In a statement written by her mother who Courtney Stodden likes to call her people she says that the reason she is getting divorced is that she married young. No! Shocker. The fact she married someone literally old enough to be her great-grandfather presuming of course repeated 16 year old pregnancies which is not out of the question in this family and you see what the problem might be. Oh, if you throw in the fact that the 50 something has some fetishes that most 16 year old kids are unprepared to handle and you have a recipe for disaster.
What makes the statement more funny considering it was written by Courtney's mother is that Courtney's mother is the one who signed off on Courtney getting married. Did she think it was going to last? Heck no. She knew it would last long enough to give her daughter fame and money and that in a few years when Courtney was ready for her life's calling as a hooker or porn star Courtney would be ready. Now that time has come grasshopper.
How I will ever make it in a relationship, if these two can't?
ReplyDeleteReally ? I tend to think he couldn't deliver in his promises to her….
ReplyDeleteWhy are these people even relevant?
ReplyDeleteThey lasted longer than we thought.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised people are still talking about this low rent hussy.
ReplyDeletezzzzzzzzzzz
Well at least it's not him leaving her because she "aged" out.
ReplyDeleteHer hair and skin match.
ReplyDeleteI kinda liked her on Big Brother. She's not as stupid as she pretends.
ReplyDeleteEnty needs to publish which payrolls this site is on and put their stories in a seperate section so we don't have to see them. Krap family, Snooki, Stodden, E, etc...
ReplyDeleteWhat if Doug was the only thing keeping her from being a much worse nightmare than she already is?
ReplyDeleteFingers crossed.
Seems like Big Brother is the best thing that ever happened to her. It kinda was her version of going to college and finding herself. Too bad it didn't happen before she got those hideous implants. :/
ReplyDeleteOrvilla your Avi is scaring me....
ReplyDeleteYeah nothing to see here, everyone move along. It was going to happen sooner or later. NOT surprised at all.
Um... what's the story, morning glory? There's nothing here we don't already know...
ReplyDeleteHe knew the score too. He used the fameboost too.
ReplyDeletegood..HE CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUTTTT
ReplyDeleteI know I'm in the minority here but I kinda like her. And @Basil I agree. She was sweet on CBB.
ReplyDeleteI hope that maybe now she's away from him she can grow up a bit.
And in other news the sky is blue and the sun rises in the east ....
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't say I like or dislike her. I would like to bring her home, wash all that makeup off her face, and buy her some clothes that don't scream hooker. Oh, and correct her of her "sexy" facial expressions.
ReplyDeleteI look at that pic and all I can think is if Anna Nicole smoked crack instead of gobbled pills, that is what she'd have looked like.
ReplyDelete@sherry ;)
ReplyDeleteShe must've been married before then, as she looked at least 30 when she married Doug.
ReplyDelete👍 Count. Nailed it! She's the crackier, or methier, version of Anna Nicole. Except I liked ANS.
ReplyDelete@di butler, agreement - ANS had a likability to her. Courtney Stodden ... not so much.
ReplyDeleteExcept for her underrated body of musical offerings: 'don't blame it on me, girl' should have been an instant underground feminist anthem. I'm humming it right now.