I know it is hard to wake up to news there are Nicolas Cage sex photos but I found out about it last night and had to try to sleep with the thought of Nicolas in some kind of Superman costume while his baby mama ex ran green gel all over his body and called it kryptonite. In the background are no doubt Nicolas's wigs hanging on a shelf while his collection of superhero dolls and trio of six foot Elvia wax figurines stare at the couple. A pair of eyes in the door belong to their son Weston. Having no idea what the photos looked like these were the images that popped in my head and I also wondered who took the photos of Nic's O face which were stolen from his ex's garage earlier this year by a man since charged with felony burglary but who has not revealed the whereabouts of the photos.
Things were so bad with my attempts at sleep that when I finally did go to sleep my only dream was a nightmare. Paris Hilton was in it and had a chin implant to look more like Jay Leno. It almost makes me want to give up drinking right before bed. Almost.
