Five parts today.
The lone paparazzi desperate for that exclusive first photo of Meredith Baxter Birney and her soon to be bride. The pap also stakes out Tim Conway's house and the entire Love Boat cast.
Megan Fox and BAG head out to lunch.
Miranda Kerr went shopping for multiple purses instead of walking the Victoria's Secret runway yesterday.
Speaking of former women that Adam Levine spent 30 seconds with while staring at a mirror, Nina Agdal did a photo shoot on the beach.
Pamela Anderson and her former Paris Hilton having unprotected sex loving boyfriend Rick Salomon.
Al Pacino dishes out wisdom and Sharpie signatures to the masses.
Prince Harry shows his grandmother how he gets his toad out of its hole.
Sean Avery and the instant engagement the day before a nationally televised event to one of its stars. Convenient.
Zoe Saldana walks the alleys of LA.
Loving Pam's new hair, she looks great.
ReplyDeleteRick Salomon is gross, but man, he has gotten so much ass...
ReplyDeleteBAG let Megan out of the house?
Obama is the Nixon of the new millennium. He tread a fine line between admitting incompetence and admitting lying to us all. Seven million insurance cancellations is considerably more than 5 percent of the health insurance market (which he claimed). He spoke like Nixon, he lied like Nixon, he looked like Nuxon, and he threw a Nixonian kick at the press. Like Nixon, he sicced the IRS on his enemies. Obamacare is dead; the GOP will win rhe Senate in 2014, and Obama may well be impeached. What a scumbag.
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DeleteG, it's like I don't even know who you are anymore
DeleteOk did Miley start a trend?? (GAGGG) All of a sudden blondes are going the Peter Pan route with their hair.
ReplyDeleteThe ex Mr. E.G.Daly sure gets around. There must be a lack of hetero males in Hollywood.
Who does Avery think he's kidding? I know it's a weird stereotype and all but fit gay guys have good posture and he's giving it his all there.
ReplyDeleteLeave Meredith Baxter (never forget the) Birney alone!
ReplyDeletealot of reveals in the pics
ReplyDeleteWait, Pam has a boyfriend? Does he let her to those monthly jobs? And I really like her hair.
ReplyDeleteHow come we never see BAG and Megan's baby? Didn't they trademark mark him or am I mixing her up with Holly?
Ethorne, love Merideth as well. Great knockers .
ReplyDeleteFox and BAG are just odd.
Trampy tramp Miranda Kerr had sex with Lil Dickhead.
Avery is a creep and an asshole.
pamelas eyebrows..blahhhhh
ReplyDeleteI hate to break it to Enty, but I don't think Avery's got the people to pull off a big phony engagement coup. A lot of his longtime management/agent allies from hockey distanced themselves from him over his last few seasons. And I doubt the Hollywood/fashion people backing would be quite as loyal to go to such lengths to cover-up.
ReplyDelete@Jessi I was thinking the same thing.
ReplyDeleteAvery gets gayer gay face the longer he pretends this engagement is to a lady.
ReplyDeleteI think Pam's new cut is ok-ish. It makes her head seem big and because her hair is so thin, rather limp and skimpy.
ReplyDeleteWomen who seriously rocked the pixie IMHO: (the original) Jean Seburg, Isabella Rosellini, Mia Farrow (circa Rosemary's Baby), Wynona Ryder, Dame Judi Dench and Charlize Theron.
So Meredith is supposed to be the blacklisted lesbian BI? Who knew everyone thought Alex P. Keaton's mom was sexy.
ReplyDeleteSalomon is all sorts of nasty.
I do not like the shoes Megan Fox is wearing.
ReplyDeleteRick Salomon is going for the Wolverine look. You are no Hugh Jackman!
If Sean Avery is gay, just come out already. No one cares.
That hockey guy is straight? Wow.
ReplyDeleteBag has q big sclong and Megan Fox has a big pussy. Mystery solved.
ReplyDeleteAvery looks like he had his face worked on. Looks awful.
ReplyDeleteIt's always so funny to me that you talk shit about who isn't worthy of being papped YET, you buy and post said photos of those folks.
ReplyDeleteMegan's shoes make it look like she has hooves.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Megan Fox pregnant again?
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm pretty sure Miranda is in Tokyo walking for Michael Kors. She probably doesn't mind missing the VS show.
Pamela Anderson looks absolutely fantastic.
ReplyDeleteI never thought I'd write that sentence.
If Sean Avery would just not button the top button, I could continue to have awful ideas about hate sex with a dbag extraordinaire.
ReplyDeleteZoe Saldana looks like she is walking an alley during the seventies
The short hair is the best thing Pam has done in years, she looks great!
ReplyDeleteI love how adoringly the Queen is looking at Harry. So cute!
ReplyDeletePam looks so much better without all of that hair.
ReplyDeleteMegan Fox's shoes are fug.
I missed Meredith Baxter Birney coming out. I must get out more.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's this about her being the blacklisted lesbian subject of a BI? How did I miss that one?
Meredith Baxter hasn't been a Birney in 20 years.. Very talented lady, as is her daughter Mollie.
ReplyDeleteI still want to know what in the fuck does the queen keep in her purse?!?!
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