Sunday, December 08, 2013
Blind Item #3
An earlier reveal reminded me of this blind item because the person is from the south. They are A list. celebrity. They do so many things that I couldn't list them here. Not much of a singer though if you have heard him. Apparently there is one guy back home who he will have sex with. Never any other place in the world no matter how remote. He only trusts this one person. The one person has let it slip though that our closeted celebrity sucks at sex. Good thing his ladies don't have to experience it.
Its all good Franco I'll show u the ropes
ReplyDeleteactually franco is from California
ReplyDeleteDerek: he needs to put the copy of Camus down & practice his technique. I'm sure you can show him the ropes.
ReplyDeletecan I borrow yours Rach?
ReplyDeleteThe one person he trusts told people that he sucks at sex?
ReplyDeleteNice person to trust, eh?
*ropes not camus*
ReplyDeleteHa ha Derek : I have both!
DeleteHaha Derek and Rach, this exchange definitely made me lol!
DeleteHaven't seen you here in a bit Rach, hope the shiney promotion is worth missing some CDaN ; p
haha I figured---I actually had to google the camus--I'll just need the ropes
ReplyDeleteand Franco is born and raised Californian. so...who the hell is enty talking about cause if it aint Franco I aint teaching nothing to no closet case
ReplyDeleteAndre 3000. Rapper, actor, producer, designer, SPOKESPERSON FOR GILLETTE RAZORS. Can't sing worth shit. From the south.
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ReplyDeleteSeacrest
ReplyDeleteAgreed
DeleteRyan Seacrest grew up in Atlanta. He gets my vote.
DeleteHe's probably more concerned about his frosted tips than the other tip.
DeleteI've heard this exact story about both Trey Songz and Ludacris. Doubt this is either of them though!
ReplyDelete@S. joy I heard the same thing. Luda has a former porn star as his lover. Whenever I see Trey Songz, I think of the photo of the person "braiding his hair" while he was lying on his stomach.
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ReplyDeleteWilmer was born in Miami...
ReplyDeleteHoney, Miami is about as southern as New York City.
Delete@cece. Perfect analogy. Miami reminds me of l.a. aa respective to lifestyles. It may be one of the most southernmost cities in the south but is nothing like the south. Thank goodness for that
DeleteSeacrest was born and raised in Georgia, so this fits.
ReplyDeleteI think Wilmer has the cred in the bed with the ladies covered though
ReplyDeletebut what did enty say about Ryan earlier--the blind to this is written is strangely (for a change)
ReplyDelete(Da Fuq was I thinking...)
ReplyDeleteOh goodness lol Wilmer singing... (sorry I don't know
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KQIlnOW0ao
I immediately thought seacrest too
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I'll ever recover from that video LOL
ReplyDeleteLMFAO Seacrest singing
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwNRu9fNjUU
Closet cases probably lot their sexual exploits to wanking to gay porn whilst the wife & kids are out and cottaging at beat toilets. I have it on good (gay friends) authority that closeted men are usually dud roots.
ReplyDeleteMakes sense Rach, they're too busy hating themselves to really get on with the frisky fun times. Let alone the cheating part.
DeleteSounds like a perfect fit for Seacrest and one of those Atlanta rappers.
ReplyDeleteS.joy.... Trey Songs is definitely not gay...I wish he was tho. He's a world class asshole. Lol
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney? Actor, film director, producer, screenwriter, political activist, the only person to ever be nominated for Academy Awards in six different categories, born in Kentucky, has had MANY rumors about his sexuality, and his auntie is Rosemary Clooney, of musical fame, which might lead people to believe he might have some chops?
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget HRHKMiddz that GC didn't actually sing in "Oh Brother..." But I don't think this is George.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Ryan too. It is sad as BaconRanch said, he trusts this one person and they trash his BJ skills. Sad.
@Magnus I can't stand him!!
ReplyDeleteStill don't think Ryan is gay.
ReplyDeleteMiami is southern. It's not the stereotypical redneck southern city, but it's still in the south!
ReplyDeleteReno, I actually agree with you on this one. He seems more than comfortable talking about being metro sexual, he never tries to pretend to be some sort of macho "man's man". Jokes are always out there about him being feminine or gay, but he takes it in stride, rather than getting sue happy. I just don't buy that he's gay.
Leslie Jordan
ReplyDeleteThe South is not a geographic designation. It is a culture and state of mind. It ends at Orlando.
ReplyDeleteI met Ryan Seacrest YEARS ago when he was a radio DJ in LA. Before Idol, not on TV yet, and he had a beautiful blond woman with him that was clearly more than just a friend. No obvious need to beard in that situation so I always assumed he wasn't gay. And he was a truly genuinely nice person.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't mean he isn't gay but he was at least into that lady.
Tom Cruise!
ReplyDeleteThink I've added this a few times-Ryan wasn't always gay, or with dudes. He had a GF in college and would bang her on trips back home-she swears he can't be gay. I think he's bi.
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