#1 - This game show host thinks of himself as a rock star and loves nothing more than to find groupies of the show he can take back to his dressing room so he can get some rock star treatment if you know what I mean.
Let's play a little game called "Calm the Fuck Down." Warecat is our first contestant. Parma is not that bad. Granted, most of NE Ohio is a scorched pile of crippling poverty and depression, but there are some good people there.
I can't believe I just defended KStew and Cleveland within a 1-hour timeframe. If I start mumbling about Juluanne Hough and bleed from my eyeballs, you all know why.
oh, Kristin take a fukn' joke. i was born & raised in Cleveland. we bust balls on Parma for the highest rated meth lab busts to date for the state of Ohio. Lorain is the highest rated county for STD's for the state of Ohio.
Uhhh, yeah? And this is different from every single other dude in the business? Getting laid is the motivation for fame, next to the $$$$. Get it, Drew!
Meh. He's a marine, he's single, he's on a show that he can host well into his 80's, and college chicks love him. Let him have some fun. He's not hurting anyone.
While he may not be from Cleveland, but Parma, at least he's not from Steubenville.
i knew a guy who killed a guy in cleveland. blew his face off and left him in the street. he did that bc the guy blew his buddys face off. he dumped his buddys body in the river.
Price is Right has groupies?
ReplyDeleteNM, I bet they do and I don't want to think about that.
Ugh.
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of all us overly pale, talentless Clevelanders GET IT, CAREY.
ReplyDeleteI am not one of you, but your response made me smile. :0)
DeleteI thought he was engaged?
ReplyDeleteWell it was either him or Bob Barker.
ReplyDeleteI hope for everyones sake the groupies are the college girls that are showing up on the show more and more.
ReplyDeleteHe's good people, so he gets a pass.
ReplyDeletethis asshole was from Parma, not Cleveland.
ReplyDeleteHUGE difference!
i wld purposely o'd if i had to live in the trash capital that is Parma, Ohio.
Let's play a little game called "Calm the Fuck Down." Warecat is our first contestant. Parma is not that bad. Granted, most of NE Ohio is a scorched pile of crippling poverty and depression, but there are some good people there.
DeleteI can't believe I just defended KStew and Cleveland within a 1-hour timeframe. If I start mumbling about Juluanne Hough and bleed from my eyeballs, you all know why.
DeleteI once stayed in Ashtubula, Ohio during a road trip. What a shithole that place was!
DeleteEmergency instructions for bleeding eyeballs
Good looking out, Sugar!
DeleteI live in Youngstown, the shithole of all shitholes. Really, we won highest murder per capita twice. Being an hour from Cleveland doesn't help.
DeleteI live in Youngstown, the shithole of all shitholes. Really, we won highest murder per capita twice. Being an hour from Cleveland doesn't help.
DeleteGoddam, calm the fuck down turbo!
ReplyDeleteBob Barker should be there to remind Drew to get them spayed and neutered
ReplyDeleteCOME ON DOWN!
ReplyDeleteDetroit isn't that far away.
ReplyDeleteMaybe a Showcase all expenses paid trip from Parma?
<3 Seven, Love your images!!
oh, Kristin take a fukn' joke.
ReplyDeletei was born & raised in Cleveland.
we bust balls on Parma for the highest rated meth lab busts to date for the state of Ohio.
Lorain is the highest rated county for STD's for the state of Ohio.
its Ohio babe.
u need humour to live here.
My bad. I've heard a lot of jokes about Cleveland in my lifetime but can't say I've heard the suicides ones. Must be losing my touch
DeleteParma.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious because its true.
Delete@WareCat, that was hilarious!
ReplyDelete@Bacon, :D
true dat Johnny Dangerously.
ReplyDeletei will refrain from suicide jokes, for Kristin's sake.
but i refuse to say Parma has good ppl.
Drew Carey is my big American celebrity crush (tied with Matthew Perry, I'd say).
ReplyDeleteWait, that made no sense. Tied with Matthew Perry, who is of course Canadian. My point was just that I have a HUGE British list, too.
ReplyDeleteSorry. As you were.
WareCat, that was great.I have family in Gahanna-its not much better.
ReplyDeleteUhhh, yeah? And this is different from every single other dude in the business? Getting laid is the motivation for fame, next to the $$$$. Get it, Drew!
ReplyDeleteDrew is adorable. I also suspect he's into some weird shit (just a feeling, no basis for it) but, hey, whatever floats his boat.
ReplyDeleteOh. Ew. God!! I can't wash my mind's eye, you know.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he has the price is right groupies take their dentures out before blowing him?
ReplyDeleteUmmm, isn't this what ALL men with any talent, television shows, power do?????????!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Drew, Go Drew, gettin bjs, from the groupies...
ReplyDeleteMeh. He's a marine, he's single, he's on a show that he can host well into his 80's, and college chicks love him. Let him have some fun. He's not hurting anyone.
ReplyDeleteWhile he may not be from Cleveland, but Parma, at least he's not from Steubenville.
i knew a guy who killed a guy in cleveland. blew his face off and left him in the street. he did that bc the guy blew his buddys face off. he dumped his buddys body in the river.
ReplyDelete