Did Kendall Jenner Select Harry Styles As Her Ray J?
Last night Kendall and her 18 year old nipples went to dinner with Harry Styles. Tell me that Kris Jenner didn't orgasm for a day straight when she found out Harry was taking her daughter out. There is NOTHING in this world that Kris Jenner would love more than a quick Vegas wedding for the couple. Televised of course. They could use a hidden camera or something and really make it special. Immediately following the ceremony the camera would then record the couple having sex. It would make millions and Kris Jenner would pray every night for a little Harry and she wouldn't make him live under the stairs but in the garage with Bruce where they would grow ponytails together and talk about the glory days. Since the baby would have none, Bruce would do all the talking.
She better have a dick for Harry.
ReplyDeleteThis Enty is funny.
ReplyDelete"You know how Harry Styles and Taylor Swift have supposedly been secretly dating again which would defy all logic of the universe?"
ReplyDeleteUm, no, I didn't know that. Because I stopped reading Tiger Beat when I turned 15.
This made me giggle out loud.
DeletePlease not my dimpled crumpet!! How does PMK do this???
ReplyDeleteI haven't heard those rumors. Then again, I don't read J-14.
ReplyDeleteSo Kendall wants to be a beard like Taylor Swift? At least she gets to keep her clothes on. I guess she saw Kim's set-up and thought it was easier in the long run.
ReplyDeleteLol Enty.
ReplyDeleteSecond day in a row we've gotten a post on this twit. I guess now that she is legal there will be one every day, replacing one of her more boring older half sisters--most likely the one that isn't Kim or the tall one.
ReplyDeleteI like the Big Foot sightings the best.
ReplyDeleteHe probably saw her nipples in the media yesterday, saw something he liked, gave her a call yesterday afternoon and they had dinner in the evening. All 5 of them - her two nipples, and Harry's three.
ReplyDeleteEnty's posts used to be somewhat interesting; now, he/she/them/it are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
ReplyDeleteAnd Henriette's right--she better have a dick.
ReplyDeleteHahaha Nutty! Now whenever I see Harry, I'm going to think "nubbin".
ReplyDeleteIt seems that this enty is on PMK speed dial because we get a daily article of the trashians.
ReplyDeleteApparently all of PMK's money makers have been schooled in the use of the strap-on. That skill will come in handy for Kendall, because, you know, Harry is gay.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least the grammar improved.
ReplyDeleteYou are trying really hard to make this Kendall jenner thing happen.
ReplyDeleteMaybe being a beard seems appealing to her.
ReplyDeleteI'm battling the impact of a cretinous liar at work so while posting is rare, thanks to all of you for daily laughs and doses of smart humanity. A few shout outs to VIPBlond, HarryKnuckles, CountJerkula, RenoBlondee, ParisSucksLiterally, TalksTooMuch, JSierra, BartonFink, JasonBlueEyes... Ugly endings to lying stupid bullies!
ReplyDelete@TinselSass
ReplyDeleteHope you get the best of that lowlife….
There always seems to be one at every workplace that makes everyone else miserable .
This is kinda tacky and gross. Really? Trying to make a sex tape happen on a teenaged girl? You can't just report they went on a date. Stop making me defend the Kardashians.
ReplyDeleteI thought he was gay?
ReplyDeleteJust a publicity stunt to get attention. Didn't the other young Jenner girl also date a pop star for a heartbeat awhile ago?
ReplyDeleteBecause they both look so thrilled
ReplyDeleteGood luck @Tinsel! Sorry about the jerk!
ReplyDeleteThanks @MISCH and @Renoblondee... I have a low threshold for stupid bully liars but good gigs are not easy to find... Onward!
ReplyDeleteSome people are desperate for Harry Styles to be gay...
ReplyDeleteWhat no shout out to Sherry? God I must be boring..Oh well.. Good luck with the jerk TinselSass!
ReplyDeleteI seriously wonder if anyone in the public eye is actually really dating. So cynical now.
And in other news, kylie Jenner and will smiths kid were spotted leaving a Scientology centre in LA where they had just spent 2 hours. PMK has clearly been working overtime on making these two kids interesting now that Kim has gone into semi retirement
ReplyDeletewonder if we can have a Kardashian free February again like last year. Please, Enty, Please
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