Nine months after my purchase I finally ran out of Girl Scout Cookies this weekend. I don't count the box of thin mints that somehow ended up in the freezer.
This just reminded me... I dreamed about buying Girl Scout cookies last night! Unfortunately, the dream ended before I told the kid which kind I wanted.
Avery.com sucks. Their website is fucked and they are jerking around anyone contacting them. I was on live chat, the dude told me to clear my cache. As I was doing it, he booked. I tried again for a live chat when that didn't work, and no one picked up.
2 Hours later I go live chat again. I tell the guy the online design and print isn't working. He tells me about cache. FU Dude, I cleared it, tried the stinkin site in FireFox, Opera and Chrome, and updated my cocksucking Flash player. "Well, that is everything call our support line." I call the # he gave me, and it is a fucking time share vacation shake down.
Go to their website to look for a real # and see the vacation shake down is/was the actual customer support like. Luckily there was a software support line I called. This prick starts trying to stroke me off with cache. I give him the list of shit that was already did. "Oh sir, maybe the image is to big for the system." It is your template, Sparky. You telling me that the image I have used on your site a dozen times is suddenly too big? (I don't know if there are many Indian men named Zeus, so I went with my own fake name). "Well if the online program isn't working for you, you will have to use the offline program. Do you have a Microsoft Office Suite?" No Sparky, I can't use that. I'm trying to send out a death notice, so turkey's and pilgrims aren't going to cut it.
I had my cell phone on speaker and 3 bars of service when the call suddenly cut off. Fucking cock suckers.
Thanks V. I had a problem with the website once before, but not when I was pressed for time on mailing something out. Perfect world and it would have been five minutes between logging in and hitting print. Then five minutes later I'm out the door to buy 100 stamps and dump em in the slot.
I even started the project w/o logging in and the error that came up was something like "server is not responding in a way that would lead to completion".
I sent one polite email and one nasty one about 4 hours later.
Somehow I don't believe this
ReplyDeleteAnyone aside from me watch Made in Chelsea? Spencer Matthews had a nude photo leak
ReplyDeleteI watched Wayne's World this weekend and laughed my ass off. If you haven't watched it in awhile, you should. Shit is still funny!
ReplyDeletefucking Avery's site is too busy and I'm jammed up 1/2 way through something I have to mail today.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reminder, I owe one of my students money for 2 boxes of thin mints! Enty, you're more useful than I thought.
ReplyDeleteWait... only *one* box of Thin Mints made it to the freezer?
ReplyDeleteI call shenannigans.
For real, I've put on 17 lbs in the last in the last 3 months.
ReplyDeleteSentence would probably work better with only 1 "in the last" in there but either way I'm speedily turning into a fat fuck..
DeleteI'm still on Halloween candy. Those little packs of Whoppers are evil.
ReplyDeleteYou have thin mints in your freezer...I have vodka in mine. We should get together.
ReplyDeleteWhere are those whores who are selling thin mints? What is thin mint season?
ReplyDeleteI always buy about $30-40 a year.
ReplyDeleteI use to be a Girl Scout so I don't mind helping. They don't last more than 3 months though.
Also a former Girl Scout :)
DeleteI have some shortbread in the freezer. I crush up and use as part of the crust base for my choco-pb pie.
This just reminded me... I dreamed about buying Girl Scout cookies last night! Unfortunately, the dream ended before I told the kid which kind I wanted.
ReplyDeleteAvery.com sucks. Their website is fucked and they are jerking around anyone contacting them. I was on live chat, the dude told me to clear my cache. As I was doing it, he booked. I tried again for a live chat when that didn't work, and no one picked up.
ReplyDelete2 Hours later I go live chat again. I tell the guy the online design and print isn't working. He tells me about cache. FU Dude, I cleared it, tried the stinkin site in FireFox, Opera and Chrome, and updated my cocksucking Flash player. "Well, that is everything call our support line." I call the # he gave me, and it is a fucking time share vacation shake down.
Go to their website to look for a real # and see the vacation shake down is/was the actual customer support like. Luckily there was a software support line I called. This prick starts trying to stroke me off with cache. I give him the list of shit that was already did. "Oh sir, maybe the image is to big for the system." It is your template, Sparky. You telling me that the image I have used on your site a dozen times is suddenly too big? (I don't know if there are many Indian men named Zeus, so I went with my own fake name). "Well if the online program isn't working for you, you will have to use the offline program. Do you have a Microsoft Office Suite?" No Sparky, I can't use that. I'm trying to send out a death notice, so turkey's and pilgrims aren't going to cut it.
I had my cell phone on speaker and 3 bars of service when the call suddenly cut off. Fucking cock suckers.
Count, I have a good friend who works for Avery. I'll let him know of the worthlessness that is Avery.com.
ReplyDeleteThanks V. I had a problem with the website once before, but not when I was pressed for time on mailing something out. Perfect world and it would have been five minutes between logging in and hitting print. Then five minutes later I'm out the door to buy 100 stamps and dump em in the slot.
ReplyDeleteI even started the project w/o logging in and the error that came up was something like "server is not responding in a way that would lead to completion".
I sent one polite email and one nasty one about 4 hours later.
Count, Jeremy will pass along your frustrations. He should have more info in the morning.
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