Monday, December 02, 2013

Blind Item #4

This former A list celebrity/television host/reality star?  is now a punch line. A very rich punchline though. He is making sure that his fortune keeps him well stocked with what he calls his rainbow special. He hires a bunch of different male escorts of differing races and takes them all on at once. I wonder how many of those guys just say no amount of money is worth it.


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36 comments:

  1. Kassandra8:16 AM

    Fake.

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  2. Tyler8:22 AM

    lmao at rainbow special. The escorts must get to play with each other too during their sessions since the celeb is limited to two bodily orifices, so I don't imagine he gets turned down much at all.

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  3. Kristin Wigs8:23 AM

    Ty Pennington

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  4. Count Jerkula8:24 AM

    I would like to do that, but with female whores instead of male whores. Come one Mega Millions.

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  5. FSP8:25 AM

    Gay Fieri

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  6. Count Jerkula8:26 AM

    @Ash: 5 is the #. One in the stink, one on his stick, one down the gulllet, and one in each hand.

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    1. Harry Knuckles9:10 AM

      Count, I hate thinking about this but he could probably do something with his toes too........shudder.

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  7. Tyler8:28 AM

    You have quite an imagination. I suddenly feel boring lol.

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  8. aemish8:29 AM

    I was thinking maybe Carson Kressley but he's not A list..

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  9. Lucas8:35 AM

    So let's get this straight (see what I did there?) - a bunch of consenting adults engage in mutually enjoyable and beneficial behavior. Whoop-de-do.

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  10. Marty8:37 AM

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  11. bbhood8:44 AM

    Seacrest!

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  12. aemish8:56 AM

    Yaaa.. Seacrest makes sense.

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  13. Kelly8:58 AM

    Seacrest is not former A. He is A.

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  14. FlirtyChick749:01 AM

    Seacrest isn't hard to look at so I doubt it's him. Has to be someone fugly or with some interesting predilections.

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  15. Count Jerkula9:10 AM

    If it is Louie Anderson, then I bet he just lines the dudes up and has a buffet.

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  16. Count Jerkula9:13 AM

    @Harry: Footjob? (Very NSFW)

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  17. Kelly9:18 AM

    @Count Why did I look at that? Gross. LOL

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  18. Sherry9:23 AM

    Yeah I looked too. Not what I was thinking it would be at all.

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  19. Unknown9:25 AM

    Richard Simmons.

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  20. sandybrook9:35 AM

    Oh goodness not quite the footjob I thought that would be

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  21. Harry Knuckles9:48 AM

    Now we're talkin'.

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  22. NaughtyNurse10:09 AM

    OK, Count. I am telling you in advance that I am going to look now…wait for it...

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  23. NaughtyNurse10:10 AM

    Oh, god! Ouch!! And gross!

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  24. Count Jerkula10:13 AM

    The part I find disturbing is that it looks like the guy used Crisco for lube.

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  25. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!11:09 AM

    Dammit Count...

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  26. TalksTooMuch12:16 PM

    It's like book three of the Sleeping Beauty series all over again! Won't someone please think of the ponies??

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  27. babo1:18 PM

    Eeeeeuuuuuw ... (to summarize)
    #noregretsbeingvanilla

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  28. OKay6:36 PM

    Not looking, not looking, not looking...aaaagh! Damn you, Count!

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  29. J9:08 PM

    I don't know what Enty means by "very rich" but Louie Anderson is supposedly worth $1.5 million and Richard Simmons supposedly $15 million.

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  30. love/hate9:42 PM

    perez

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  31. Dani D$5:06 AM

    Andy Cohen?

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  32. Jeri12:40 PM

    Is Seacrest "former" anything. Thought he still had all his gigs.

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  33. kenba9:47 AM

    Goddamnit now I'm picturing Donald Trump getting hilariously gangbanged by a variety of interracial dudes. Ugh.

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  34. SugarTitz11:44 PM

    bob barker??

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  35. di butler6:44 AM

    Louie, Louie!

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