It didn't take Francesca Eastwood long to sour on the institution of marriage. Less than a week after marrying the sweaty brother of Jonah Hill Francesca says that the reason she got married was because she was really drunk and now she regrets it. Drunk in Vegas? Scandalous. I wonder if she had married some hot billionaire if she would still be calling it quits after a week. I'm not saying Francesca is shallow, well yes I am actually because she is. As long as I have known her she has only cared about herself and what she can get out of something so I think that if she had married a hot billionaire she would stay married to the guy or let him make the first move to annul it.
I think Francesca is anti-fat sweaty people so is perfectly willing to throw Jonah's brother under a bus. Drinking can make you do some really crazy things and my impression is that Francesca was hoping she could marry Jonah Hill's brother and that somehow it would remain a secret. When people started talking about it though she got embarrassed and wanted to end it as quickly as possible.
I wouldn't annulled hot billionaire either. You enty, who u fooling
ReplyDeleteYouthful mistake. Now get your shit together.
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ReplyDeleteMeant you too enty
ReplyDeleteAw, I had such hopes for these two crazy kids.
ReplyDeleteShe probably saw his peen pic LOL
ReplyDeleteI suspect she saw a lot more than a pic.
DeleteHe looks like a lip-licking heavy breather too. So..... Cartoon caracter villain. And, gross.
ReplyDeleteLmao!
DeleteGood gawd, Montana, don't make us think of the Vienna sausage at 9:30 in the freakin' morn!
ReplyDeleteHey you haven't really LIVED til you've gone to Vegas, gotten drunk and married a stranger. Lol
ReplyDeleteAt least when she is older she'll have a story for the grand children. Its awkward yet kinda cool to learn that granny was once wild. Your biography / autobiography should b a page Turner.
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Unfortunately she won't have to tell her grandkids the story. They just need to google her and get all the details about what an ass he was and see the pic of his small dick ect ect.
Delete@fancyscreenname I LOVE your avi!!! I have a Dorothy Dandridge obsession.
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DeleteAfter I saw Carmen Jones and saw her Bio on A&E back in the day I've been a fan. I read Donald Bogle's Bio on her years ago. She's one of those tragic beauties. So sad. She's my go to aviation as far as starlets. LOOOOVE that pic of her. I once tried to recreate it , but SHOCKINGLY didn't do her justice. Lol
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@texasrose..
DeleteI keep forgetting about the dreaded GOOGLE. Now we don't have to wait for a life story. It's aaaallll out there. Sad.
Yes a page turner ScreeName. But the story shouldn't be horror!
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DeleteLol
LOL You made me snort coffee, Miz Sherry!
ReplyDeleteI'm a glutton. I didn't click on peen pic but kinda want to.
ReplyDeleteDon't, Reno! Looks just like Vienna sausage, I shit you not!
ReplyDeleteo.O
He looks like an overweight Beavis. Cornholio!!!
ReplyDeleteyeah who didn't see this coming
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a young Rob Ford.
ReplyDeletepicture of his dong NSFW
ReplyDeleteI judged a book by its cover and was TOTALLY right. Thanks for sharing.
DeleteI wouldn't call that a dong, maybe a ding-ding?
ReplyDeleteI don't know much about either of them. It must have been for publicity.
ReplyDeletetypical Las Vegas story! you're drunk,you wed a friend and you divorce discreetly
ReplyDeleteChode is a better word for it than dong I suppose.
ReplyDeleteNo Pip - a choad is a cock that is fatter than long so that is definitely not a choad.,
DeleteShocking. If these two can't make it, what hope does the rest of the world have? :P
ReplyDeleteI think they couldn't consummate the marriage, what with his lil dick and her fat ass and thighs. There was probably friction going on, but not where it needed to be.
ReplyDeleteLOL Count...
ReplyDeleteI think Vegas needs to institute a breathalyzer test before issuing a marriage licence.
ReplyDeleteBut I guess annulments keeps Vegas lawyers busy.
Is this man really named "Jonah Hill's brother?"
ReplyDeleteWe went to the courthouse in Vegas to stand up for our neighbors who were getting married. OMG, the people in line! One couple was still dressed in their evening wear...sparkly strapless dress for her, suit for him, thirty years age difference, and he still held a bucket of quarters.
ReplyDelete@napassasin: +1
ReplyDeleteDon't smoke crack in Vegas, people!
ReplyDeleteJesus, that's one big clitoris.
ReplyDeleteArgh @Meanie You were so right. :(
ReplyDeleteWhat on earth did this guy do to make it okay to post and make fun of his penis while making fun of his weight??? Who even knew who he WAS a week ago? Seriously! I'm guessing Marrying Whilst Fat was his crime.
ReplyDeleteHe did some awful crap to an ex girlfriend, including destroying a decade of artwork she had been storing for her, cheating, emotional abuse. Sounds like a horrible person. The story is on The Dirty. It is causing quite an uproar. Must say I am enjoying it. When I worked in the film industry in HWeird for about two years, everyone behaved like him. Got out quick... out of the frying pan into the fire, but at least I made money, cuz in HWeird, you were lucky to get $200/week in the early 80s. Nooooot quite enough to starve. Anyway. He seems like a total arse and like I said before, he should NEVER have taken a photo of that pathetic peen.
DeleteHE had been storing for HER... OOOPSIE.
DeleteSomeone needs a hug....
ReplyDeleteDoesn't everyone?
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked that this didn't last said no one.
ReplyDeleteIf you think Francesca Eastwood's progeny will be stunned when they Goggle mommy what will Kate Moss's offspring be?