Divorce papers are imminent for this reality star/mogul who already has a former porn star set to be the new public girlfriend. He has her stashed because his associates are trying to clear the internet of her two porn films. He is going to call her an Eastern European actress.
Gaycrest?
ReplyDeleteSimon Cowell?
Simon Fuller?
Lamar
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ReplyDeleteTrump and this would not be the first time he had fixers change the past of his wives.
ReplyDeleteI like the Trump guess, since he always goes for the "eastern Europeans" anyway. Lamar not a "mogul," and Seacrest & Cowell aren't married. Don't know about Fuller.
ReplyDeleteSeacest and Cowell aren't married, so they can't have a divorce pending.
ReplyDeleteCome on, you gotta give her porn name, so I can rescue her work and save it for posterity! The Count will back me up on the need for this all-important cultural duty!
ReplyDeleteTrump is who first popped into my head.
ReplyDeleteTrumpster fucks whores. Who else would fuck A guy with a greasy comb over even if he had an American Express card stapled to his slimy forehead
ReplyDeleteI first thought Trump. But Roma Downey and Mark Burnet would be more scandalous because they are super religious.
ReplyDeleteMelania was always butt ugly unless you looked at her sideways and her pussy got busted by a big fat baby a few years ago so she ain't tight tight no more and that's what Yrump is buying tight tight
ReplyDeleteTrump's wife is getting up there in age she must be close to 35 so its time for her to hit the road.:( He wouldn't do Farrah I hope
ReplyDeleteLOL I guffawed and scared my kitties! Fair turnabout, since Trump scares me, too...
ReplyDelete@Iceberg hahaha I think I love you :D
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ReplyDeleteWhenever Howard Stern talks about knowing someone who married a whore, Trump and Ross Zapin are the names people throw out there.
ReplyDeleteTrump can't clear her from the net. There are too many OCD/photographic memory perverts out there. I swear they are like Rain Man w/ tissues.
Also, even if he gets the 2 websites she is on to take down the scenes, she will live on forever in file lockers, tube sites, torrents and the hard drives of Euro lovers around the world.
Right now I could go on sharing sites and get a current site rip from a porn site or a site rip from a year ago. Once you do porn, there is no going back.
I know who she is.
ReplyDeleteAlotta Vagina.
A brilliant actress.
Google it.
im on the Mark n Roma train. Way more scandal with those 2 divorcing. Ive often wondered why someone wealthy would ever marry. Why not be like simon cowell and date who ever u want whenever u want and u pick the parting gift. smart man, ugly but smart
ReplyDeleteWhat about Richard Branson. He's a mogul and had a reality show years ago which was pretty good actually. Don't know if he is married though.
ReplyDeleteEverybody nowadays is a "star." If she's done only two movies, then she isn't a porn "star."
ReplyDeleteHiC, Farrah Abraham is a porn star.
ReplyDeleteNobody is a porn actress. A one-and-done is still a pornstar.
Bruce Jenner. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteObviously Trump.
ReplyDeleteI looove the episodes of The Apprentice when Trump takes them all to gawk at his golden whore house palace! It cracks me up, every single time. I'd love to just be able to walk around and just stare at every single thing.
ReplyDeleteIf it is Trump then I hope Melania milks every cent out of him. He keeps females like disposable wipes.
ReplyDelete@Karen: I'm sure by this point, after a couple high dollar divorces, Trump has an alimony clock, telling him exactly how big of a check he would have to write at any given moment.
ReplyDeleteAfter 3 pre-nups, and lawyers using them for other clients, probably any loop holes were previously exploited and revised.