People says the couple would not stop touching each other the whole night and they were dancing all night and were two people very much in love who did not want to be apart. Yeah, I puked about three times just writing the sentence. The publicist who wrote it and then sent it to Kneepads probably orgasmed when they saw it printed word for word. Of course that is what Kneepads does. They print what you want them to print.
Just when I think they can't reach a new low in suck uppiness they find a way.
Just when I think the posts can't be anymore ridiculous, I come to the words "suck uppiness."
ReplyDelete@ ethorne LMAOOOO I love that 'entry' is talented enough to make up shitty new words but still refuses to use basic grammar and punctuation.
DeleteJada looks bad. Really bad.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Will wearing? His 4th of July assemble? The white shirt, blue jacket, and red pants are not the right look.
ReplyDeleteJada is clearly a dyke, and will is clearly a power bottom. Maybe he switches on bdays and holidays but whatever, let them be. If they want an image of a nuclear family good for them.
ReplyDeleteThe Smiths are bearded for life. Jada should rethink taking so much of those steroids though. Her face is getting really mannish.
ReplyDeleteMissed opportunity! Enty, you should have wrote a salacious post based on Jada clutching Will's son whilst giving him that cougar glare.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't know why, but Trey is giving me Runer Willis right here.
*Rumer
DeleteOmg totally does look like her. I thought the same thing
DeleteJaden's face must've gotten stuck like that.
ReplyDeleteJada is very hard to look at it. And to think how gorgeous she once was.
ReplyDeleteI just can't
ReplyDeleteplease make them all go away
I assume Jada left her female sub back up in the room. Nice look.
ReplyDeleteI still love Will Smith.
ReplyDeleteThere, I said it.
I do, too, IJU. Loved him in Independence Day and Hancock. Loved Jada, too, in The Matrix movies.
ReplyDeleteI think their kids ruined them! Little thetans! :b
I'm with you Henriette. Jada has a real masculine, hardness to her. But she's looked that way for a while. Lots of people live double lives, and if this works for them, why should we care?
ReplyDelete@Lola - Jada looks like Stevie Wonder.
ReplyDeleteEh, maybe they're just swingers and it just works for them. I wonder what their key parties look like.
Jada is a tiny lil thing that keeps herself in shape. There has never been any fat on that woman, really. But i think She needs to soften her look with more delicate hair..........If she cares.
ReplyDeleteWhatever is going on between them is of no concern to me. But keeping up appearances for their 3kids and attempting to have family fun, earns my respect.
Jada has an alien head. And I wonder if someone clapped Jaden on the back while he made that stupid face & now it's stuck like that.
ReplyDeleteI used to like Will Smith a lot too. He seemed like a nice guy. I remember back when he released his album "Big Willie Style" … a few big name rappers/hip hop artists slammed him for being lame & tame and he shrugged it off and said he was making fun rap music that was okay for kids to listen to. I really respected that. I think the public is starting to turn on him, though, because he & Jada are just trying way too hard to make their kids happen.
Lmao! Hilarious and sarcastically well written. I could almost see the sarcasm dripping from your virtual pen, Enty. Well done dear chap.
ReplyDeleteI like Will too. He's very charismatic.
ReplyDeleteLol, Amber. Yes!
ReplyDeleteI will forever love Will for Summertime. One of the best songs ever.
The oldest son is a hottie patottie.
ReplyDeleteIdk whats going on with them as a couple, but Rosie nailed it- Jada is super dyke-y now. That hair is the very definition of unflattering. I dont know whyat theya re holding on to. Things are diff now: they can both come out of closet and no one wld care.
ReplyDeleteAuntliddy - maybe the C$S thing.
Deletechopchop nailed it. I always loved Will. Summertime is one of my all-time favorites and it was nice to see someone putting out kid friendly rap/hip hop music. But I think the pushing of the kids on the public was the kicker for me. Now I can't stand to see any of them.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Jaden face comment? There is now lemonade all over my keyboard!
Jada looks like hell. Is she sick? Coked up? Just weird? WTH?
ReplyDeleteSpent the weekend re-watching the Scream quadrilogy and what Jada and Courtney did to their faces looks like Ghost Face was the surgeon. It made me want to cry. This picture just looks all kinds of..... odd. They could pose for a new cover of 'The Way to Happiness' though. It would be truth in advertising.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone out there like the youngest son? he just has a look of douchebaggyness... Id rather hang w bieber.... wait. no i wouldnt. Id rather hang w flav or joe francis than either of these two kids.
ReplyDeleteI think the kids look like weird alien insects.
ReplyDeleteJada looks like she is taking the steroid HGH. Her face is much harder than it was when she was younger. Eddie Murphy's ex-wife, Nicole, has that same hard look.
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