Random Photos Part Five
Lutefisk sent in this photo of Orlando Bloom signing autographs in NYC so it gets the top spot.
Blake Shelton talks about his man crush on Adam Levine.
Barbara Walters takes her first trip to Disneyland with Kurt Russell.
How good looking are Christie Brinkley's kids?
Christina Milian hitting a red carpet for money.
Courtney Stodden has found another 53 year old to mess around with.
Drew Barrymore does the hair toss in the rain,.
Gerard Butler keeps dropping weight.
Orlando over Sophia? For shame!
ReplyDeleteThat photo of Gerard Butler scares me.
ReplyDeleteCourtney Stodden needs to stop whatever she is doing. She looks way past her 19 years. I feel very sorry for her.
Christina Milian looks rough in this photo.
Yes, Ms. Brinkley and her children were blessed with the "beautiful" gene. Why wasn't Alexa included in the photo?
Speaking of Adam Levine, Idris Elba should have been Sexiest Man Alive. Or Matt Bomer. Adam Levine does not rate. Just my opinion.
Cortney Stodden's transformation into Angelyne is almost complete.....and I mean Angelyne NOW, not in the 80's....
ReplyDeleteChristie Brinkley does have beautiful kids..
Orrrr Tyson Beckford should have been named Seckiest!
ReplyDeleteLookin good, Mr. Butler!
I can't even look at Courtney Stodden anymore, I just feel bad for her
Please stop with the Courtney.
ReplyDeleteHaha Chrisie is on the cover of Hamptons, she is what the Hamptoms aspire to! But I can never hate on her, she's gorgeous but stays somewhat real and I've never heard anything malicious about her.
And why are Lizard's titty balls so mismatched from the bodice of her dress? Does someone else dress her or does she do this to herself?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Christie's darker daughter didn't fit for the Hamptons blonde cover.
Tyson Beckford
ReplyDeleteand some more
Thank you!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know who you are, menadensch, but is it okay if you are my new favourite?? Don't make it weird like the last one.
jesus THOSE ARE THE KIDS that was in the middle of custody fight
ReplyDeletethey are GROWN
and GORGEOUS
@menadensch. wow. my eyes, etc, thank you.
ReplyDeleteThat dude with Stodden is only 53? Amazing Kurt Russell looks way younger than him, and he is over 60.
ReplyDelete@Kermie: Kurt Russell always was a dish, back in the day.
DeleteIdris Elba butt
ReplyDeleteWow, menadensch, if only Shemar Moore was here to help a girl out...
ReplyDeleteMy husband is a VA. Tech grad and he thinks Brit might have dated a Hokie for a couple of weeks way back when, some kid from Florida.
ReplyDeleteShe apparently kept the sweatshirt.
What Blake really said on Leno was that he liked him some Hoda. She and Kathie Lee were guests, Hoda has a huge crush on Blake. He didn't mind at all.
For my money, and I'm not spending it on People, they should have put "Un" in front of Sexiest Man Alive. Adam is just skeevy.
Thanks for Matt and Idris. They made me giggle!
ReplyDeleteThanks for Matt and Idris. They made me giggle!
ReplyDeleteTTM - Shemar ;)
ReplyDeleteNot. Not even.
DeleteYou and VIP, you guys are the best! Now if you'll excuse me for a moment, I'll be right back...
ReplyDeleteLol! Happy Friday
ReplyDeleteBritney's hired BF is from VT
ReplyDeleteAs much of a dog as Gerard is... I still find him kind of delicious.
ReplyDeleteIs there a soul inside that Courtney? She is so young - so sad.
Yep, Brit's recent bf was from VA and was always rocking VA tech stuff.
Alexa Joel doesn't count as one of her kids???
ReplyDeleteDammit, Lutefisk! You needed to ask him about Kerr and Dicaprio!
ReplyDeleteI agree Ginger Idris Elba for the win.
ReplyDeleteWow Courtney must have skimped on the surgeon who did her implants.
I had a crush on Kurt Russell when he was The Computer Who Wore Tennis Shoes, ha ha. Who knew he would turn out to be such a manly man. And that's a good thing. A very good thing. Swing Shift. Hot.
Idris is the real sexiest man alive and everyone knows it.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the pic @Lute!
ReplyDeleteNew here and have a genuine question. Why all the hate on Gerard Butler? Why are some actors winked at for sleeping around and doing drugs but GB is despised? What am I missing?
ReplyDeleteI agree, JSierra. That man is beautiful.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I'd recognize OB without blond hair and ears.
@Dandie In short he's a meaty, sweaty pig of a man. Kind of a combination between Jeremy Piven and Brett Ratner.
ReplyDeleteHe's known for having a excessive amount of saliva in his mouth. I've have actually seen said orfice in person and its vile. Not only can you hear that tongue liquid slopping around his mouth, you can see it gather around the crevices in a thick film.
Yes he gets shit for going through women like those cartoon bears go through toilet paper, but I think it mainly has to do with how disgusting he is. Would you want him between your legs? Or hearing his mouth excrement smack and gleek in your ear? (Jamie Foxx calls it "juicy mouth-ded")
Also, he has wookie tits.
Kristen - I die. You are the best. The best! :D
DeleteKristin--I have my answer. Thanks.
ReplyDeletePoor Alexa Rae Joel.
ReplyDeleteChristie is pictured with her two teenage kids (15 and 18) who probably still live at home. Alexa is 28 and on her own. I don't see any snub.
ReplyDeleteNice one, @Lutefisk!
ReplyDeleteIn my fantasy he'd be in Legolas costume. Ahh, Legolas and your elvish good looks. It's hard when you tend to lust for fictional characters more than real ones.
That said, my chances of getting off with Legolas approximately equal my chances of getting off with Orlando Bloom. So It's probably not going to be a material issue I face in life.
ReplyDeleteChristie stated somewhere that Alexa wasn't able to get home for the photo shoot as she had prior commitments.
ReplyDeleteChristina Milian, Alyssa Milano, Vanessa Minnillo...
ReplyDeleteI KEEP CONFUSING THESE THREE! They even look similar. >:(
As in, they are a similar type.
ReplyDeleteYeah calling Adam Levine the sexiest man alive is a little like calling the Goopster the most beautiful woman on the planet ba ha ha...
ReplyDeleteMr. Lute got the photo. He works in NYC. When I used to work in the city I used to literally crash into celebrities everywhere, but alas it was so long ago I didn't have a camera on me. I will tell him his efforts are appreciated. If I saw Orlando I would be right there in his face asking him what was going on.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Courtney looks like the walking dead. I have no idea how old she actually is, but she looks like a zombie now.
A friend of mine is a photographer and she does a lot of showings out in the Hamptons. She became friends with Christie Brinkley over the years. Every now and then I see Christie on her facebook page. She said she is actually very sweet and normal.
ReplyDeleteCourtney is on her way to end up like Anna Nicole Smith, but no nearly as pretty.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how so many of uou can view tjis site on your phones. All I can see in that photo of Stodden is a white blob of hair a red smudge of lips horrible fake breasts and those stupid shoes.
ReplyDeleteRight - does anyone really think poor Alexa wanted to stand next to the super-Aryans that are her mother, half-sister and half-brother? I'd cringe too.
ReplyDeletethere may not be a snub on CB's part but I wouldn't do a cover with my children if it wasn't all of them
ReplyDeleteUnless Alexa just didn't want to do it and was asked ahead of time.....
and maybe that is the case
Who would have thought Kurt Russell would be eating Barbara Walter's crusty cunt?
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