May 23, 2013
This A list rapper said it was worth it to him because he always wanted to have sex with this former A list reality star/celebrity and now just an annoying name. Plus, if he makes a few bucks, then it will be a win/win. It is never a win/win when you have sex with her. Ever.
Lil Wayne/Paris Hilton
That is a traumatic picture left in my head Enty!
ReplyDeleteOh, Sweet Jeebus! Please say there's no sex tape of this being released.
ReplyDeletesure he has everything she has
ReplyDeleteOh how I wish I could unread that.
ReplyDeleteno winners here
ReplyDeleteWorth it to him? I guess if you want to be known for creating a new, antibiotic-resistant superbug.
ReplyDeleteWell...guess I'll be looking for that brain bleach right about now.
ReplyDeletewhy to pay for having sex with Paris? it's free when you're a celebrity
ReplyDeleteForget the brain bleach, somebody give me a freaking lobotomy STAT!!
ReplyDeleteEEEEuuuwwww, I cannot believe she fucked Lil Wayne. I can see why he'd fuck her.
ReplyDelete& her single tanked!! Ha! Guess its more like a lose/lose huh, wheezy?
ReplyDeleteIs he the one that looks like a gremlin? Ugh just ugh. Yeah pass the brain bleach.
ReplyDeleteReally need the brain bleach now! ugh!
ReplyDeleteReally need the brain bleach now! ugh!
ReplyDeleteEven Adam Levine wants to know
ReplyDeleteIn her only role which mattered, Paris Hilton took it like a dead, disinterested fish.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't look like a wise investment.
I never paid attention to Lil Wayne, just thought he had too many tats. Then I saw him holding a guitar in a performance on some award show and he started playing air guitar like he was rocking out. After that I been wishing he ODs on sizzurp.
ReplyDeleteFor all the drugs she's done, Paris has aged very well. Especially when compared to Lohan.
Don't worry, Count. He hasn't stopped. I'm putting him up high on the Dead Pool for next year, and I've been doing great for last 3 yrs. It's only a matter of time.
DeleteThis is like that old joke 'you cannot get AIDS twice'.
ReplyDeleteCount, he will OD on Sizzurp. According to my celeb death chart, I have him dying in Feb 2015, right after Kirk Douglas.
ReplyDelete@menadensch: awesome.
DeleteExplains why he went to Hospital not to long ago.
ReplyDeletethat song they did together OMG
ReplyDeleteI have respect for Lil Wayne as an artist, but find him about as sexually appealing as box of scabs. Let this be a lesson to up and coming fame chasers: right now it's all James Francos and John Mayers, some day it could be gremlins.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine from Belgium made a remark about how lucky Afrojack was to be schtupping Paris Hilton. I couldn't believe my eyes. It made even less sense that his friends/fans responded with similar statements.
ReplyDeleteI am pretty sure they can read English, so I am not sure why they don't think she's as vile as we do.
Paris Hilton played it like a porn whore. She held out on going interracial for awhile, allegedly dropping lines something like touching black people is yucky, then BOOM, she wraps her vagina around one when it will pop her sagging Q rating.
ReplyDeletenot enough brain bleach in the world. they'd breed a superstrain of herp together. Think of the children!!!
ReplyDeleteNo where does it say they ACTUALLY had sex. Proof or GTFO.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping c17 is right. They were out of brain bleach at the store.
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