Yeah, it looks like Mary Kate Olsen was drinking last night.
If you had to sleep with a guy she mistakenly calls grandpa you would probably drink too.
ASAP Rocky took time off from hitting people to attend the same game with Chanel Iman.
Dylan McDermott talked over some issues with Dr. Oz.
James Franco and Jason Statham at the premiere of their new movie which lost all credibility when
Holly Madison was invited.
Mike Tyson returns Evander Holyfield's ear to him in a Footlocker commercial.
Ricky Martin has been hitting the fake tan thing harder than Valentino. Here he is with Santana.
Eva Longoria was at the same party but no one noticed because of Ricky's tan. Damn.
How do you know Ricky's tan is fake? Doesn't he live in Miami? I am still tan, and I live in Los Angeles. (not as tan as Ricky, but I am sure his life is a lot more luxurious than mine)
ReplyDeleteDang, Ricki! Tan lines aren't supposed to be etched in burnt sienna!
ReplyDeleteI always picture the Olsen sisters drinking out of thimbles, I can't say why. Or out of cat food cans, like Cousin Edie.
Why hello there, Dermot!
I agree Paris, I don't think Ricky's tan is fake. My dad use to get this dark back in the day.
ReplyDeleteThat's an odd expression Dr Oz.
ReplyDeleteIs Franco tall or is Statham short?
ReplyDeleteHolly Madison is one of those head scratchers as to wtf is she doing on tv.
Rickys in Puerto Rico. I get that dark when I go there, too.
ReplyDeleteLol, Marykate looks thoroughly schnockered.
ReplyDeleteEva's so purty.
ReplyDeleteStatham is not a tall man, but I love him anyway.
ReplyDeleteHow can no one comment on the Mike Tyson returning Evander Holyfield's ear in the Foot Locker commercial??? That's hysterical!
ReplyDeleteIs that for real? If so, awesome!
DeleteDr Oz is an asshat from personal experience. Douchebag to the nth degree.
ReplyDeleteEva Longoria needs lipstick - she looks blahhhh.
Carlos loses some cool points with that outfit.
ReplyDeletewhat is going on with Ricky Martin and the tan?
ReplyDeleteLongoria's dress is hideous-she looks different to me lately.....