Five parts today.
Kim Kardashian watched Kanye West speak at Harvard. Prior to this visit, the closest Kim had got to a university was college students downloading her porno.
Kim Zolciak with her monthly photographic proof that someone had sex with her.
Lindsay Lohan is moving up in the world. She is in Indonesia Elle. Next stop is one of those cards you get handed on the streets of Vegas.
Miley Cyrus wore clothes for her performance on X Factor.
Russell Brand on the way to a woman's house with a dog we have never seen before.
Sam Worthington's girlfriend sure does have a thing for Bambi.
"So, Lindsey. Ready to take the Ambien now?"
Vince Vaughn and Cobie Smulders promote the movie no one will watch.
Meanwhile Will Smith took a break from filming his movie to visit polo players in Argentina and look at their mallets.
Tigers looking worn out
ReplyDeleteIs that scott storch tating lilo
It's Jemima Khan's dog.
ReplyDeleteWow, 4 of my least favorite celebs in a row.
ReplyDeleteI actually want to see the Cobie Smulders and Vince Vaughn movie.
Harvard must really have money to burn if they paid for KW to speak. WTF was he going to talk about, his God complex and impregnating the actress from the worst sex tape in history?!?!
ReplyDeleteMiley's performance on X factor was just baaad - poor vocals, weird set and that strange head dress???
ReplyDeleteKPig
ReplyDeleteWow Tiger is looking rough these days.
ReplyDeleteAnd did any of the Kartrashians ever go or attempt to go to college? And why has their fame continued? And why would Harvard want to hear Kanye speak? So many questions.
Somewhere Elin Woods is laughing her ass off.
ReplyDeleteSam Worthington's girlfriend is Lara Bingle. She's a thing in Australia.
ReplyDelete@califblondy, probably on her private island counting her millions... why didn't I become a nanny when I was 18 and had the chance.
ReplyDeleteThe Lohan caption made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteThose guys who hand out the cards on the Vegas Strip are so fucking creepy! I think I kept a few cards as souvenirs.
Hey, Will Smith looks great! That's surprising!
ReplyDeleteI actually want to see Delivery Man, it's the kind of movie he does well. I mean, it's probably not going to transfix or astound me, but I'll give it a shot.
I would give 50 bucks for 10 minutes alone with Russel Brand and Anthony Keidis and a fire hose that shoots soapy water. And depilatory.
I'm catching Delivery Man for sure, despite the horrible title. It's a remake of a French Canadian movie that did very well, called Starbuck. Plus I love Colbie Smulders.
ReplyDeleteYou know Kim thought Harvard was the fancy cheese she tried at New Seasons.
ReplyDeleteMouthy Miley...
I'll watch Delivery Man, too - Cobie Smulders & Vince Vaughn? Yep!
That's the biggest I have seen Kim smile in months.
ReplyDeleteI love Cobie Smulders.
Why on earth was kimye at harvard? I mean I know he a genius, but which one of his many fields of expertise did he deign to hold forth on?
ReplyDeleteI think Charlie must have drained all of Tiger's blood! He looks HARSH!
ReplyDeleteThat pic of Kim not a good angle except to verify she's f'd with her face some more
ReplyDeleteTiger is looking beat. At first glance, I thought that was George Michael- did not even recognize Will Smith! Can we have a Lohan free winter, if not forever, please??
ReplyDeleteWill looks different!
ReplyDeleteNotice how the Enty minion's bitchy put down of Vaughn and Smulders is completely negated by the comments? Seriously, the current ghosties for CDAN are the biggest fucking tools in Christendom.
ReplyDeleteKim Zolciak being pregnant is not proof someone had sex with her. Isnt it twins?
ReplyDeleteTiger looks like Jabba the Hut.
ReplyDeleteWhatever work Vince had done has taken years off his face. He almost looks like Swingers again.
ReplyDeleteTiger? Drugs is bad. Why u no go somewhere, buy an island, build a fast food restaurant of your choice, and fly in all de ho's you could ever want? That way? Nobody need watch u crash&burn and we can remember u in all your self-absorbed, narcissistic, CatchAHo pervert glory but without the Ewww factor and the golf club mama beatyoass drama that has spoiled you. For good...
ReplyDeleteThere is no concrete evidence that wil Smith is gay. Give the man a break.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm. That might be just about the best thing I ever wrote. :-)
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