The singer was n court because he is a woman beater who keeps beating the crap out of women close to him and then not fulfilling the terms of his probation. Five days ago the singer tweeted that he was pain free and was not using a cane or walker and felt great. He celebrated by finding some women to beat. OK, the last part is not true. Probably. Yesterday in court he showed up pushing the walker and used it in the court room in front of the judge when he got his case continued until January. After he left the courtroom though he ditched the walker as he ran up the stairs and only started using it again when a reporter spotted him.
He is such a jerk and an a-hole and the guy needs to go to jail. Hopefully someone in the probation department will bring all of this to the attention of the judge and the guy will do some jail time.
They need to lock....HIM UP.
ReplyDeleteWow he got big. High school crush sooooo over!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow...back in the nineties I wanted to sex him up, now...not so much.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like an obese Alec Baldwin.
ReplyDeleteColor Me Fatt
DeleteThe extra letter is essential!
DeleteLol@Fancy not at all would be your response now !!!
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he ate the other members.
ReplyDeleteI doubt he 'ran' up the stairs, though. Looks like his running days are long gone.
Was he the George Michael one? I only knew him, the black guy, and the one looked like Kenny G.
ReplyDeleteUgh, I'm assuming he's not touring anymore cause he's bigger than precious. Like I say about my high school bf "dodged a bullet with that one".
ReplyDeleteHe ate the other members - LOL, Bacon Ranch!
ReplyDeleteColor Me Badd was a major one-hit wonder, and I believe a major inspiration for the popular online video, 'D**k in a Box.'
Dj stop the record. @Nutty, did you say ONE HIT WONDER? Have you forgotten about All 4 Love and I Adore, Mi Amore?
DeleteThese thrusting man-gods of the 90s were plucked directly from a neon-colored heaven.
@Kristin and @Henriette, you are absolutely right. They did have an entire hit album of honey-tounged 90s love songs, not just one hit single. And I actually owned that album!
DeleteI still maintain that they were the inspiration for D**k in a box, particularly the guy with the square haircut and round moustache.
@Nutty You're probably right about Dick in a Box. Their cultural influence knows no limits.
DeleteHe looks like he's going into Val Kilmer moomoo territory now.
ReplyDelete@Henriette, yes, he was the George Michael one.
ReplyDeleteThe Kenny G one is now a successful music producer.
The black guy and the anonymous one became Christian singers.
Source: Color Me Badd: Where are they now?
Whoa.. he unrecognizable from his heyday as a singer. Unreal.
ReplyDeleteAh, the pity ploy. Common tactic. Followed by duping delight. No doubt this guy is glib and superficial. Put him away!
ReplyDeleteThey were a one album wonder, which rarer than being a one hit wonder.
ReplyDeleteThey've come a long way from that guest appearance on "90210."
ReplyDelete@MBK, I'd forgotten all about that! Didn't they play at the Peach Pit?
DeleteI am shocked that there are women with low enough self esteem to go out with this guy.
ReplyDeleteI find it hard to believe, out of all the nitpicking that goes on here, I am the only one bothered by the fact enty said a fake walker, when clearly it is a real walker/exaggerated injury. I need a life.
ReplyDeleteHahahaaa! OMG! I thought those guys were so incredibly lame back then, and now I guess I was right! Thank God I was just a few years too old to take them seriously. #BowieRules
ReplyDeleteI'd like to know how many of you look as good as you did 20 years ago. Post some before and afters and then you can snark on this dude all you want. He is an asshole, no two ways about that (but he's from Oklahoma - that's kind of what you get). But so what if he put on some weight.
ReplyDeleteAwww...someone needs a hug. How precious. Come here. Throw your thick beefy arms around my middle aged spread and we'll weep together.
ReplyDelete(Eye roll)
Isn't it just ASSUMED that we are all past our '90's glory?
Does spending too much time on a gossip blog shrink testicles?
Does someone need a shot of testosterone?
1. I've managed to use the word testicles twice in one day (perhaps its time to get laid?)
2. I'm dissing someone (not really..hehehe) and can't seem to find the right spelling of testesterone. My spell check does not recognize whatever the hell I just spelled.
Disclaimer: this post is not directed towards u Lucas. I'm talking to that other overly-sensitive estrogen filled panty wearing bitchy Guy.
;^D
I'm not past my 90's glory. I am over weight, but less over weight than I was when I graduated high school in 1993. The gray in my beard and speckled in my hair just displays my experience and maturity, making it more likely I can bang 20somethings than when I was 20 something.
ReplyDeleteAnd Lucas is about the kindest person here. He constantly defends women and speaks out for victims of child abuse. To go after him now, because he happened to defend a MAN's weight, shows your true colors as a staunch MANsogynist and is deplorable. Add in the fact that you went into another thread to say Lucas is on his period is just childish.
Seriously @count...
DeleteTHAT was "deplorable"
Jeez didn't know guys were that sensitive.
But, oh yeah, you're ...
Nevermind. YOUR post is very, um, TELLING.
Maybe i shoul hand u a snickers, cause according to the commercials it turns male divas back into regular guys.
Perhaps you would prefer a WHORE joke to lighten the mood?
@count....
DeleteAnd I don't believe for a second u r still holding it together FULLY since the '90's.
If u still look the same u were probably a hot mess back then as well.
;^)
Women beaters are disgusting. That is all.
ReplyDeleteIn all the prison movies I've seen the corridors and cell blocks were wide enough to allow walkers. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteoh how the mighty have FALLEN bwhahahaha
ReplyDelete@Count, I think the word you are looking for is Misandry? MIS=dislike, GYN=women/girls, MAN=of hand, AND=men/boys.
ReplyDeleteJust an FYI ;)
@Fancy: I am not currently nor ever would have been considered hot. I've been a steady mediocre for quite some time.
ReplyDelete@count...
DeleteNo sweetie. Hot MESS.
MESS being the operable word.
HA HA HA HA!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
I love the fact that the dumpy, fat yenta's on this blog are ragging on this guy's looks.
Wow.
Count did you say beard? Magic words to a vagina
ReplyDeleteHo..Lee..Shit!
ReplyDeleteSo THIS is the subject that gets guys upset? We can rag on fat chicks and old chicks all FUCKING day! But DON'T make fun of a fat Guy?
SERIOUSLY?
LOOSEN YER GIRDLES "gentlemen". Its a fucking gossip blog! Perhaps u fuckers should b out somewhere playing football, you know, with more thick skinned VIRLE MALES.
the kind of men who stink cause they've been OUT FUCING SIDE playing sports all day an not cause they've been sitting on their fat asses surfing porn and hanging out on gossip blogs.
Now if this was a story about Stacy Q and she now looked like the old Rosanne Barr (yes, I'm old) the Guys would b taking shots at her. Stacy Q was a tall, bony, cute lil thing back in the day.
ReplyDeleteIf shed morphed into Janna the Hut, guys would b laughing their asses off and making crude comments.
Eat it fellas. Or should it be assumed that u already are off somewhere eating?
Tehehehe ...
I keed, I keed...
;^)
Or do I?...
>:^(
@Fancy: I never took a shot at a big woman on here.
ReplyDelete@JSierra: Yes, beard. I had about 6" hanging off my chin and the rest shorter, but I got it all trimmed down to the same size for the holidays, when I got a hair cut last week.
@count...I've seen your early "work" on this blog. Haven't noticed any fat jokes in the ladies here, but other nastiness insinuated at the collection of us before u simmered down an developed a following.
DeleteDon't know who is fat here or not. Just poking fun a Lucas for being sensitive.
Didn't know this subject was an Achilles heel for the guys.
Go figure ......
Plot synopsis from the pinnacle of Color Me Badd's career, their 90210 guest appearance-
ReplyDeleteDonna Martin is a big fan, and discovers what hotel they're staying at. She convinces Kelly Taylor to go there with her and stalk them. But while the girls are stalking away, Donna gets an unexpected surprise when she sees her mom coming out of a hotel room sucking face with some dude who is not her dad. She and mom have a confrontation and she forgets all about poor Color Me Badd's. Meanwhile Kelly wanders off, finds and flirts with Color Me Badd's and they serenade her with whatever hit they had at the time.
I have no idea how I remember this, but you're welcome!
Actually @fancyscreenname - I stick up for women getting shit for packing on the pounds too. I see that you have a low opinion of men, and I am sorry that so many of them in your life have treated you so poorly that you have decided all of us behave that way.
ReplyDeleteAnd if the best insult you have for me is that I am a woman, like yourself, then what are we assume your self-image is like?
I love men. You haven't seen my lustful posts?
DeleteJeez...
I was kidding. Sorry that this is your Achilles heel. I'm sure your balls are fine and filled to the brim with testesteroni?
I cannto spell that damn word!
PS...if my self image is low I would have whined about some of the stuff Ive seen posted here LONG AGO. Some of the mean stuff here applies to me, but I don't care. I'm not going to run in a thread and tell people not to talk about this or that, I'm smart enough not to out myself.
@Lucas...
DeleteHe's a dick is he a fat dick? Yes even if he was muscles and hotness he would still be a dick
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with the justice system? If in fact he has beaten all these different women, why doesn't he ever have to go to jail?!?!?! Walker or not, if you beat ppl (make or female) I thought that was a crime. I don't give a shit what he looks like....he needs a beat down.
ReplyDeleteI will say that usually the fat-shaming will get shut down pretty quick if it is for a woman (think defending Melissa McCarthy) but people were rolling pretty deep in making fun of the portly fella above. And female fat shamers don't usually use "you're sensitive so you must be even more fat than I thought, bwawhaha!!" as a defense, so there's that.
ReplyDeleteOne word: IDIOT.
ReplyDeleteI looked on the Color Me Badd website and someone asked why Bryan wasn't in the group. They said tactfully he was 'doing other ventures'.
ReplyDeleteIrregardless of this man's weight, women beaters are bottom feeders. Child abusers are the only thing lower.
Too bad Mike Brady wasn't present to expose his fraudulent walker.
ReplyDeleteA fat kiddie fucker should slim the hell down before getting his dick cut off.
ReplyDeleteNever heard Lucas make a joke about an insensitive testosterone filled boxer brief wearing diva chick who needs snickers and estrogen shots.
ReplyDelete@scout...
DeleteI'm allergic to bad jokes. Your attempt at humor is making me itch.
If you're gonna make a funny, at least invent your own.
Get off my coattail.
Rehashing my jokes are LAME!
;^)
***Is LAME.
DeleteMales don't like FEMALE locker room humor?
Fuck out of here....
Your insults don't make him any less gross, deal with it.
Is it shocking that some women find a Guy like that unappealing?
He beats women! FUCK HIM!
ReplyDeleteIF ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR C BROWN ITS TWICE AS GOOD FOR HIS FAT ASS!
Apparently it's WineOClock somewhere!
ReplyDelete@TTM
Deletea lame drunk joke. REALLY?
(Eye roll)
If u wanna enter the melee u have to come better than a wine-o-clock joke.
Its already been done chica.
;^)
I would like to state that my comment was directed at his history of beating women, not his size.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, fancy, you're writing guidelines now! Must there be lots of spaces
ReplyDeleteto make my post look more important? Do I hafta use every symbol
on my keyboard?^&:/ €£
Is it completely necessary to write out actions
(thoughtfully thumbing phone)
and switch back and forth between trying to sound cute, o u!! and overly articulate??
Lemme know, kay?
Talking about lame
$^&*^^
@TTM
DeleteOMG you r m the mood to argue. How cute!
I think people would be shut down quicker if they were making fat jokes about a woman. Lucas does make a good point.
ReplyDeletePip...he actually went the route of questioning our looks. If people wanna rag on a guys looks who beats women I see no problem.
DeleteHe's an awful guy. Which cares if people make fun of his weight?
Why should the commenters feel bad about snarking on thus guy?
All snark is created equal. At least it SHOULD be.
Color Me Black and Blue
ReplyDeleteAckshully fancy
ReplyDeletewhat Lucas was saying was the usual: don't be a hypocrite
and with female fat shamers, usually there is a piling on top of the shamer, not the defender of the plump
but that's the kool
$/&_%%%%^^ ;) , ()*£
thing about what you're doing! You're saying it's okay for YOU to do it while saying that Lucas being a delicate snickers-eating flower is the problem
Usually a-holes like Jay GTFO sooner rather than later, you know?
wow
this weird long broken-up posting is a PITA, why doncha just try being funny, girl?
@ttm
DeleteWhere are you bleeding hearts at when skinny women are shamed? NONE of u jump to their defense. I'm the only one that has made mention of the skinny girl shaming. Its never okay to make fun of the fat, but it okay to mock the skinny?
I don't see u on those threads. If we can call skinny chicks anorexic then we can call out the obese!
Turnabout is fair play, fancyscreenname. In your own words, "deal with it."
ReplyDelete@scout/ttm
ReplyDeleteNo worries. No wrinkles in the satin. No dents in the armor and the Teflon is as smooth as evah!
;^)
Jesus, and he used to be the hot one in the group bye bye 90's
ReplyDelete@ fancy: I hate to invoke the Rach_Around, but her and yvettie usually take care of the skinny-shamers
ReplyDelete@ttm
ReplyDeleteNever noticed that rach and yvettie stuck up for the skinny gals. I just got really annoyed one day on a thread. With the "eat a Burger "/anorexia jokes that were being tossed around so carelessly. I felt it was rude to make fun of anorexia, which is a legitimate mental issue. I did not like the double standard.
This is a gossip blog. Most of us are here frequently. Either we snarky at it all, or let it be known where the lines are. There aré more lines than when I joined. But that's ok with me.
I was kidding with Lucas, but counts comment irked me. I remember when he first started posting here, he said whatever the hell he wanted and I thought him a bit rude to b around a collection of 35+ women. But the women seemed to b ok with it so its not my battle. I left it alone.
I'm a silly woman I post ridiculous stuff most of the time. Pay me no mind.
Come on, Fancy, it's past time for your meds.
ReplyDeleteMuahahhahahaha!
ReplyDeleteHit a nerve, hmmm?
Turbocunt.
Glad there is some one left that I can still irk :)
ReplyDeleteHere is a whore joke for ya:
Dude makes some money playing black jack in Atlantic City, so he goes looking for a blow job. He finds a whore on the street and asks her how much for a blow job. So she says to him, "See that Benz over there? I own it, paid cash. I give the best blow job in Jersey. It will be $300."
The guy figures, fuck it, it is only the casino's money. They go in the Benz and he gets the best BJ ever.
Couple weeks later he hits it big at the tables and he starts wandering the streets looking for this whore. Eventually he finds her. "Hey whore, I hit it big tonight, and I want some pussy."
She says to him, "You see that building over there.." He cuts her off and asks if she owned it. "No, but if I had a pussy I would."
@count..
Delete( crickets)
Slow clap...
That was pretty awesome. Good night.
( tips hat)
@bratty
ReplyDeleteNo nerves have been struck. U r a coward. This is probably your aggressive account. Lol
U have been lurking all day and don't want to post under your regular account. U plan on having me up all night arguing. Not falling for it. I'm done. Will definitely b back tomorrow.
Have yourself a wonderful night shit head. Fucking Coward!
Lol
Does Bratty's comment mean I have made Turbocunt happen?
ReplyDeleteI saw someone use Fugazi Enty the other day and smiled.
If only people would stop telling me "misandry" is a word I could make MANsogynist happen.
Only other whore joke I can think of is: What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a whore with diarrhea? The epileptic shucks between fits.
ReplyDelete@count
ReplyDeleteTurbocunt is an awesome insult. Its actually pretty funny. I'm just immature enough to appreciate it. Time for arsenio. I gotta go.
Its wine-o-clock here.
Lol
@fancy: no worries, I am always ridic myself. I know it's more socially acceptable to be making fun of a dude's weight or a woman being thin, just don't like the double standard. Plus I like em chunky. Standing up for the big fella since 72!
ReplyDelete"Irregardless" is a horrible word, which is still not recognized as a word in standard English. The word should be "regardless." Using the prefix "ir" with the suffix "less" makes it a double negative.
ReplyDeleteI practice at this court and before this judge. She's seen the news, I'm sure. However, she is a stickler for following the law and putting aside her own feelings. The real issue is whether the ADA ( a swell gal) will push the issue. His lawyer is a good guy and will try to work something out before it goes back to Napoli. There really isn't a probation department for this type of thing, so there will only be a rec from the ADA.
ReplyDeleteI practice at this court and before this judge. She's seen the news, I'm sure. However, she is a stickler for following the law and putting aside her own feelings. The real issue is whether the ADA ( a swell gal) will push the issue. His lawyer is a good guy and will try to work something out before it goes back to Napoli. There really isn't a probation department for this type of thing, so there will only be a rec from the ADA.
ReplyDelete