Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Chief Keef Has Another Baby

Apparently Chief Keef has not learned the meaning of the word condom or the phrase passed drug test. The 18 year old has just been ordered to pay another woman child support to the tune of $2500 a month plus an additional lump sum of $25K for her 10 month old child. That means she got pregnant about 20 months ago when Keef was about 16. I hope someone has had a talk to this guy about unprotected sex. I don't think anyone has sat him down and said that $2500 a month times two babies is $5000 a month which is $60K a year times 18 years is $1,080,000 just for the two kids he has right now. So, considering he was 16 at the time I'm guessing he lasted about 30 seconds when he had sex so they were probably some of the more expensive orgasms a 16 year old has ever had.

Chief is in rehab right now. Hopefully not making more babies.


22 comments:

  1. As God is my witness I read this as him having another body.

    $2500 a month seems a bit extreme.

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    1. Hahahaha.
      Good use of "as god as my witness"

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  2. He and Courtney Stodden should be crowned The Oldest Looking Teenagers in the World.

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  3. That's a rough looking arm.

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  4. Isn't he gay? That would be one expensive experiment.

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  5. I hate these irresponsible pieces of shit with just enough money that the consequences of their baby mama culture are minimized (athletes, celebs ect) because for each one of them with $$$ there are hundreds of losers that act just as irresponsible which leaves many negative consequences for society.

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  6. This is not even the sickest part. The mother of his first child was in middle school when she had his first child.

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  7. I don't know who this bloke is but thanks for the info.

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  8. Who the fuck is Chief Keef? What is a keef?

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  9. My 17 year old has been bugging me this week - messy bedroom and monosyllabic answers. Must remember to be grateful for small mercies.

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  10. Anonymous7:10 AM

    What a Tool ...

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  11. Excellent assessment Paint Chips.
    I thought this was an old man.

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  12. Who is this? He sounds like the hip hop version of Justin Beiber.

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  13. Anonymous7:37 AM

    Maybe he hypnotized the young lasses with his zombie eye. He's got a serious Medusa thing going on.

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  14. Babies making babies. Nothing new under the sun

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    1. So true Eros. Maybe MTV will option a show about his life - Teen Dad.

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  15. Yeah, he looks old and used up already, whoever the hell he is.

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  16. @Pip, right? I thought Queef!

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  17. Wondering (along with most everybody else) who the eff Chief Queef is and how he can afford $5000 a month child support????

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  18. Good luck with that. I feel sorry for the children of whatever "women" slept with this "guy".

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  19. Dammit, I need to get knocked up by a celebrity...

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