Blind Items Revealed
April 3, 2008
#1 - Apparently someone is living out whatever fantasies they can think of. This Academy Award winning/nominated A list film actor and his girlfriend decided to go car shopping. They picked out a modest $150,000 car to take for a little test drive. When they got back an hour later, they said thanks, but no thanks to the salesperson and drove off. Inside the car was the smell of sex and a used condom. Apparently someone decided not to clean up after themselves. The owner of the dealership placed a call to our actor to say that he did not find it humorous and was not sure if the car would be able to sell now because of the smell and was going to contact his attorneys. Our actor then decided that perhaps he ought to just go ahead and buy the car.
#2 - This rock star's divorce has been so acrimonious (nice word huh?) and he hates his C list ex so much that he loves calling her up and talking to her or leaving messages while he has having sex with whatever woman he happens to be with him at that time.
#1 - Sean Penn
#2 - Nikki Sixx/Donna D'Errico
Ewwww and Ewwww!
ReplyDeleteSean really makes me puke
ReplyDeleteThe Sean Penn one has already been revealed before, not once, but twice, and always in November. Hmm...
ReplyDeleteGood catch VIP, I was thinking this had been revealed.
DeleteRegifts for @V & @VIP
DeleteBwahahaha @Seven!
DeleteYes, it was revealed twice before & most everyone guessed this douchebag.
Delete#1 is BS. How would the dealer get the actors number to place a call to him?
ReplyDeleteYou're joking, aren't you?
DeleteThey probably had it from a previous purchase or service work on a different car.
Because before you let someone take a $150k car out for a test drive, no matter who they are, you get contact and insurance info. I do and I only sell $15k cars, lol.
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DeleteGah!! I need super-duper brain bleach!!
ReplyDeleteWas he dating Eva Mendes? Or sharing a GF with John Mayer? The smell should be able to come out. My car was broken into and used as a hotel room/drug den/urinal - thanks to a couple of details, it's like nothing ever happened.
ReplyDeleteClassy and Classier!
ReplyDelete@VIPblonde
ReplyDeleteLOL
and three times now
The Entys need to create a shared google docs spreadsheet and keep track of these damned BI reveals so they don't keep screwing it up!
ReplyDeletePlus one
Delete@crika - don't you have to provide a phone number to take a car for a test drive?
ReplyDelete@v - you couldn't sell the car as new after a certain amount of work was done on it.
Smart car salesman, handling it that way. He got a sale where it could have gone horribly wrong for him.
Seachica, understand about the work, i'm questioning the presence of smell. If they can get it out, the smell must be tremendously bad or the dealership uses crap detailers.
Deletefor Sixx and D'errico,i can believe it happens since that it happens to a friend recently.
ReplyDeleteAfter their split,her ex boyfriend called her when he had sex with another woman or he masturbated .She has been to see the police for harassment.The guy said to the policeman that it was to show her he didn't think about her and that he didn't care about their split (so logic)
Fall is summer repeat season for the new Enties as they gather up a giant list of new BIs to have to reveal at the end of the year (considering they revealed just about everything they had by September for 2013).
ReplyDeleteO and I like the "this will be revealed" ones too becuz these days it seems EVERYTHING is revealed by the new Enties.
ReplyDeleteSo Sean Penn dates girls who have stinky vag's?
ReplyDeleteNice!
I thought this was revealed. We just had a "Smell of Sex" discussion recently.
ReplyDelete@V, Penn does look like he'd smell pretty bad so I can see that smell not coming out.
ReplyDelete@VIP, I thought this had already been revealed, but twice before? Wow. Glad I am not going crazy.
Didn't Nikki Sixx have a really terrible break up with his wife before Donna and Donna began dating him while he was getting the divorce? I think he threatened to kill himself or something in front of her, she should have run then.
@V, they urinated in your car? Wow, what a bunch of assholes.
ReplyDeleteThere is an ongoing case in my area which has been in the paper a couple of times in which a car was written off after an accident because of a smell. Apparently a kid was drinking milk in the car and when the car was rear-ended the milk spilled all over and nobody could get the sour smell to come out of the upholstery. It was in the middle of summer so maybe that had something to do with it. Anyway I guess some smells are harder to get out than others? Penn's test drive car must have smelled really bad!
Good for the dealer for making Penn buy the car instead of letting it go because he's a celebrity, I hate when that happens.
Krissie, whomever it was urinated, fucked, and smoked Meth/Weed in my car. Seriously gross, however they did a good job getting the smells/evidence removed. I was still feeling a bit violated whenever I was inside, so I just sold the car last month.
DeleteGood for the dealer for not being a spineless ass kisser and telling douchebag what time it was.
ReplyDeleteRepeat reveal!
ReplyDeleteWasn't D'Errico the chick who got all spiritual and had to climb some mountain? I'm sure it was her.
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