A list celebrity/reality star/everything else is paying a pap agency to follow his girlfriend full-time and photograph her and submit her photos to tabloids. He is also calling in favors from tabloids and having them post photos of her daily so the world knows what a stud he is.
Seacrest
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ReplyDeleteAwwww shit. Look who's back! :)
ReplyDelete@Kristin You know it! :)
DeleteNothing says stud like a 38 year old Ryan! Good job. Maybe your next beard could be a young 44! you lil stud muffin you.
ReplyDeleteSurely she isn't really 38?
ReplyDeleteLet me clarify... I know 38 year old women can be hot. I am older than that myself. I just don't think she looks 38 and why would a 38 year old be signed to a modeling deal for the first time?
ReplyDelete@Frazzled, she is 38, a personal trainer, and I'm thinking it's safe to say she's no stranger to modeling (SFW).
ReplyDeleteHooking up with Seacrest has done wonders for her career, though.
Damn its Groundhog Day around here. VIP #1 Kristin second by a second.
ReplyDeleteGet it Ry!
ReplyDeleteWhat is she doing for it? Does she have a hot brother?
ReplyDeleteToo easy. Seacrest.
ReplyDeleteI love how in the DM link the word "girlfriend" is in parenthesis. Looks like they basically just called her a beard. ha ha!
ReplyDeleteHe's trying to smear pap photos all over the media? Lame.
ReplyDelete@lazyday: might we call it a "Pap smear"?
DeleteDon't wanna think about Seacrest and pap smears together, but +1 for the wit.
DeleteI really believe he was not full time gay, for a long, long time. That woman I know whose family member dated him back in college, and there've been reports of another lady or two, back in the early days. I think he'd be happier if he came out, but don't approve of any of the pushing him out stuff some places do. The whole thing of taking someone's privacy really doesn't sit well
On board with cresty. Give it up man, we dont care about your sexual preference!
ReplyDeleteFuck me I need to get my eyes checked. I read that @lazyday as "pap smear photos".
ReplyDeleteChoppy! Read my comment : so did I!
ReplyDeleteShould have been Easy Easy :)
ReplyDeleteThat was deliberate, sorry. Wordplay is a bad habit.
ReplyDeleteI read it as Pap Smear too. Excellent Lazy! That will soon become the vernacular.
ReplyDeleteProbably Seacrest. I think he overestimates how much people care about his sexuality. He really doesn't need to bother with all these fake girlfriends.
ReplyDeleteIt's because he doesn't want his mom to know. When she dies, he will come out. And shock absolutely no one
ReplyDeleteSeacrest is less of a stud and more of a My Little Pony
ReplyDeleteBrilliant
DeleteBoy, those lessons Merv Griffin taught Ryan Seacrest really stuck haven't they? I could see Merv being stuck in the closet, but who is Seacrest fooling besides himself at this point?
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