Just the headline is enough to make me want to go out and get a penicillin shot. Christina McLarty, who used to have unprotected sex with Joe Francis and thought Joe was the most amazing guy in the world is four months pregnant with the baby of the permanently drunk kindergarten man child David Arquette. I'm assuming the sex was willing but I'm hoping Christina says she was drunk before she agreed to having unprotected sex with the man who loves escorts and strippers on a nightly basis. Of course Christina did love Joe Francis too and he had sex with Paris Hilton so yeah, I definitely need a Silkwood shower about now but for my mind.
David Arquette is probably thrilled because he will have someone to go all Billy Madison with for the next few years until his kid turns about three and realizes they are more mature than David.
Dewey
ReplyDeleteFor fucks's sake. Sometimes birth control fails--just because someone is pregnant doesn't mean that they had unprotected sex.
ReplyDeleteAnd if they DID have unprotected sex? Dear God, no! They clearly should have gotten your permission first.
Damn Karen lol love it
ReplyDeleteAnd like all pregnancy stories from Ent, this is bitter as ever.
ReplyDelete@ Karen enty hates pregnant people, sex and punctuation.
ReplyDeleteI read that first as "Joe Francis has sex with David Arquette" and just about broke my finger trying to click
ReplyDeleteYeah, she sounds like a real classy gal. Him too.
ReplyDelete@hollywood dime, @dragon (the real one), and @Johnny, this fries me a little because it isn't the first time this Enty has equated getting pregnant with being irresponsible.
ReplyDeleteIn this Enty's bitter mind, only a man and woman who are married to each other are allowed to have babies; all other babies are accidents/mistakes.
@ Karen all of these post sound like someone who thinks sex is 'dirty'. Unless its missionary, the room is pitch black and like you said, the people are married.
DeleteAnnE is "pregnant" according to Radar online.
ReplyDeleteOh lord. Enty is gonna have a hate filled post about that.
Deletehahaha @talkstoomuch so did I. with enty, you never know.
ReplyDeleteThat explains David's "my first child" comment on Stern the other day.
ReplyDelete@hollywood dime, don't forget: bra and t-shirt on. Maybe even the boxer shorts. Isn't that what the flap is for?
ReplyDeleteThings we know: Enty had a shitty absentee father (see Tom Cruise post) and is bitter/judge-y about people getting pregnant because that means they had sex, which this Enty is definitely not doing (Enty is Harry Knuckles?)
ReplyDeleteAlso, betting someone watches Supernatural which explains the Silkwood shower reference.
Enty's always bitchin about unprotected sex because she never gets ANY.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what is more pathetic--Enty's constant bitchin or my commenting on it.
Duly scathing yet you criticize Courtney Cox for being exasperated by the end of her marriage to said infantile frat brat...
ReplyDeleteI SAID NO ICE!!
ReplyDeleteTalksTooMuch, I am up at 3 am in the morning & thought I might have woken my husband up I was laughing so hard at your comment. I don't need to be up at this time, just am.
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is a pregnancy shaming, it's a shame of having unsafe sex with a promiscuous and immature man who has substance abuse issues. So, yeah. I can see Enty's point. These aren't teenagers here.
ReplyDeleteSilkwood, Enty? Really?
ReplyDelete@Karen. Speak, sister. Shit happens. If he's happy, good for him.
ReplyDeleteLISTEN.. If the man is known to love hookers and be a stupid ass drunk. WHY THE HELL are you having unprotected sex with him
ReplyDeleteWho cares how much he is worth
thats a shot in a million he isnt simmering in a STD
no thanks
So he drinks and likes strippers? Who doesn't? He seems like a nice guy, there's just something sweet about him. I'm sure marriage to controlling Courtenay was no picnic.
ReplyDelete@feral: I have to give all props for the ice comment to the most delicious sounding of all salad dressings: Bacon Ranch
ReplyDeleteSex is bad. Very, very, very bad!! *shakes finger* You sluts!
ReplyDeleteRight on @ most of you.
Watching Turner Classic Movies recently, Enty? ...Surprisingly good movie for something with Cher in it.
ReplyDelete@Lucas, Silkwood the movie was on TCM just the other night. But you definitely show your youth guessing it was from "Supernatural" ; )
ReplyDeleteI had not heard it referred to as a Silkwood shower until I saw it on SN. And I am not that young.
DeleteShoulda put it in her butt, Bro.
ReplyDeleteExcellent! Let's see what their drunken drugged up genes produce!! Maybe a couple more jewels like Bob and Max. Just what society needs. Now let's all be happy for the drunken drugged up breeders!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBecause planned pregnancies never happen between adults who aren't married...
ReplyDeleteAnd of course you agree with Enty on this post Topper. You don't like pregnant people either .. Hence parking in the " expectant mother " spots and snarking about it online.
DANG! Topper must be a chub chub to be passing herself off as an expectant mother.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't get me started on big womens answering Casual Encounter ads that are looking for pregnant broads.
Not that I have anything against big women, I just despise bait and switch.
Did anyone else read the headline as "James Franco Had Unprotected Sex With David Arquette"?...oh dear I should get my eyes checked!
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