You know how Paris Hilton acquired her money? It wasn't from her parents. For the most part it wasn't from her grandparents. She got her money from her reality shows and from her sex tape. She made almost $20M from her sex tape to date and still makes almost $1M a year from it. That is a lot of money. So, when you hear her whining that she didn't make any money from it at all and that numbers are all lies, don't believe her. I want you to remember this is the same person who looked Larry King in the eye and said she had never done drugs. Ever. Of course Larry being the million year old geezer he is didn't ask a followup and was just grateful she led him by the arm to the bathroom at the commercial break and fed him some pudding after the shoot.
I saw some photo of Larry from two nights ago with his wife. The way younger one who cheated. Remember how they were going to get divorced? Yeah. They didn't. Instead Larry is out there talking to the paps and the wife is on his arm and you ask yourself how the guy is still alive at his age and after all the booze and cigarettes and heart attacks.
Anyway, the clincher for knowing that Paris Hilton is lying is that she is trying to shut down a Slovenian website selling knockoffs of her video. If she didn't make any money then why would she care. She wouldn't. So go buy a prescription for Valtrex and stop lying.
I like this enty- he/she is funny,
ReplyDelete"Of course Larry being the million year old geezer he is didn't ask a followup and was just grateful she led him by the arm to the bathroom at the commercial break and fed him some pudding after the shoot." Classic!!!
If I had it, I would pay 20 million to watch Paris melt like the Wizard of Oz witch. Extra 10 if she took Kimye with her.
ReplyDeleteI would even pledge a million a year to any dogs she had who managed to survive in her care.
I'm nice like that.
I actually prefer Paris over Kim. We barely see or hear about Paris. Kim is everywhere, showcasing her horrible family and one brain cell.
ReplyDeleteThere was an unfortunate time when Paris was everywhere and it was almost as annoying as the current Kim et al debacle.
DeleteIn fact, given how Paris has 'almost' disappeared from the scene, there is hope that the kartrashians may someday suffer the same fate.
DeleteAmen to that.
DeleteThat was a funny Enty!
ReplyDeleteI may be the only one, but I love Paris. I love how she has no fwaks to give. I really liked the article that noisey/vice did about her recently. I even wear her perfume. Sorry 'bout it, crazies of CDAN.
ReplyDeleteThat's hot
ReplyDeleteSounds like a whole ploy to get back in the news, not sure why Paris would troll Slovenian websites, give me a break.
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ReplyDeleteIf you'd like to find another dozen or so reasons to dislike this trash, watch a couple of episodes of her now-defunct reality show from Oxygen ("The World According to Paris" circa 2011). Check out the weekend where she took 'the girls' to Las Vegas to celebrate the birthday of someone named Jen, which was ruined by one of the psycho 'girls' (Alison) bullying Paris' assistant. She's so classy - said no one ever.
ReplyDeleteWell if the Slavs are cutting into her profits hell YEAH! she should be mad. Come on! That's just wrong.
ReplyDeleteYeah I remember when she was everywhere and how nice it was that she disappeared. Please don't here we go again!
Well if the Slavs are cutting into her profits hell YEAH! she should be mad. Come on! That's just wrong.
ReplyDeleteYeah I remember when she was everywhere and how nice it was that she disappeared. Please don't here we go again!
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ReplyDeleteYour link isnt working, Harry.
DeleteCry me a river. She needs to fade into obsurity again. Someone is trying very hard to make themselves relevant again.
ReplyDeleteThat picture doesn't do Miss Hilton justice. This one does.
ReplyDeleteShe really needs to do a sequel. I'm thinking a B/G/G scene with some anal. Maye get DPed by the dude and a strappy.
ReplyDeleteDoes she really think we are buying her as a victim? Because shes pretty upfront about being a famewhore.
ReplyDeleteI honestly thought Slovenia was a made-up country from the movie "Hostel." Guess I better go study my globe.
ReplyDeleteLol, Kelli! Slovenia is probably the most beautiful nation in the world, also by far the most well adapted of the nations that were once part of Yugoslavia. Seriously worth doing the research on, Google images will tell you that much.
DeleteAs a Cleveland native I'm a bit biased.
I'm missing something--where did she say (much less "whin[e]") that she did not make any money from the tape? Unless i overlooked it, the blind does not identify any such statement.
ReplyDeleteParis wouldn't know the truth if a giant herpes dick hit her in the face
ReplyDeleteI don't know if that makes sense I just wanted to say giant herpes dick
tyvm
@Count, just had a great idea to make a fortune. We get Paris and Nicole together and then you and I bang them, then DP each of them while the other jills off, then once we finish and make them each drink the condoms (no way we go bareback on those two) they finish the flick with an ass to ass dildo scene. Oh, and during the ass to ass scene, we bring random dudes in to spit in their faces.
ReplyDeleteViva Cinema!!!!
That was hilarious! Burn!! the pudding thing, then the go shut up and buy more valtrex! wow.. that pic never gets old.
ReplyDelete@Rowdy: sounds good. If they can pass a standard porn STD test then we can each blow a load in each of their colons and they can toast to a great scene with cum fart coladas.
ReplyDeleteWith her first porn performance being what it is - a dead fish taking it -, the only porn worthwhile would be if she got fucked by a couple of gay dudes seeking revenge for that audio recording of her bashing basically all gays.
ReplyDeleteFor the cause. For the abuse. For humanity.