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Oh good. All that Halloween candy I ate yesterday should be half off now but the stores are on to this and throw it in green and red boxes and call it Christmas candy.
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If you ate it yesterday, I imagine it's more than half off by now.
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Baby Alicia will be here in 14 days or less. In lieu of gifts we will be accepting Makers Manhattans :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats!!!!!
DeleteWooooo! Welcome BabyA! Good luck and congrats Alicia. You have done amazing things with your life and I wish you ALL THE BEST-a joyful birth experience and the best baby ever.
DeleteBeen thinking about you, girl! All my best for these next two weeks and new baby A!
DeleteCongrats, Alicia!
ReplyDeleteI was just at the grocery store and the guy on the PA system was encouraging customers to stock up on leftover Halloween cakes and cookies for "Halloween Weekend".
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ReplyDeleteCongrats, Alicia :)
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ReplyDeleteAw, 14 days until one less sexy pregnant woman. :(
ReplyDeleteI guess they gotta come out sometime.
Congrats Alicia!
Happy Baby to you Alicia!
ReplyDeleteI screwed up on Halloween candy, I bought peanut M&M's, and had to ask every group of kids and their parents if there were any peanut allergies. There was one, and luckily I had a back up of full size rolls of life savers.
I am in a new neighborhood this year, and there are plenty of children living in the area. I spent $30 on Halloween candy and my doorbell didn't ring once. I'll still have little Snickers bars and packages of M&Ms around the house next Easter.
ReplyDeleteYay baby! Congrats, I hope all goes well!
ReplyDeleteReese my neighborhood is overflowing with kids and the doorbell didn't ring once past 8, so we too have a giant cauldron filled with leftover candy. Idk what the deal is but I resent all those no show kiddos because now I am going to have to eat all the candy.
@JSierra, we live in a neighborhood with a lot of kids and we got maybe 10 or 15 trick or treaters. Weather was fine, lights were on, we've always had plenty of trick or treaters. Something was up last night! Full bowl of candy here, too.
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Herpes
What do you have when you have the Ktrash family buried up to their necks in concrete?
A shortage of concrete.
And congrats Alicia!!!
Congratulations, Alicia!
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ReplyDeleteBaby Karrots is due Nov 18, best of luck to you and congrats!
Yay! It's raining babies! Best to you too Karrots.
Delete@Karrots Congrats and best of luck to you too!!!
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ReplyDeleteMy father used to save the left over Halloween candy for the next year.
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