Jessica Biel got invited to an event honoring acting talent. Someone has a sense of humor.
The talent being honored was Tilda Swinton.
Ralph Fiennes was there.
I'm hoping Sofia Coppola was there for her directing abilities and not her acting talent.
I guess Lordes was there because, well, she is everywhere right now. That is what publicists do.
Anna Wintour and her equally smiling daughter also showed up.
Jane Krakowski is filming a guest spot on Modern Family.
Jason Statham is back in LA and headed to his limo.
Jason Segel really needs to gain some weight. I'm worried about the guy.
Aaaand there's yesterday's naked limo stroker reveal.
ReplyDeleteCan we assume that the reference to Jason S. going to his limo is the answer to the blind of a day or so ago concerning an actor in action movies who likes to jerk off in the back of limos?
ReplyDeleteAnna's daughter has a set of knockers on her. Not a bad face either.
ReplyDeleteStatham + limo ... oh oh
Her name is Lorde and I'm not digging the dark lipstick.
ReplyDeleteLove me some Jason Segel, but with more meat,
As I am a chubby-Jason fan, I think he looks dangerously underweight (I kid, I kid) but honestly, he looks kinda handsome here. Even if skinny.
ReplyDeleteOh come on! No way Jason Statham does that! Has anyone ever seen an interview with him? Seriously
I love Ralph Fiennes and Tilda Swinton
Lorde or Darlene Conner?
ReplyDeleteDarlene was far wittier and dressed better. This mess is atrocious. Stylist- STAT!
DeleteHaha yes! @Johnny
ReplyDeleteLOL Lordes. I love how she talks about other lady artists and the messages that they convey to their fans, esp when she trashed that Selena song "When you're ready come and get it, I'm yours for the taking". That is exactly what we should be teaching young ladies, men can come and get what they want whenever they want *insert eye roll here*.
ReplyDeleteJason, come to my house and let me fatten you up!
What in the name of holy hell is Wintour's daughter wearing? It looks like a fashion student's attempt at couture IN THE 1980'S!
ReplyDeleteNo kidding! I'm surprised Mommy Dearest let her leave the house wearing that.
DeleteI love Lorde but not a fan of this look.
ReplyDeleteI just can't even imagine Anna Wintour a) pregnant or b) in labor.
@Talks, Harry is just mad he didn't sign up for limo driver school.
I imagined that "Lordes" was madonna's daughter and I thought that's an improvement in her appearance. Then I read the comments and realize she is some chick called "Lorde". Things go back to normal.
ReplyDeletea gram of coke a day will keep the Lbs away...
ReplyDeleteRalph went bald? Swinton is pretentious bore. I can't imagine having the frozen anna bitchface as a mother, poor kid.
ReplyDeleteI liked Lorde until she opened her mouth. Typical 16 year old.
ReplyDeleteAunt Lucky! Shut yo mouf! No one disses the Tilda. She's amazing.
ReplyDeleteYeah Ralph does look better with hair. Whatever happened to his brother. He was super hot!
Sofia is a fine director and she is aging well.
And I like "Royals" but I haven't liked any other song Lorde has made since. Methinks a one hit wonder. Katy Perry however, just won't go away.
You know for being in fashion and all you'd think the Wintours would be better dressed.
Who is Lorde??
ReplyDeleteAnna and her daughter have no sense of style..
I didn't see any broads in yoga pants in the Randoms today, so I offer this to anyone who shares my fetish SFW and AMAZING!
ReplyDeleteI like Lorde, she's a little pretentious but the talent it there and it is a refreshing change from the usual teen pop.
ReplyDeleteI love Jane Krakowski, has she ever had her own show? Someone needs to get on that stat!
I think Jason Segel looks good skinnier.
ReplyDeleteI would like Tina Fey and Jane Krakowski to actually make The Rural Juror, perhaps as an NBC movie of the week or something on Lifetime.
ReplyDeleteI have to keep reminding myself that Lorde is only 16 every time I hear one of her songs. Her lyrics are pretty frank and that voice should be coming out of a grown woman. I hope the industry doesn't kill her.
What is wrong with everyone?! Segal looks normal......meaning he's no longer chunky. Jebus!
ReplyDeleteLimo jacker reveal!
ReplyDeleteSad, sad.
One of my ALL-time fantasy men.
Actually, not even so much to be WITH him, but to BE his character in a lot of his movies. (at my 49-year-old female self. Pathetic, I know...)
Sigh.
And Wintour is far too petite for that bold print.
ReplyDeleteFor shame!
Anna and daughter: Big fashion disaster.
ReplyDeleteNice reveal.
ReplyDeletePerhaps women like chubby Segal cos he seems more attainable. Weight loss for health = good. Drug related weight loss = bad.
ReplyDeleteOh, and BTW : he is NOT Marshmallow Marshall from HIMYM. He's not. So move on ladies.
Just in case anyone didn't get that: apparently fat people are easy and skinny people are hard to get. All of them, apparently, not sure about literally.
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