It's Ryan Gosling's birthday so I thought I would post this photo of him forgetting his umbrella. Idiot.
Adrienne Bailon goes for the leather and tan look she thinks makes her look hot.
Meanwhile Lorde goes for the Lisbeth Salander look she thinks makes her look hot.
And Zosia Mamet goes for...
Bradley Cooper went to his 20th high school reunion and made it rain. Kept screaming, "Look at me now."
Courteney Cox spends some time with Coco before her after school job at Red Lobster.
Dakota Fanning in the all leather ensemble sponsored by PETA.
Damian Llewis shows off his Movember.
Denise Richards wins celebrity mom of the year.
Please. Lorde looks like Darlene Conner.
ReplyDeletePerfect example of why you get a spray tan 24 hours in advance.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Adrienne even need a tan? She's already a nice shade of golden brown, like a sugar cookie.
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ReplyDeleteBradley didn't take his child gf with him?
ReplyDelete1st off, Denise Richards does not win celebrity mom of the year. She is a scheming skank that is using Charlie the Assholes kids for money. No different than Brooke.
ReplyDeleteGossling is gay.
Apparently so is this Lorde chick
BCoop is of course nothing but a pussy bangin' hetero.
Courtney Cox is a Grade A bitch, and I would let her degrade me all she wants.
Not a good picture of Dakota Fanning but I've always had a boner for her. From the second that she turned 18 of course.
Harry: fuck off homophobe paedophile. I hope you let your neighbourhood know that you're registered as a sex offender.
DeleteLorde is a pretentious snot. Ever since I've heard some things she said, I roll my eyes at her
ReplyDeleteLorde probably wonders why Adrienne is orange.
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper attended a 40K a year HS - nobody there gives a shit about his money. I'm sure half of them were just trying to figure if he's gay or a pedo
ReplyDeleteHey at least all of Adrienne's "no-no's" were covered this time...
"BCoop is of course nothing but a pu**y bangin' hetero."
ReplyDeleteIs this sarcasm? If not, then it calls everything else you said into question...
Give Lorde a break. She's sixteen years old.
ReplyDeleteLorde reminds me of the teenage daughter from Uncle Buck. Goodness I love that movie!
ReplyDeleteShe's seventeen, and there's plenty of 17 year olds that aren't pretentious.
ReplyDeleteIf Denise wanted Charlie 's kids for the child support, she wouldn't have asked the court to place them elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteHarry Knuckles seems to have the Wendy Davis line of thought. If a women isn't ultra fem, she must be gay.
"1st off, Denise Richards does not win celebrity mom of the year. She is a scheming skank that is using Charlie the Assholes kids for money. No different than Brooke."
ReplyDeleteIf that were true, she wouldn't be giving them up.
I feel about Lorde the same way I feel about Miley; I really like you, but you make it really hard to do so.
ReplyDeleteWhy all the leather snark, Entward? It could very well be pleather or a fancy imitation. You jelly you can't rock a good pair of pleather/leather/whatever pants?
No one should ever interview a talented teen...they say stuff that makes them sound pretentious and rather silly to us grown ups. One day they will grow up and die inside at how horrible they were when they were 17. Until then, at least Lorde has something very few of today's pop stars seem to have--real talent.
ReplyDeleteAh, Gosling and McAdams...
ReplyDeleteDenise lost so much weight this past year. Guess we know why now... I hope she is okay. And, yes, she deserves the award for Celeb mom of year.
ReplyDeleteTrue true @audrey
ReplyDeleteLorde: channeling her inner E.T. Maybe some Reese's Pieces would help her lighten up a tad.
ReplyDeleteZosia: that poor girl. Can't do anything about the genetics, but sweetie, you're not doing anything to help either.
Lorde is 17???? Wtf I thought she was like 25. She looks quite weather-beaten already.
ReplyDeleteLol...that's b/c it's not true. There is no way I believe that girl is 16; not for a minute. People act like record labels don't lie about the age of artists to increase likeability. Please!
DeleteNo, Dakota, NO!! Those leggings are gwoss!
ReplyDeleteEntyToday, I don't think anyone has said proper thanks for the Ryan Gosling photo. Damn him, he should have brought his umbrella.
ReplyDelete@Liadee- not sure where you got that info but not 40K. tuition ranges from 19K to 30K depending on the grade. And I am sure the tuition was much less 20 years ago.
ReplyDeleteNo, Denise wins "celebrity mom who started as a hooker but look how well her life turned out of the year.' She may have stepped up, admirably, but there's more going on here than just being a good mom. White She-Devil, indeed.
ReplyDeleteLorde pretty much dresses the way I did at 16, down to the purple lipstick.
ReplyDeleteWhats with the douchetastic mustache, Damian Lewis?
ReplyDeleteAhhhh Noah and Allie........
ReplyDeleteI always suspected Courtney (gobbles) Cox has crabs.
ReplyDeleteMovember is gross - people who look good with facial hair don't only grow it for a month
ReplyDeleteSian : I love movember!
DeleteNot as good as "Fanuary" though (don't shave or wax your box for a whole month and rock out the clunge fro)
Somebody is playing second lobster in the Nativity play this year :-)
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