Friday, December 27, 2013
Blind Item #3
This former A list mostly movie actress who doesn't work much despite the Academy Award nomination/win had been dating a guy who told her he wanted her to look less like a traditional movie star and more like a porn star so the actress went up almost two sizes. Now the couple is on the rocks because he has a wandering eye for real porn stars.
She's lucky. Better dump the asshole before he gives her HIV.
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I am sitting in a cemetary office buying a plot and I have to take a wicked shit. I am fucked up on oxycontin snd do the shit bolus is stuck up my ass and Hurts. When it comes out it will rip the lining of my asshole and thevtoilet bowl will fill with shit and assblood. Assblood smells like rotten animal guts and makes everyone who smells the stench projectile vomit. The bathroom is going to be a fucking mess v
ReplyDeleteThe fucking flatus coming out of my ass smells like assblood. The stench is enveloping the entire office and secretsiies have begin to projectile vomit on their desks. What a gucking mess.
ReplyDeletedamn it Massive G has free time today!
ReplyDeleteWas mena suvari nominated for american beauty? I seen bikini pics the other day and she either got ass implants or she's doing squats 14hrs a day. The ass did look delicious.
ReplyDeleteYes, she was nominated. I just cannot like her.
DeleteI think she's always had some ass back there.
DeleteI think she's always had some ass back there.
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DeleteMena was not nominated.
ReplyDeleteYou're right. I remember her being at the show and could've sworn she was nominated. Kevin Spacey won and it was all downhill from there.
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ReplyDeleteI like this guess
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ReplyDeleteNo, Mena was not nominated. Count is right, best ass in Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteCurrently, you may be right JBE. All time, the Fonda ass Jane and Bridgette possessed back in there glory days was on par.
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget my old man rewinding and freeze framing Jackie Brown, when DeNiro is done porking Bridgette in the kitchen.
"Look at that! Look!"
What?
"She's got the same ass as her aunt!"
He was right.
Why do women get plastic surgery because the boyfriend insists, that's the red flag, that's the sign to exit stage left. Any man who wants you to look like a porn star is not going to be monogamous. Any man who is the one insisting on surgery is a control freak. Run actresses run. And then to boot he's probably ruining your career because mainstream Hollywood doesn't want the porn star look.
ReplyDeleteCount, for me that is the saddest sex scene I've ever seen on film.
ReplyDeleteI just saw that scene 2 days ago. Didn't notice her ass though.
ReplyDelete@shakey: dude just got out of prison, whattaya expect? Poor bastard hadnt felt vagina in years.
ReplyDelete@sherry: when they finish, she turns and walks out the entry way of the kitchen.
Yeah, and her nasty ass toe was on the rim of his glass. Skanky ho.
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