At 930pm last night the 8 million people jammed into the Grove for the Christmas tree lighting were treated to fireworks. For those of us at home, the sudden explosion of fireworks caused our arteries to unblock.
Jewel was there being fondled by Santa.
Mary J Blige showed up and looked good.
Toni Braxton and Babyface were both there.
Derek Hough was there to see if any rich women wanted a go with him.
No one told me there was going to be popcorn and Maria Shriver sightings.
Meanwhile over in Century City, Jennifer Garner got together with
Reese Witherspoon and Matthew M and
Jared Leto for a little Dallas Buyers Club dinner.
January Jones and her Tom Petty one night stand souvenir hat. For those of you under 30, please replace Tom Petty with Jack White.
WTF? It's not even Thanksgiving yet, this is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteI fail to understand why people in LA wear any type of fall or winter outerwear. You look ridiculous. It's California, not Manitoba. 78 degrees and a beanie w/coat makes you look super stupid.
ReplyDeleteHey cut us a break, when you're used to 100+ degrees, 70 feels pretty damn cold. Even though I'm still sleeveless and it was 57 this morning.
DeleteIn my part of California is was 50 degrees when I left the house this morning. Yes, I wore a hoodie.
DeleteTrue. But some of the photos show people looking so dramatically cold, like they need every piece of outerwear at once. Like they raided a Patagonia store just so they could walk from the front door to the car.
Deletedamn January looks like Meg Ryan looked when she was young and cute in her pic.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, I'm not a conspiracy theorist but that is a mini Jason Sudekis if I ever saw one. Lookit the cute curls!
ReplyDeleteMary J looks beautiful! That armband, tho...
Who else thought Matthew Modine when they say Matthew M? I was all excited and everything!
Reese Witherspoon
ReplyDeleteJennifer Garner
That little Xander Jones. What a sweet boy. Regardless of whose baby that is, January must reserve all of her smiles for him because that kid is always papped with a big laugh on his face.
ReplyDeleteI read it as her "one night stand souvenir", meaning the kid. Need more caffeine or something.
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ReplyDeleteMaria looks scary there!!
ReplyDeleteThank you califoblondy, I was going to say the same thing. For us it is cold when you are used to warm weather. The opposite happens when people in the colder climates think the 80's are a heat wave.
ReplyDeleteJack White ain't fit to sniff Tom Petty's shit.
ReplyDeleteThank YOU! I don't really like Tom Petty all that much, but JW is just unlistenable to me. I am a Sting/Grand Funk Railroad/James Taylor/Three Dog Night/Crosby Stills & Nash/The Band/Led Zeppelin/Santana kinda 70s girl. Tom Petty just never made the cut and he looks weird too. Sorry Count. I hope you likke my (very limited) playlist. LOTS MORE where that came from. 10cc, Pink Floyd, etc etc. I like MELODY. Big fat SINGABLE melody. Tom Petty kinda drones/whines. Can't get with dat. Ciao!
DeleteYou are late, Venezuela is celebrating Christmas since november 1st. 'Early Christmas' so Venezuelans are happier.
ReplyDeleteOther countries don't really celebrate our Thanksgiving, so they don't really HAVE to wait until after it's over to begin Christmas. And if Cali isn't its own country, it should be :)
ReplyDeleteDerek Hough is a weird little dude
ReplyDelete@Anothergrayhare, I read the same thing!
ReplyDeletePeople here (NJ) didn't bundle up like that when the temps dipped into the low 40s last week (and again tomorrow, after a high of 65 today).
ReplyDeleteOkay not sure if this is actually him, but I found this pic of Jason Sudeikis as a kiddo.
ReplyDeleteI wish Mr. Senior was there, running around yelling, "IT'S TOO SOON!!!!!".
ReplyDelete@Lioness70: It was friggin cold here in Dirty Jersey. I bundled up.
ReplyDeleteI get it, warm weather people want to wear cold weather clothing too!
ReplyDeleteI used to live in the Desert and we would long to wear cold weather stuff!
Ughh, people begin Xmas stuff WAY to early. Not a big fan of Star(five)bucks anyway, but I completely boycott them from Oct 28th forward. They RUIN Xmas.
ReplyDeleteJanuary Js boy is so adorable.
I'm like the Californians here in NC when it dips down into the 60's. Fucking Brrrrrrrrrrrrr
ReplyDeleteMaria’s botox eyebrows make her look like the Grinch.
ReplyDeleteShe never didn't look like the Grinch. Maria's amazing hair hid or camouflaged a lot of facial flaws, but she has always reminded me of that salt sucking monster on Original Star Trek. Her mouth is not as attractive as a lamprey eel's, imho. And her crazy skinny body just freaked me out. I am glad she has filled out a little. She really rocked her bathing suit this summer.
DeleteHer son looks like he inherited the arrogant tool gene. So sorry for the girls of his generation. Not gonna be pretty. Narcissist spoiled brat arsehole ready set GO!
Hey...I'm under 30. I know my Tom Petty.
ReplyDeleteA lot of these starlets have no body fat to keep them warm, so they need the outer layers.
ReplyDeleteDerek looks dumb. Jennifer needs a stylist STAT! Reese has a very rare fail-the rolled jean leg with the short boots is just BAD! Add the hat and sunglasses and you got FAIL!
ReplyDeleteOh and Jewel's boobs are bulging. Did she get a new job?
ReplyDelete@SophiaB: Take that first list of yours, and replace Sting with Pink Floyd, and I can't sit around for a weekend getting drunk and high listening to that.
ReplyDeleteUnder 30 and I love Tom Petty. Thanks Enty now I have last dance for mary jane playing in my head.
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