I think it was really awkward for everyone at Christmas dinner when this former A list mostly movie actor went to go spend time with his girlfriend leaving his former A list movie actress wife back at the table with their kids and her kids.
Hmmm, your restaurant idea is plausible, but the blind as a whole makes more sense if he, his wife, and kids were at one table, and he spotted his girlfriend at another table so went and talked to her - rather than leaving the restaurant to meet her elsewhere.
Ninotchka, no Kurt and Goldie aren't married and as far as the word is, he's pretty faithful.
Also Melanie is notoriously jealous so not sure she'd put up with Antonio getting up to see the side piece. And BTW, how old are Melanie's other kids anyway? Wouldn't they be pretty old by now? Too lazy to imdb it.
OK first is the wife a former A list or is she his former wife? Cause I can see this being Charlie Sheen at dinner with his girls and twins and Denise, then the whore comes to dinner but isnt allowed near the kids cause , well, shes a whore (thats what i take was the "cant have christmas with the kids" issue, he probably could but not with the whore)...anyways this only works if denise is listed as Former A list ( if she ever was) and former wife, confusing, I know
@Nothanksdarlin I'm going to internet make out with you so hard, we'll have Angela Bassett babies. Or something. I'm still unclear how reproduction works via web.
Danerys Targaryon - I thought Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards as well.
On Twitter, she told Charlie to stop insulting her, and he's welcome there for Christmas. I can see him planning to show up or ducking out early for some Christmas pr0nstar tail.
Even so, this seems invented to me, like the Enterns took that info and repackaged it here.
If this is implying that his wife, kids, and girlfriend were all having Christmas dinner together, it's going to take more than your word, lol.
ReplyDeleteNo he left the restaurant to go be with her and probably left behind the tab too. But since shes also ex A list she can probably afford it.
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ReplyDeleteSo they both have kids from former relationships and are both former A list. Feels like it should be easier than it is.
ReplyDeleteAntonio and Mel G
ReplyDeleteOh wait, re read and she has her own kids and their own kids. Got it.
ReplyDeleteAntonio and Melanie?
ReplyDeleteNo she has kids with him and someone else.
ReplyDeleteJinx @Reno
ReplyDeleteHmmm, your restaurant idea is plausible, but the blind as a whole makes more sense if he, his wife, and kids were at one table, and he spotted his girlfriend at another table so went and talked to her - rather than leaving the restaurant to meet her elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteWhich is why they fit. She has kids and they have kids.
ReplyDeleteOnly one kid for Mel and Antonio (tricky Enties said kids)
ReplyDeleteMel is in Aspen..
ReplyDeletecant he and the fam be eating at home then he left to go see the mistress, most people have dinner at home on CMAS DAY
ReplyDeleteWife shld have said,"Go, run to your readt made whore!" (Courtesy of Goodfellas!)
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Uncle Sandy and Aunt Liddy. Tricksy Entsies have ready made hos!
ReplyDeleteI'm betting bathroom hookup
ReplyDeleteOk *lifting myself out of the gutter @TTM just put us all in (said the guy who drew a dick for a comment yesterday)*
ReplyDeleteLOL whut???? Sorry, I WAS totally pervy yesterday, I apologize to everybody
ReplyDeleteIts understandable you were alledgedly hung over
ReplyDeleteNo, no, you guys took the hangover for me. Thanks again, Kristin!! I showed my appreciation by perving. You're welcome!
ReplyDeleteWell then that explains why I drew the dick..... :)
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, @TTM! I love when my functional alcoholism overlaps with socially acceptable drinking days.
ReplyDeleteWell, yeah, but TTM said "t'aint" today. I think you're even. :b
ReplyDeletefor me,they're in a restaurant and he saw his mistress at another table
ReplyDeleteWell this has totally happened in my family...except my mom changed the locks while he was gone. No joke.
ReplyDeleteOh Lola, your mom is my mother fucking hero.
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ReplyDelete@7 I ain't touching that t'aint with the pole I drew even
ReplyDeleteprops to your mom Lola
ReplyDeleteLola, that is amazing.
ReplyDeleteKristin, I'm going to Internet make put with you for that.
DeleteI love that part of Waiting to Exhale
To me, it reads that the wife has kids, they have kids together and he left the Christmas dinner table to go see his girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteMelanie puts up with that shit from Antonio. Goldie puts up with it from Kurt. I'm sure there are more couples like that who haven't come to mind yet.
Wait - are Goldie and Kurt even married?
Ninotchka, no Kurt and Goldie aren't married and as far as the word is, he's pretty faithful.
DeleteAlso Melanie is notoriously jealous so not sure she'd put up with Antonio getting up to see the side piece. And BTW, how old are Melanie's other kids anyway? Wouldn't they be pretty old by now? Too lazy to imdb it.
Antonio and Melanie only have ONE kid together (not "their kids")
ReplyDeleteGoldie and Kurt are not married and only have ONE kid together
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2530602/Melanie-Griffith-enjoys-quality-time-three-children-husband-Antonio-Banderas-snowy-Aspen.html
ReplyDeletei guess it's a made-up blind written after the release of these pics in DM
I guess it's a kid mix meant to be Melanie and Antonio. Oy vey, what a mess.
ReplyDeleteBtw speaking of setting things on fire--what did you do with VIPs body after she drank the martini laced with arsenic you gave her @Kristin?? :(
ReplyDeleteMeh. Given the general level of accuracy in these blinds, I didn't take "kids" plural as gospel.
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ReplyDeleteDakotas old enough to do dirty scenes in junk movies the one with Antonio must be in his late teens
ReplyDeleteOK first is the wife a former A list or is she his former wife? Cause I can see this being Charlie Sheen at dinner with his girls and twins and Denise, then the whore comes to dinner but isnt allowed near the kids cause , well, shes a whore (thats what i take was the "cant have christmas with the kids" issue, he probably could but not with the whore)...anyways this only works if denise is listed as Former A list ( if she ever was) and former wife, confusing, I know
ReplyDeletewait not the twins but her two other adopted children, that works better.
ReplyDelete@Sandybrook I would NEVER! She is the Brenda to my Kelly, the Batman to my Joker, Mr. Belding to my Preppy! She completes me.
ReplyDeletePlus, I'm still putting together her Christmas gift. It needs a little work.
@Nothanksdarlin I'm going to internet make out with you so hard, we'll have Angela Bassett babies. Or something. I'm still unclear how reproduction works via web.
ReplyDeleteEnty has posted at length about antonios cheating ways. Which speaks to him knowing someone in their circle who regularly calls enty.
ReplyDeleteDanerys Targaryon - I thought Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards as well.
ReplyDeleteOn Twitter, she told Charlie to stop insulting her, and he's welcome there for Christmas. I can see him planning to show up or ducking out early for some Christmas pr0nstar tail.
Even so, this seems invented to me, like the Enterns took that info and repackaged it here.