Blind Items Revealed
May 14, 2008
I didn't know she had it in her, and I'm still trying to figure out where she learned it. Oh, I guess you would like to know who and what I'm talking about. So, this breakup that you have been hearing about in the past couple of days? You know the big one. Anyway, from what I have been told, the reason they broke up is because she was too kinky for him. Her? I know. Unbelievable. What I guess finally drove him away was the fact that she is a big fan of erotic asphyxiation. She loves having it done to her to the point of passing out. He tried it once. Freaked him out, so he left because she wanted it most of the time. What I can't figure out is who taught it to her? I doubt she reads so someone must have done it with her.
Jessica Simpson
John Mayer for the one that taught her?
ReplyDeleteDamn @anna you beat me too it.
ReplyDeleteor her Dad..*side eye*
Best reply today.
DeleteWhat a trick to want to know :(
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like bullshit - there was just a reveal about Romo breaking up with her where he filmed a sex session with a Jessica simpson lookalike and left it for her to see - doesn't sound like he would be freaked out by that - I don't remember exactly why that blind said they broke up but think it was that she wasn't freaky enough for him. I'm going to try to find it.
ReplyDeleteOOC, who was she seeing in late 2007-early2008?
ReplyDeleteTimelines don't add up. She was dating Romo from 07-09. That said will go with John Mayer for the one who left (06-07). Adam Levine as the boyfriend who introduced her (04-06).
ReplyDelete@V she dated Levine? Learn something everyday.
Delete@V I like your guess better. Pretty sure it wasn't Nick. Or could it have been Johnny Knoxville?
DeleteFreya - Knoxville is a good candidate too ;)
DeleteDifferent strokes for different folks. ;)
ReplyDeleteDifferent chokes maybe :p
DeleteHer Dad is gay, though, so I highly doubt he taught her! LOL
ReplyDeleteFrom August 2006-May 2007 she dated John Mayer, then from November 2007-July 2009 she dated Tony Romo, so it would have been Mayer who taught her that little trick (freak). Romo would have been the one scared off by it.
ReplyDeleteThe blind is from 2008, Romo and Jessica were still together. Since details have been known to be fudged, I went with Mayer/Levine. Especially since John Mayer has a kinkster rep...it would be very surprising that he left her for being too kinky.
DeleteWho woulda thunk that Ms Virgin Mary would like to be pooped on and choked during a romp sesh.
ReplyDeleteDamn, she's dated some hot men!!
ReplyDeleteThat's hot!
ReplyDeletePretty sure it was Bam Margera who introduced her to it.
ReplyDelete^^prize winner above
ReplyDeleteMaybe Billy Corgan, though I think he came onto the scene later. (and briefly)
ReplyDeleteI think I've finally figured this out- I still think blind is bullshit but here goes. She broke up with mayer in may 2007. Started dating romo end of 2007. There were stories and rumors that romo and her broke up in may 2008 but they were bullshit- they stayed together and didn't really break up until 2009. So it is bs or he got used to it for another year or she gave it up if it freaked him out - in any case sounds like a wild rumor and probably bullshit.
ReplyDeleteI second the Bam guess.
ReplyDeleteWhaaat? Whatever man
ReplyDeleteWhaaaaaaaaattt!???!?!?!?! WOW, I wouldn't of ever even considered her for this.
ReplyDeleteSide note: I hope it's not true, that dingy girls brain needs all the oxygen it can get!!!!!
I don't think she "dated" Adam Levine. I thought it was just a hook up or two.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am thinking the best time to poop on her is when she is just about passed out.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Lutefisk...you're thinking about this just a little tooooo much.
ReplyDeleteI cannot ever imagine wanting to do that.
ReplyDeleteMeanie, it makes sense. She was lying there passed out in the throes of passion, and John Mayor took advantage of the opportunity to um, relieve himself. Other than that, I have nothing. I admit, this is not my expertise.
ReplyDeleteI could totally see chokimg her quiet, as moron yapping can be irratating, but choked to passing out during sex, I couldn't do that either. I don't wanna be on the front page of the paper when shit goes a step too far.
ReplyDeleteYou know, people's taste in sexual matters change sometimes. I'm not necessarily into now, what I was into in my 20's. Maybe having kids changed her flavors.
ReplyDeleteLet's all remember that Mayer called her sexual napalm. That meant something.
ReplyDeleteAnd I too thought she wad just a Levine groupie. They didn't date per se, just hooked up
I think Jessica has a whole lot of people fooled. I don't think she's PhD material, but I do think she's smarter than people think she is. And apparently kinkier.
ReplyDeleteUh…wait. What's with the poop chat? Did Mayer poop on somebody???
ReplyDeleteI think he pooped on whoever let him.
ReplyDeleteHe's a scat cat!
ReplyDeleteOne name: David Carradine. where does dancing with death become fun? Def never thought she had it in her!
ReplyDeleteDavid Carradine and Michael Hutchence
DeleteEwwww... Poor Katy Perry!
ReplyDeleteI dont believe this blind about Jessica. On her Newlyweds tv show she always hated having sex and said she only does it if she has to do it.
ReplyDeleteher brains in her pussy!
ReplyDeletealways works