January 17, 2008
Who would have thought that the death of a Japanese tycoon could have an effect on a Hollywood marriage. About two months ago a Japanese tycoon died. About two weeks ago the husband of our gorgeous, foreign born, B list film actress answered the phone to discover that the tycoon had left his actress wife almost $5M in his will. The husband had never heard of the guy and assumed there had been some mistake. Yes, his wife was a famous actress but no one just leaves that much money to someone they have never met. Well, when he mentioned it to this wife he could tell she did know the tycoon. How did she know him and what made him leave his wife $5M? Turns out that the wife had met the tycoon when she was just starting out in the business and had spent some time with him on several occasions. When I say spending time, I think you know what I am getting at. Apparently our actress must have left quite an impression with her interpersonal skills. The husband wasn't really that upset about his wife's past. He may have been more so if he knew that she had seen the tycoon once or twice after her marriage.
Catherine Zeta Jones
I guess that prenup didn't mention her cheating.
ReplyDeleteThen again, it did net her 5 mill...
I have a hard time believing that anyone would disclose that information over the phone to someone that is NOT the beneficiary.
ReplyDeleteFun little blind though!
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ReplyDelete@Ginger--whatever...details, details. ;)
ReplyDeleteOoh, is this the reason behind their split? They did split, right?
ReplyDeleteCould be mistaken but I believe I saw in in DM that they were gettin bac together.
DeleteHow any woman with a functioning va ja ja is poor is beyond me! Ladies you're sitting on GOLD! Keep it tight and keep it right and $5M is just one reverse cowgirl away!
ReplyDelete@single, this cracked me up!
DeleteWhy you are single is one of the greatest wonders of the world.
ReplyDeleteI do love someone with good interpersonal skills. It's so often overlooked, no?
ReplyDeleteDefine "starting out": in Hollywood? Before the 'Darling Buds of May'? When she was a 10-year-old child in "Annie"?
ReplyDeleteif only that were true Single
ReplyDeleteThe tycoon got her at her peak. She was a complete dime before she became a bi-polar mess. Remember Douglas' face when he started dating her? He had that, "can you believe she is with me?" look on his face.
ReplyDeleteWow Bacon! I smelled the sarcasm all the way over here.
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas is the LAST person who should complain about anyone's past OR married dalliances.
More proof crazy betches are memorable fucks.
ReplyDeleteRun Catherine, RUN
ReplyDeleteInteresting in that many people guessed CZJ but some people ruled out that guess because the blind never indicated that the husband was famous too and "it would have" if it was about Michael Douglas. Just goes to show, we can't make any of those assumptions.
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