Gwyneth Paltrow Realizes She Has No Friends

I know when you read the headline the first thing that will jump out at you is that Jay-Z and Beyonce are Gwyneth Paltrow's friends. Nope they aren't. Beyonce and Jay-Z are Chris Martin's friends. Jay and Chris have been friends forever and Gwyneth is allowed to stand next to Beyonce at a Jay-Z concert when Chris is also there. No Chris? No Goopster next to Beyonce. To show you how much Jay-Z loves Gwyneth he was on the cover of Vanity Fair after she urged her friends not to do anything for the magazine.

Now Gwyneth wants all her friends to boycott the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Why should they? Tell me one thing Gwyneth has done for any of them except suggest failings in their life that she alone has the capability to correct. Her cure often consists of a starvation diet and a mirror.

Go around town and ask anyone if they have ever received a favor from Gwyneth. Ask designers what a joy Gwyneth is to work with when they actually want payment rather than giving her free stuff to wear. No one will listen to her call for a boycott and I hope she realizes that maybe she is not the warm and fuzzy person to others she likes to think she is. I wonder if Chris Martin would go.