Blind Item #4
There is a special salesperson at Barney's. She works in women's designer evening gowns. Apparently she is in very high demand from female celebrities. Our salesperson provides an intimate encounter in a dressing room that makes her one of the best selling sales people in the entire store. Yesterday this B list mostly television actress with A+ list name recognition stopped by and had the thirty minute special.
Throw us a bone on these blinds, Enty...
ReplyDeleteVergara? Julie Louis Dreyfus? Cuoco? Delta Burke?
Kirstie Alley?
ReplyDeleteShe have thick fingers or a 7" tongue?
ReplyDeleteDisgusting.
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DeleteJada?
ReplyDeleteCuoco
ReplyDelete@Kristin, who is Delta Burke?
ReplyDelete@Lotta- she's married to Major Dad.
DeleteRight! Lotta, you are outside the US. She was a beauty queen and was in a very successful sitcom, Designing Women.
Delete@Lotta Suzanne Sugarbaker. Precursor to Blanche Devereaux, my patronus for when I get older.
DeleteYeah right. This. Did/does. Not. Happen.
ReplyDeleteMore so because I don't even get where you can have a b list tv actress with A+ name recognition.
Easy when the actress is more famous for who she dated than her role. I bet you know who Katie Holmes is.
DeleteOk I'll give you that. It still never happened though. I'm willing to suspend disbelief on many an outrageous blind but this, fairly innocuous in the scheme of things, just no. It's most definitely not an optional extra at my local John Lewis.
DeleteI'm having difficulty with the idea of getting it on in a dressing room w a chick. First, if you are a wealthy famous person, you have options to do it in better locales, and it just seems awkward and unfun. What happened to old fashioned random hotel screws? The way nature intended.
Delete@di butler - it depends on the dressing room - i have been in some [to buy clothes, don't get me wrong] which were bigger than my bedroom - with furniture and lovely decor = plus they were completely private areas
DeleteThis is not a celebrity gossip item; it's the plot of a porno! Why would a salesperson risk her job by hooking on the premises? Makes no sense.
ReplyDeletefor the very big commission. $$$. Doubt the store cares.
Delete@Rosemary: it's highly likely. Depending on where you work a salesperson can bring in 6 figures
DeleteBetty White, of course! "How about a foam finger?"
ReplyDeleteEva Longoria if shes been travelling. Katie Holmes if Eva is not in NY right now.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, but I'm on my way to Barney's!
ReplyDeleteHaawt!
ReplyDeleteSexy!
ReplyDeleteEnty watched that Sex&The City episode with Samantha and the male masseuse and got the idea for this, right?
ReplyDeleteUmmm they do know Barney's has cameras in all of the change rooms, right?
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@Blonde Galore: I think you may be on to something.
ReplyDeleteDelta Burke is awesome. That's it, that's all I got out of this blind
ReplyDelete@S-Not only is your picture uhm "nice" but I read your blog about the stupid sales person and it was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI agree..I'm not willing to suspend belief for this blind. Get a date for later.
Courtney Cox
ReplyDeleteI dunno about barney's but Dave at the 7/11 gives and awesome hand job and pours a mean slurpee.
ReplyDeleteI know their customer service is lacking (arresting young black men for buying designer belts with their own earned money) but this is ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteI forgot to guess somebody, and I guess Holmes is as good of a guess as anybody.
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