Wednesday, November 20, 2013

It's Official - Kendall Jenner Is Willing To Pose Naked For Money

Just sixteen days after turning eighteen Kendall Jenner has released her first almost naked photo. The future porn star and Surreal Life cast member shared a photo from a recent photo shoot which features her in a sheer top with clearly exposed nipples. To make it feel less porntastic she released a black and white version of the shot after the photographer who took the shot released a color version. When asked about the photo Kendall presumably said, "My mom decided which one showed my nipples the best and which one will ensure that I continue the wonderful legacy established by my older sister of selling sex for money. We are currently interviewing men who will star opposite me in my porn debut and then I will be married off to the highest bidder who has enough servants to satisfy my mother."

I don't understand this family. I know they like making money and that sex is just a thing but what is going to happen is that Kendall and then Kylie are teenagers so they are going to have decades of second guessing after bowing to the pressures of their mother. What might seem like a great idea now and even more fame might seem a lot like a better way to go a decade from now when Kendall has not even reached her 30th birthday.


47 comments:

  1. Are those her real boobs? Did her mother spring for implants yet?

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  2. This pic reminds me of "The Ring"....that movie scared the everloving hell out of me!

    That's all I got, folks.

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  3. First of all, you wish Surreal Life was still airing. (I do too.)

    Second, what the hell is that last sentence?

    Third, thanks for telling us sex is just a thing. This must not be Judge Judy Enty.

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  4. I should not have clicked. I feel dirty and like I have to tell Harry to FOADIAF already and it's so early. And technically she may be legal in that pic. So much sadness all around.

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  5. My mom would have killed me dead if I took that pic at 18.

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  6. Pimp hand is strong in that family. Give it a few weeks and the Count and Harry Knuckles will have new material for their porn cache.

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  7. I thought that was Michael Jackson at first, some long lost photo.

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  8. What mother in their right mind would be okay with their teenage daughter posing practically naked? It's a shame Kris sees her kids strictly as money-makers.

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  9. You forgot that she'smodel and the models always do naked/sexy pics

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  10. She's a model. I modeled in my misguided youth and there are plenty of picture with my (hardly there) boobs. This isn't exactly porn. Let's cut her a break.

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  11. She's legal now but I'd still do her.

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  12. She's not spreading her legs for Playboy or taking an even remotely sexy picture. Let's give the girl some slack, she didn't choose her family and just because they're blood doesn't mean she agrees with everything they all do.

    I like Kendall, she always comes off at the most down to earth one on their show. Yes, I watch and I don't care who knows! I watch it for the babies, Scott and Khloe though, the rest can suck it.

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  13. I knew it was a long shot, but I was hoping that the two Jenner girls would have rebelled against the mother's sex industry and became athletes like dad instead.

    Just another wholesome dream down the tubes...

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  14. I can't wait until her "blowing the coke dealer" video is released.

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  15. crazy Kartrashians........

    seriously she might be the worst mother ever.....

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  16. Another boring Kardiashian ho-in-the -making. She'll have a sex tape with Will Smith's son soon (or is it the other ho?).

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  17. she's a model. this is a beautiful photo.

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  18. I think she is beautiful - I also think it is very sad that she was raised to believe her beauty is all she has to offer.

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  19. Michael Ks image is hysterical! Kris mug shot as her nipples!

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  20. nobody said she wasn't pretty

    but she is being taught to sell herself the same as the rest of her sisters in a sexual manner from a very young age

    can't do much for her self worth.......

    its far worse than the child beauty pageants which outrage everyone so much don't you think?

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  21. Poorly educated and with no discernable talent. How else do you expect her to support a lifestyle?

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  22. Sad…this family is a waste

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  23. 17 days ago the photog who took this would have been arrested and facing serious prison time for producing and distributing child porn. The couple who defended it are right about one thing: it's not sexy, it's something only pedophiles and the perverse would appreciate.

    Less than three weeks beyond legal and she just can't wait to prove the apple doesn't fall far from the KarTRASHian tree. Family keepin' it Klassy as always.

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  25. if this was any other 18 yr old model no one would care. have we all not seen half a nipple before? you all hate everything about the kardashians but you all clicked this article to take a peak at this DISGRACEFUL teen.

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  26. @sanwij, didn't have to click. The photo is right there front and center. Speak for yourself. If you're proud of having a scum bucket mentality, it's a free country so knock yourself out, just don't use intellectual dishonesty to try dragging the rest of us down in your "defense". That was a gutless move and demonstrates how indefensible your position really is.

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    1. Does somebody have a case of the Mondays?

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  27. Yeah, relax purity officer enty! She's modeling, and these are the sorts of pics they take. Its her choice. And why on earth would you be surprised at her so called mother? If pmk thought she could make a killing filming one of her kids cutting off an arm,she would. I agree, let Kendall be, right now its just modeling.

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  28. I'd ask if you're kidding, but I know you're not.

    btw, modeling is modeling, and at 18 years and 16 days, posing to expose yourself in a state of undress is just that. Why the rationalizing and belittling a commenter if you're so right? Gutless is the only word for it, and that has nothing to do with it being Monday. You're Kardashians at heart. Enjoy the mud puddle. I'll take a pass ;)

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  29. She waited 16 days? Slacker. I have seen porn where the chick shows her driver's license w/ birthday on it, so they can prove she is getting boned on film within hours of turning 18. What better way to celebrate than $1000, one in the pink and one in the stink?

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  30. Technically it IS modeling. I mean, isn't that what even the girls who masturbate for men on websites for money call themselves too? I think the larger point being missed here by the K Klan fans is that the vast majority of legitimate models decline shoots like this for public consumption because it's trashy. Her young age makes it downright uncomfortable for most at best.

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  31. Dare I say I feel bad for Bruce? How awkward..... And this this is just a precursor to Kylie's future shenanigans.....

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  32. To make it big in modelling it is almost expected you be prepared to go topless. I think this shot reflects that industry more than the family in this instance.

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  33. I'm a model and that's BS feraltart. She's not modeling what she's wearing. The only point of this photo is to call attention to her 18 year old nipples. It's also right up the family's 'sex sells' alley.

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  34. How long do you think it will take before she flashes her tender 18 year old vittles getting out of a limo? I bet she isn't full waxed. I'm thinking little happy trail.

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  35. Of course you are, Count Grossula

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  36. Boobs are everywhere in modelling. They show vag in French vogue. This isn't shocking or scandalous.

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  37. Eighteen seems to be a magic barrier when people become responsible all of a sudden.

    With things like the picture above, it's all cuddly and okay.

    In terms of age and porn, Bang Bros beats them all.

    (http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2013-11-21/news/bangbros-teen-porn/full/)

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  38. Those whores have to show 2 forms of ID so the company can be 2257 compliant. If I remember correctly, the black chick stole the IDs from someone she was living with.

    The company should have sued them for fraud to recoup their losses from having to trash the scene. Set, director, lighting, cameras, crew, mope, all that is money the whores wasted.

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  39. Anonymous2:12 PM

    calm down enty shes actually a pretty good model. shes the only one i foresee having a decent life and career

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  40. Sex is just a thing. Um, no, that's not actually how I want my kids to see it.

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  41. EWWW! I don't want to see her nippers! Gross! If I wanted kiddie porn I'd, well, I don't know what I'd do, but gross man! you're giving me the skeeves!

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  42. I can't wait to torrent her porno video next month. I just hope she does anal before every thug and coke dealer in town stretches her out.

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  43. I hope North is ugly but smart. It would save her from the horror that is PGK.

    I wouldn't even blink my eyes at this picture if it was a normal model, but it is a Jenner/Kardashian. This is just the beginning for her. Let the bidding begin.

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  44. I'll remain neutral because I despise ALL things Kardashian, but think Alana made the most objectively valid point i.e. Kendall isn't modeling anything in that photo except her BARELY LEGAL BOOBS, and it ain't the kind of modeling some here are trying to portray it as.

    It illustrates my fundamental problem with the entire family - devoid of character.

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  45. This family is so vile. Well she's a high school drop out, has no real career and probably isn't very smart so her mom's priming her for a porn career. How sad. You're 18, you can say NO! I don't want to be thought of as a pig like the lumpy asses sister who's baby daddy thinks it's cute to call her bitch. What a nasty sad family. Anyone else wanna do a dead pool on which Kartrashian commits suicide first?

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