I wanna plug all my beaches here on the Florida Space Coast! From Cocoa Beach all the way down to Melbourne Beach they are beautiful and somewhat quiet and underused. Surf swim fish boat do all that and more and its not all that expensive here for hotels and lodgings either (and if you're nice Ill let you stay with me for free but I digress) Plus Melbourne has its own airport and the Cape has its own space shuttle.
I sure do appreciate this, Enty. Each time you do it, I think, I need to get a website going to sell the jewelry I design and make, or get a shop going on Etsy, and then talk about it. Haven't done it yet.
If anyone is in the mood to cry you can watch this moving video a dad made of his premie's time in the hospital. Beware of onion cutting ninjas though, they're everywhere today!
I would let Aaron Johnson plug me, but not in the butt. Unless he let me plug his butt.
Since today is the 50th anniversary of the JFK circus, let's chat conspiracy theories! I'm also open to butt plug conspiracy theories
I am trying to groom 18 year old women for MK-Buttplug, attempting to create tushie time zombies. It is not and easy task. It takes weeks of them tied to a chair, doped up on LSD with the mantra, "Ask not what your butt can do for you, ask what your butt can do for your country" playing on a loop.
I love the conspiracy theories and reading about them. I think they got the guy who did it. It is incredibly unglamorous, but I think some random guy, Lee Harvey Oswald, was the only one who shot and killed JFK.
I would like to encourage everyone to make a will. My brother died without one in August of this year & I am still going through all the legal stuff. My dad is out a lot of money on funeral costs, so make sure your will states that if the cost can't be covered by your bank account (you can be reimbursed from the deceased's bank account in Australia), that the rest of the costs can be covered by the superannuation. My dad did not feel emotionally capable of dealing with my brother's death, so even though he is legally next of kin, we were very lucky that the coroner's office agreed to address the letter and interim death certificate to me. Also, in Australia (check elsewhere in the world), you have binding & non-binding beneficiaries of your superannuation. For it to be binding you either have to sign a form every 3 years to confirm the person you nominated is still the person you want, or make you superannuation part of your assets so it is covered by your will. Otherwise, even if your parent is named as the beneficiary, like my dad, it is non-binding & the law states that all superannuation is to be split between my brother's children. We didn't want the money, just for dad to get the funeral costs back, which will not happen. I know it is a heavy topic, but your death shouldn't be a burden to people who love you any more than it already will be. VIP, if you are reading this could I please request Colin Farrell & Liam Neeson for FFF. Thanks.
I would also like to mention The Wounded Warrior Project. My next novel features a disabled Afghanistan veteran struggling to run his family farm, and I loved learning about this charity.
And -- if you like to read or have a book club, info on my novels can be found at www.bykellysimmons.com
Thanks for all the laughs and fun this year, y'all!
I want to promote Special Olympics. This organization is worldwide wiht chapters in almost every country, state and province. It does so much for people with intellectual disabilities. It's not just about athletics - its programs are also about creating a safe and wonderful place for people with ID to experience a true sense of community and to belong. It bolsters confidence, people with ID make friends, and are generally empowered. Special Olympics truly changes lives of those involved with the programs. Either as a participant, or as a volunteer. We always need more volunteers to run our programs, and we need funds. Please remember us when donating to charity this holiday season.
First, I'd like to plug KIVA. Such a great project that makes a huge difference in peoples' lives. For info, check out http://www.kiva.org/start
Second, I'd like to plug my business. I have a business helping people live more and work less. I used to think that college, graduate school and 40+ week career was the way to wealth, but I'm convinced I had it all wrong. If you can build your own business, be your own boss, make your own hours and make way more money than doctors, lawyers, etc., why wouldn't you? The best part is, I get to will my biz to my kids so they never have to worry about a recession, or anything else!
Check out my website monicaarmstrong.myrandf.biz It's not a get rich quick scam. It's a legitimate biz by the Doctor's that created Proactiv. No home parties, no stock, no delivering.
http://www.gofundme.com/4b43eo Please help my daughter as she tries to rebuild her life. Her estranged husband held her hostage for 2 days and tried to kill her before she was able to get away and get help. She is pressing charges and he is jail but she had to quit her job, leave her apartment and has no money. Can you please help me, help her? Thank you. I have been waiting for this post so I could ask .PS I am helping her but am financially strapped - i was unemp for 6 months and now have a job but climbing out of the $$ hole.
For all you people close to Jersey Shore, here's a great restaurant. Not too crowded, not too expensive, fabulous atmosphere. Check it out, and a virtual tour to see it:
@Lisa, I can't remember the last time I was in Sea Girt, but I'm gonna bookmark that for when the weather warms up and I need an excuse to take a ride to the shore. Thanks.
I would like to remind folks if you are donating a gift for a child this Christmas, please remember the 11 - 17 group. We receive donations of Barbie dolls, cars, stuffed animals etc. but often the tweeners and teenagers are left out and it is nice for all age groups to receive a gift under the tree. Thank you, continue on with your butt plugs..
Oh no... someone is going to plug plugs.
ReplyDeleteI'm plugging butt plugs. tee hee. so mature.
DeleteMy mind had nowhere else to go after reading the title. @2@
DeleteDammit Sugar, you beat me to it!
DeletePlease plug fun websites. I'm bored today and need something new to look at.
ReplyDelete@Seven, someone is going to plug butt plugs. Count?
ReplyDelete@Sugar!!! :D
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA!
Deletebutt plugs.
Butt plugs!! Yay for kinky Friday! :)
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Is VIP going on a mission to find celebs using butt plugs because it's FFF?
ReplyDeletefingers crossed Karen!
DeleteIs TMZ intimating that Charlie Sheen had someone killed off?
ReplyDeleteAAAAA!!!!
ReplyDeletePUGS! Pugs are cute.
And I re-submit my FFF request for Kevin McKidd. ;)
I wanna plug all my beaches here on the Florida Space Coast! From Cocoa Beach all the way down to Melbourne Beach they are beautiful and somewhat quiet and underused. Surf swim fish boat do all that and more and its not all that expensive here for hotels and lodgings either (and if you're nice Ill let you stay with me for free but I digress) Plus Melbourne has its own airport and the Cape has its own space shuttle.
ReplyDelete@Karen How about we split the difference and settle on house porn with decorative butt plugs?
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ReplyDeleteThe locals aren't big in butt plugging tho
ReplyDeletePlease pay attention to number 1 and 3 Enty
ReplyDelete@sandy... **waving to fellow Floridian** :D
ReplyDeleteWell I can plug my services. I am a translator.
ReplyDeleteI translate a lot of serious stuff but one of my big client is in the sex toy/internet porn industry. So I can maintain the butt plug tone of this.
Lol y'all!
ReplyDeleteWave to aemish
ReplyDeleteI live at the beach so I second Sandy's plug :p
ReplyDeleteI sure do appreciate this, Enty. Each time you do it, I think, I need to get a website going to sell the jewelry I design and make, or get a shop going on Etsy, and then talk about it. Haven't done it yet.
ReplyDeleteI'll promote my new book which is out today!
ReplyDeleteIf you'd like to try it out, you can also download two sample chapters for free here and here.
I want to plug Selena Gomez or Hayden P. Maybe Jamie Fox's daughter as I saw some nice bikini pics yeaterday.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone is in the mood to cry you can watch this moving video a dad made of his premie's time in the hospital. Beware of onion cutting ninjas though, they're everywhere today!
ReplyDeleteI would let Aaron Johnson plug me, but not in the butt. Unless he let me plug his butt.
Since today is the 50th anniversary of the JFK circus, let's chat conspiracy theories! I'm also open to butt plug conspiracy theories
I am trying to groom 18 year old women for MK-Buttplug, attempting to create tushie time zombies. It is not and easy task. It takes weeks of them tied to a chair, doped up on LSD with the mantra, "Ask not what your butt can do for you, ask what your butt can do for your country" playing on a loop.
ReplyDeleteThe Wounded Warrior Project
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ReplyDeleteDAMMIT COUNT
Timing..damn.
Wounded Warrior, Excellent charity. They take care of our vets.
I love this site. If there are cat owners/lovers out there, you may enjoy it too.
ReplyDeleteMy Cat is a Dick
I love the conspiracy theories and reading about them. I think they got the guy who did it. It is incredibly unglamorous, but I think some random guy, Lee Harvey Oswald, was the only one who shot and killed JFK.
ReplyDeleteThe holidays are coming, might want to gift a little handmade something, or get some for yourself. No butt plugs though, sorry :)
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I would like to encourage everyone to make a will. My brother died without one in August of this year & I am still going through all the legal stuff. My dad is out a lot of money on funeral costs, so make sure your will states that if the cost can't be covered by your bank account (you can be reimbursed from the deceased's bank account in Australia), that the rest of the costs can be covered by the superannuation. My dad did not feel emotionally capable of dealing with my brother's death, so even though he is legally next of kin, we were very lucky that the coroner's office agreed to address the letter and interim death certificate to me. Also, in Australia (check elsewhere in the world), you have binding & non-binding beneficiaries of your superannuation. For it to be binding you either have to sign a form every 3 years to confirm the person you nominated is still the person you want, or make you superannuation part of your assets so it is covered by your will. Otherwise, even if your parent is named as the beneficiary, like my dad, it is non-binding & the law states that all superannuation is to be split between my brother's children. We didn't want the money, just for dad to get the funeral costs back, which will not happen. I know it is a heavy topic, but your death shouldn't be a burden to people who love you any more than it already will be.
ReplyDeleteVIP, if you are reading this could I please request Colin Farrell & Liam Neeson for FFF. Thanks.
feraltart - I am sorry for the loss of your brother and all of the legal wranglings that have come with it. Thank you for the suggestion.
ReplyDeleteI would also like to mention The Wounded Warrior Project. My next novel features a disabled Afghanistan veteran struggling to run his family farm, and I loved learning about this charity.
ReplyDeleteAnd -- if you like to read or have a book club, info on my novels can be found at www.bykellysimmons.com
Thanks for all the laughs and fun this year, y'all!
Feraltart: So sorry for the loss of your brother and a good reminder. I guess most of us don't want to think of the inevitable but we must.
ReplyDeleteI want to promote Special Olympics. This organization is worldwide wiht chapters in almost every country, state and province. It does so much for people with intellectual disabilities. It's not just about athletics - its programs are also about creating a safe and wonderful place for people with ID to experience a true sense of community and to belong. It bolsters confidence, people with ID make friends, and are generally empowered. Special Olympics truly changes lives of those involved with the programs. Either as a participant, or as a volunteer. We always need more volunteers to run our programs, and we need funds. Please remember us when donating to charity this holiday season.
ReplyDeleteMy friends' band. The singer is also a painter, and I love his art.
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ReplyDeleteFirst, I'd like to plug KIVA. Such a great project that makes a huge difference in peoples' lives. For info, check out http://www.kiva.org/start
ReplyDeleteSecond, I'd like to plug my business. I have a business helping people live more and work less. I used to think that college, graduate school and 40+ week career was the way to wealth, but I'm convinced I had it all wrong. If you can build your own business, be your own boss, make your own hours and make way more money than doctors, lawyers, etc., why wouldn't you? The best part is, I get to will my biz to my kids so they never have to worry about a recession, or anything else!
Check out my website monicaarmstrong.myrandf.biz It's not a get rich quick scam. It's a legitimate biz by the Doctor's that created Proactiv. No home parties, no stock, no delivering.
While we're at it...
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http://www.gofundme.com/4b43eo Please help my daughter as she tries to rebuild her life. Her estranged husband held her hostage for 2 days and tried to kill her before she was able to get away and get help. She is pressing charges and he is jail but she had to quit her job, leave her apartment and has no money. Can you please help me, help her? Thank you. I have been waiting for this post so I could ask .PS I am helping her but am financially strapped - i was unemp for 6 months and now have a job but climbing out of the $$ hole.
ReplyDeleteFor all you people close to Jersey Shore, here's a great restaurant. Not too crowded, not too expensive, fabulous atmosphere. Check it out, and a virtual tour to see it:
ReplyDeleteScarborough Fair Restaurant
@Lisa, I can't remember the last time I was in Sea Girt, but I'm gonna bookmark that for when the weather warms up and I need an excuse to take a ride to the shore. Thanks.
ReplyDeletePlease check out my funny/short/cute video "Sharing FAIL" -- http://bit.ly/1hCG5Nt
ReplyDeleteI would like to remind folks if you are donating a gift for a child this Christmas, please remember the 11 - 17 group. We receive donations of Barbie dolls, cars, stuffed animals etc. but often the tweeners and teenagers are left out and it is nice for all age groups to receive a gift under the tree. Thank you, continue on with your butt plugs..
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