Blind Item #4
This former A list celebrity/television host/reality star? is now a punch line. A very rich punchline though. He is making sure that his fortune keeps him well stocked with what he calls his rainbow special. He hires a bunch of different male escorts of differing races and takes them all on at once. I wonder how many of those guys just say no amount of money is worth it.
Fake.
ReplyDeletelmao at rainbow special. The escorts must get to play with each other too during their sessions since the celeb is limited to two bodily orifices, so I don't imagine he gets turned down much at all.
ReplyDeleteTy Pennington
ReplyDeleteI would like to do that, but with female whores instead of male whores. Come one Mega Millions.
ReplyDeleteGay Fieri
ReplyDelete@Ash: 5 is the #. One in the stink, one on his stick, one down the gulllet, and one in each hand.
ReplyDeleteCount, I hate thinking about this but he could probably do something with his toes too........shudder.
DeleteYou have quite an imagination. I suddenly feel boring lol.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking maybe Carson Kressley but he's not A list..
ReplyDeleteSo let's get this straight (see what I did there?) - a bunch of consenting adults engage in mutually enjoyable and beneficial behavior. Whoop-de-do.
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ReplyDeleteSeacrest!
ReplyDeleteYaaa.. Seacrest makes sense.
ReplyDeleteSeacrest is not former A. He is A.
ReplyDeleteSeacrest isn't hard to look at so I doubt it's him. Has to be someone fugly or with some interesting predilections.
ReplyDeleteIf it is Louie Anderson, then I bet he just lines the dudes up and has a buffet.
ReplyDelete@Harry: Footjob? (Very NSFW)
ReplyDelete@Count Why did I look at that? Gross. LOL
ReplyDeleteYeah I looked too. Not what I was thinking it would be at all.
ReplyDeleteRichard Simmons.
ReplyDeleteOh goodness not quite the footjob I thought that would be
ReplyDeleteNow we're talkin'.
ReplyDeleteOK, Count. I am telling you in advance that I am going to look now…wait for it...
ReplyDeleteOh, god! Ouch!! And gross!
ReplyDeleteThe part I find disturbing is that it looks like the guy used Crisco for lube.
ReplyDeleteDammit Count...
ReplyDeleteIt's like book three of the Sleeping Beauty series all over again! Won't someone please think of the ponies??
ReplyDeleteEeeeeuuuuuw ... (to summarize)
ReplyDelete#noregretsbeingvanilla
Not looking, not looking, not looking...aaaagh! Damn you, Count!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what Enty means by "very rich" but Louie Anderson is supposedly worth $1.5 million and Richard Simmons supposedly $15 million.
ReplyDeleteperez
ReplyDeleteAndy Cohen?
ReplyDeleteIs Seacrest "former" anything. Thought he still had all his gigs.
ReplyDeleteGoddamnit now I'm picturing Donald Trump getting hilariously gangbanged by a variety of interracial dudes. Ugh.
ReplyDeletebob barker??
ReplyDeleteLouie, Louie!
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