Just the headline is enough to make me want to go out and get a penicillin shot. Christina McLarty, who used to have unprotected sex with Joe Francis and thought Joe was the most amazing guy in the world is four months pregnant with the baby of the permanently drunk kindergarten man child David Arquette. I'm assuming the sex was willing but I'm hoping Christina says she was drunk before she agreed to having unprotected sex with the man who loves escorts and strippers on a nightly basis. Of course Christina did love Joe Francis too and he had sex with Paris Hilton so yeah, I definitely need a Silkwood shower about now but for my mind.
David Arquette is probably thrilled because he will have someone to go all Billy Madison with for the next few years until his kid turns about three and realizes they are more mature than David.
