Gwyneth Paltrow Realizes She Has No Friends
I know when you read the headline the first thing that will jump out at you is that Jay-Z and Beyonce are Gwyneth Paltrow's friends. Nope they aren't. Beyonce and Jay-Z are Chris Martin's friends. Jay and Chris have been friends forever and Gwyneth is allowed to stand next to Beyonce at a Jay-Z concert when Chris is also there. No Chris? No Goopster next to Beyonce. To show you how much Jay-Z loves Gwyneth he was on the cover of Vanity Fair after she urged her friends not to do anything for the magazine.
Now Gwyneth wants all her friends to boycott the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Why should they? Tell me one thing Gwyneth has done for any of them except suggest failings in their life that she alone has the capability to correct. Her cure often consists of a starvation diet and a mirror.
Go around town and ask anyone if they have ever received a favor from Gwyneth. Ask designers what a joy Gwyneth is to work with when they actually want payment rather than giving her free stuff to wear. No one will listen to her call for a boycott and I hope she realizes that maybe she is not the warm and fuzzy person to others she likes to think she is. I wonder if Chris Martin would go.
Fishsticks!
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ReplyDeleteI've read she is another one who boycotts antiperspirant and generally smells pretty bad.
ReplyDeleteRoss Matthews is her friend.
ReplyDeleteGalaxy! Wait until January though, the s5 is due out then.
ReplyDeleteBut will she refuse to work with those who support Vanity Fair? And when is that story gonna come out?
ReplyDelete@dragon, I am a Mac geek for life, but find that the Droid technology is much better. Galaxy all the way.
ReplyDeleteSaw something last night about Gwynnie calling Julia Roberts and asking her not to do an upcoming cover and interview that Julia is scheduled for. Seems Julia told Gwynnie to get stuffed.
ReplyDeleteCount, story is supposed to drop online in 2 weeks.
Goop is probably stuffing her face with Big Macs and Twinkies right about now.
ReplyDeleteDo people really think they will stifle their own careers to help her? HA!
And this is why she'll hold on to Chris…she'll never let go. Poor guy.
ReplyDelete@dragon, neither! Get the new nexus. It's prettier, cheaper and you'll get all the droid updates months before other brands!
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that I'm giddy about the release of Vanity Fair's expose and GOOP's inevitable meltdown? Hehehe.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaa...She actually thought people would boycott the Vanity Fair Oscar Party? She's delusional. It's a must attend and everyone clamors for a ticket to that.
ReplyDeleteSuck it up bitch. $5 says she'll be there too if she can. Although one wonders if she will be getting an invitation.
Know what would be funny? If Sean Young waltzed by Gwyneth into the VF party while Gynnie stood outside and watched the schmoozing.
GOOP doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone she doesn't know thinks or says about her.
ReplyDeleteWhen is that Vanity Fair supposed to come out anyway?
ReplyDeletePretty sure Jay-Z posed for that cover before the big Gwyneth thing...
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I hate my iPhone. It is slow. It freezes up. Have another year on my contract. *L*
ReplyDeleteI want to see the look on Goops face when she hears the VF website crashed because so many ppl tried to access the article :,)))
ReplyDeleteMaybe she will release a rap song out of pure panic because she loves rap so much. I imagine it being about veggies with snarky undertones towards VF.its gonna be beautiful!
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